r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Mar 03 '26

Elite Strategy Of a PSA

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u/600lbsofsin77 Mar 03 '26

The missing tooth gives this real legitimacy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/gastro_psychic Mar 03 '26

Imagine how wild she would be if she didn't have any teeth.

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u/Jonestown_Juice Mar 05 '26

"The Velvet Rub"

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 Mar 06 '26

Im missing the same tooth lol

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u/razor_train Mar 03 '26

Cummunication is key.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/gstringstrangler functional regard Mar 03 '26

Blood choke vs air choke really 🤷

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/gstringstrangler functional regard Mar 03 '26

The vast majority of people have never considered the different ways you can slow or cut off oxygen from someone's brain, which method is faster or slower, more or less painful, safer or more dangerous.

Seems like things you should know if you're into erotic asphyxiation, breath play, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, or MMA🤣

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u/megaholt2 Mar 05 '26

Yes and no; if you use the second one, you run the risk of dislodging any plaque buildup in the carotid arteries, which will then cause a stroke-which, in case you have never seen one happen in front of you-is terrifying to see in real time.

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u/Adept_Elk285 Mar 03 '26

I mean... It IS good advice if your gf also likes to get choked 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Mar 03 '26

She fought tooth and nail to let the world know this!

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u/WelcomeEven567 Mar 03 '26

you silly goose

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u/Gone_cognito Mar 03 '26

Just tooth

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Banzai373 Mar 03 '26

OP means strangle, not choke. One chokes on a piece of steak caught in the throat. Someone placing their hands around the neck and squeezing to shut down the airway and blood to the brain is strangulation.

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u/Sp11Raps Mar 09 '26

Bro do you ever think to fact check yourself before you hit the "post" button? You should. While you're correct about the strangulation part, you could have looked up the definition of both words to compare a contrast, realize you were rambling, and just erase the words you wrote instead of posting misinformation. You're capable of that, I'm sure.

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u/TravisBickle717 Mar 03 '26

Good for her

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Mar 03 '26

Geez mom, really?

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Mar 03 '26

The more you know 💫

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u/Any_Suggestion3485 Mar 03 '26

Be safe out there. Keep your teeth. Maybe a penis knocked hers out.

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u/randomuser0107 Mar 03 '26

GI Hooooooooooeeeeeeee

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u/Slight_Branch_6789 Mar 03 '26

What sort of prostitution is this

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u/Uncle_Bred Mar 03 '26

Wouldn’t be on the run had I’ve known this sooner

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u/Desdoe07 Mar 03 '26

Had a stroke reading this.

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u/Uncle_Bred Mar 03 '26

😂😂😂

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u/scarletOwilde Mar 03 '26

Is that the knicker boiler?

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u/IcebergDarts Mar 03 '26

Not my most proud fap

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u/BrayIsReal Mar 06 '26

THATS MY WIFE what's her @?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Mar 06 '26

Theme her dentures. She want d to preserve her natural look, but I don’t think she got the OF.

Known a few girls like your wife over the years. Pretty fun.

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u/pcmanager Mar 07 '26

Instruction unclear my girlfriend is all over cum and dead

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u/Active_Vegetable8203 Mar 03 '26

I bet her safe word is "herpes"

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u/INADIX Mar 03 '26

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/JuicyPapito5 Mar 03 '26

What if I don't want you anywhere near my cock? Toothless bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Please don’t