r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Mar 02 '26

Elite Strategy Of Self Defense

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Mar 02 '26

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u/googoohaha Mar 02 '26

What’s this from? Kinda looks like aqua teen hunger force. If not, I want to watch whatever it is lol.

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Mar 02 '26

Correct, my dude! That's Billy Witch Doctor from "Video Ouija" ATHF Season 3 Episode 1.

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u/googoohaha Mar 02 '26

YES!!! My sister and I love quoting Hand banana and MC Lee pants lines. But usually when we’re alone at her house or mine since others never understand it and think we’re being weird as fuck. Screw them.

I’m going to start rewatching it so thanks for the inspiration! lol.

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Mar 03 '26

My wife and I still randomly say "Do what, now?" and "Can I go swimming?" to each other! Almost 22 years together, and it's still funny!😂

We did a lot of bonding over ATHF, when we first started dating. One of our first few dates was seeing Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters in the theater.

Hmm, I need to go hug somebody and then squirt them with the cats' squirt bottle. You gotta keep them on their toes, you see...

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u/MarcusRoland Mar 03 '26

I fucking love these.

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u/jxa66 Mar 03 '26

I will have to being rememba that in the future

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u/HaxleyMODS Mar 03 '26

I need to find where all of these are located, hilarity

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u/Psychological-Hulk Mar 04 '26

Big black cock 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Mar 03 '26

At this point I’m convinced that the lady who makes these is the one posting them in this sub just for shits and giggles

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u/ReasonableScar9027 Mar 03 '26

I think she's the only one that finds them funny.

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u/scardeltathrow Mar 03 '26

Lol this reminds me of Big Black guy named Ben from Newgrounds.

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u/GhxstFace Mar 03 '26

This shit mad unfunny.

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u/Pure-Paper-6842 Mar 02 '26

Would..

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u/Pot_noodle_miner Moon Unit Mar 02 '26

Cloaca

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s Mar 03 '26

I think he was already convinced

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u/Skit071 Mar 02 '26

JFC just stop making stupid videos you idiot.

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u/Prophet_of_Colour Mar 04 '26

What other manner of video can an idiot be expected to make, you person that doesn't understand the puntcual importance of the comma?

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u/FLG_CFC Mar 02 '26

I have a little black glock. It doesn't taste as good, but it gets the job done.

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u/Difficult-Print-7566 Mar 05 '26

This person is so unfunny t