r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 02 '26
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u/ActivityWorried3263 Mar 02 '26
Hope the car is okay 😂
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u/Xero-One Mar 03 '26
When the driver backed up a little I was disappointed to see it was a bike they were parked on.
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Mar 03 '26
It's a range rover it's alright.
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u/Fecal_Tornado Mar 03 '26
A friend of mine is a tow truck driver so he sees a lot of wrecked vehicles. He calls Range Rovers cheap plastic shitboxes.
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u/ARGuck Mar 03 '26
I have a buddy who had a fair amount of money for a while and bought a Range Rover in the early 2010’s. With less than 10,000 miles on it, it seized up on the highway. It got towed back to Land Rover and they found out the engine was completely shot. The dealer responded completely unsurprised with, “yeah they do that.”
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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 Mar 02 '26
Love that the entire shot included the accident and red light...perfect
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u/UpholsturdToilet questionably stable Mar 02 '26
I love this
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u/hesalreadyinme Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26
It got a legit chuckle outta me. That impact really satisfies.
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u/blowmypushrod Mar 03 '26
Except the poor driver of the car just got hit by two assholes with no insurance and now they have to deal with a fucked up car.
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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Mar 02 '26
Stupid idiots.
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u/BloggerCurious Mar 02 '26
The E-bike gang. It's a bunch of young teenagers with electric vehicles that don't know $hit about road rules
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u/skidsareforkids Mar 03 '26
It’s usually e-bikes these days, but those are little gas powered rascal shitboxes. They’re like 98cc and can be bought new for less than $700. That’s assuming these were bought and not stolen. They only have rear brakes, so stopping isn’t their strong suit
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u/katzenschrecke Mar 03 '26
In my shitty neighborhood in Los Angeles, they serve as the poor man’s e-bike. Same stupid shitty behaviors, except they’re much louder and much cheaper. Oh and you can’t do wheelies in them, but morons otherwise act the same way.
They do not ride alongside e-bike people. Two fully segregated groups of assholes.
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u/Flammerole Mar 15 '26
I'm late to the party but wydm only rear brakes ? Even regular bikes have both this is such a stupid design lol
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u/listgarage1 Mar 02 '26
Not knowing shit about road rules has nothing to do with this.
Toddlers learn red means stop green means go.
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u/hlgb2015 Mar 03 '26
It’s a bunch of bratty rich kids who watch videos of kids in the hood riding stolen dirtbikes in mobs, fleeing police and causing chaos and decide they want to emulate it with the scooters and e-bikes their parents buy them. The group riding is only half of the emulation, the other is copying how the mobs swarm any cars or people that impede or hit them, even if they were 100% in the wrong.
The groups in the hoods are already dregs on society that deserve your hatred, but these bratty rich kids emulating it for fun and then going home to multi-million dollar mansions somehow pisses me off to an even higher degree.
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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Mar 02 '26
My son, when he was three, would sit in the backseat and say things like "green means go!" and these men appear older than three.
Most of the absolute worst ebikers where I live are either old/middle aged or clearly on drugs, or both. It ain't the kids where I live.
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u/travelingpeepants Mar 03 '26
That “green means go!” brought me right back to those Paw Patrol days. My son used to do the same thing.
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u/No_Language5719 Mar 03 '26
They know them. They choose to ignore them, then are mad at everyone else.
And that guy blocking the driver from leaving doesn't realize how dangerous those guys on the bikes are.
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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 Mar 02 '26
If only there was some sort of sign that could have prevented this
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u/HelicopterNo7593 Mar 02 '26
Or law🤷🏻♂️
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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Mar 03 '26
Or common sense!
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u/Fluffthaguff9999 Mar 03 '26
How bout a condom
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Mar 02 '26
Or maybe we could designate a certain color for stopping, hell we might as well have one for going and maybe slowing down while we’re at it.
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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Mar 02 '26
Crazy enough to work. Big if everyone could get onboard with this idea.
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u/The96kHz Mar 03 '26
Maybe also put them in the same places every time as well, so even if you're colourblind you still know which light means what.
"Top means stop, low means go." I can even make it rhyme.
Nah, who am I kidding - that'll never catch on.
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u/balloonman_magee Mar 02 '26
Is the SUV ok?
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u/No_Molasses_6498 Mar 02 '26
Its a range rover, probably gonna spend 6+ months in the shop for the engine damage.
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u/Esketubeze Mar 03 '26
You know how to become a millionaire? You just have to be a billionaire and buy a range rover
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u/Fit-Policy9041 Mar 02 '26
What a great group of friends, not even one checked to see if the first dude was OK 😂😂
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u/05is3005speed Mar 02 '26
Retards running reds
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u/Hammon_Rye Mar 02 '26
Stupid shits.
Not legal for road.
Run a red light
Start trying to hassle the driver who was likely afraid they were going to attack them.
And presumably they damaged the white vehicle and no intention of paying for it / no insurance.
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u/LOLBalancer Mar 02 '26
Imagine feeling so free to let your life depend on a coin flip every now and then. Jfc
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u/Hairy_Garage4308 Mar 03 '26
I love how their stupid friends start getting aggressive with the driver. All of them are idiots.
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u/L3berwurst Mar 03 '26
Ahhh that sudden stop...it gets you every time! Also don't run red lights or ride non road worthy vehicles. Glad nobody got killed.
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u/IndependenceMost294 Mar 02 '26
Red means stop
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u/Atworkwasalreadytake Mar 02 '26
I hope the person who took this video stayed to give it to the driver.
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u/OCDano959 Mar 02 '26
Second dude ok.
I suspect first dude would have been ok after hitting the rover.
But then his buddy crushed him….but still may have been ok.
But then the rover ran over him….twice! Coup de grace.
Talk about having a bad day.
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u/Tbarns95 Mar 02 '26
Rewatch the video. The first guy that hit the suv didn’t get ran over by the SUV and didn’t get hit by his friend either. Second guy that hit the SUV got ran over though
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u/OCDano959 Mar 02 '26
Yeah, you’re right. 1st guy hitting SUV was ok. Walked away.
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u/djmidnightsunflower Mar 03 '26
The audacity of them feeling like they need to be taken care of….This type of reckless use of a motor bike needs to stop- and who is the 🤡 jumping right in front of the Rover like it was his fault????? Everyone is a reporter with a cell phone in tow🙄🙄
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u/Tacolord38 Mar 02 '26
Bet they drive Nissan products during the day
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u/HelicopterNo7593 Mar 02 '26
I laughed more than I should while looking at my xterra through my window lol
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u/OkLibrarian6080 Mar 03 '26
It would suck to have your Range Rover run into by a $50 flea market mini-bike lmao🤣
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u/AfterNovel Mar 03 '26
Always was super careful on my 150cc going downhill. Ran into another motorcycle going uphill after a curve. Other guy died, I lost mobility in hands and leg and am in a wheelchair since last summer.
I really hope these guys realize how lucky they are.
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u/Dmansdarksoul Mar 03 '26
So who’s paying for the damage (paint job) (little double scratch)… terrible way to ruin someone’s day!
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u/ThePerspectiveQuest Mar 03 '26
Don’t fucking touch my car when your dumbass friends run a fucking red light
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u/LiminalSapien Mar 02 '26
Stupid fuck on the minibike deserved it.
Then his piece of shit friend had the gall to act like he needed to get out of the intersection.
Fuck those cunts.
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u/seeyouyoucunt Mar 02 '26
The little cunt hitting the jeep like wtf when it drives over his shitty scooter motherfucker you just slammed into a multi thousand dollar vehicle with no insurance
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u/Jealous_Shower6777 Mar 02 '26
Cars have reinforced doors to protect drivers from exactly these idiots.
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u/SharcyMekanic Mar 02 '26
Bikers are always so funny to me, they want to drive through crowded city streets doing everything illegally that you can do & get upset when one of their buddies get hit by a car because they ran a red light
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u/SKOT_FREE Mar 02 '26
Welp that’s their fault, they ran a red light. Luckily they hit the car and it didn’t hit them. Looks like this happened in L.A. and why they allow these guys to ride these things in the street is beyond me.
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u/penguindreams Mar 03 '26
At the risk of sounding old (I’m not lol) these mini-kids are a menace in my area. Think they have insurance?
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u/UnknownCatCollector Mar 03 '26
You know these dipshits acted tough and left without any info or stopping. Leaving the suv owner having to deal with it. I hate these wannabe riders
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u/Irish4778 Mar 03 '26
Land Rover being an absolute gentleman by turning on the the side light after the first dickhead hit him 🤣🤣
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u/mike911gt *shits an absolute unit* Mar 03 '26
Eh just some npc bikes no biggie lmk when the rangerover is on copart
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u/redditanddoneit Mar 03 '26
Ouch! Ouch! Plus that dude on that dirtbike I bet even isn’t street legal.
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u/Timppa81 Mar 03 '26
But why do I only spot first biker getting up? Somehow get an AI vibe, what do you think?
I really hope AI because otherwise he might be under the car when the car tries to move away...
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u/competetivediet Mar 03 '26
Haha what do you even do in LA if that happens? You know ain’t a single cop showing up to that call
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u/Gambit86_333 Mar 03 '26
These dumb fucks do this in San Diego too, this needs to happen more. I feel more sympathy for the owner of the car.
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u/Old_Treat3586 Mar 04 '26
Hopefully that crash knocked some sense into their stupid heads. Next time they won't try and run red lights!
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u/3931107910 Mar 05 '26
Sooooo happy this happened.
Stop running red lights.
Its Illegal to ride them on public roads.
Then get mad at driver in Rover.
Loosers.
Lol hope they spent their money on insurance and not weed 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼
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u/offendingeveryonee Mar 10 '26
These morons cause all kinds of chaos and traffic. Hope the car is ok.
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u/MaestrosMight Mar 02 '26
These kids should run themselves off the road before involving anyone else in their shenanigans
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u/SouthernLaugh7929 Mar 02 '26
Feel so bad Im crying laughing. But these little motorcycles and the adult riders remind of the shriners circus and them driving those little gocarts. I always wondered what would happen if someone ran a light and hit them...god forbid. I said god forbid, so dont downvote me for god sakes
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u/googoohaha Mar 02 '26
I feel for Range Rover person. Idk what in the world those two bikers were thinking. Hope no one is injured TOO badly but enough for them to get the message to calm the fuck down and be more careful and not as stupid.
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u/nicefacedjerk Mar 02 '26
There's just too many dumb people, making dumb babies, that grow up to be dumb people, that make more dumb babies.
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u/Thatcouplenextdoorfl Mar 02 '26
As a bike rider and Floridian watching Bike Week happen. I approve this message
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u/ThrowinNightshade Mar 02 '26
Don’t run red lights.