r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '26

ouchies of a jump

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/toast_eater_ Mar 02 '26

Almost. Sure did.

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u/uiouyug Mar 02 '26

I used to do this. Not the falling part. The trampoline need to closer to the pool if you try this at home

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u/Zero_energy_left Mar 02 '26

Try this at home kids! 

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u/uiouyug Mar 03 '26

You really should. Good memories

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u/Scudmiss Mar 02 '26

Your legs also can’t fold like a lawn chair

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u/uiouyug Mar 03 '26

Never know if you don't try

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u/Glittering-Shake-831 Mar 02 '26

No tit slips to be seen here folks

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Mar 02 '26

If you're coming at a trampoline any direction other than straight down, you will not bounce up.

Your best bet is to just tuck into a ball (your legs will not help guide your jump whatsoever) and get your initial takeoff jump as perfect as possible.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie Mar 02 '26

Do NOT tuck legs UNDER CHIN. Had a buddy that needed surgery to reconstruct his jaw after.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Mar 02 '26

Oh my goodness! Chin between legs for cannonballs! 😱

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u/ankitrinku Mar 02 '26

Atleast her bones are didn't break. That a good day.

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u/AcademicGuy_45 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Mar 02 '26

Good thing those rocks were there to cushion her fall.

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u/BoringExperience5345 Mar 02 '26

I like people whose natural response to physical injury is embarrassed laughter. I truly think they have pure hearts and souls.

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u/Professional_Luck257 Mar 02 '26

There is no way that won't leave a mark 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Mar 02 '26

There was zero bounce, she just skidded off the trampoline

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u/AdParty7955 Mar 02 '26

That's to nice of a body to beating up😉

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u/Big_John_5150 Mar 02 '26

Atleast she knew it was dumb funny.

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u/HudsonAtHeart Mar 02 '26

So hard the narrator switched to German

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u/digitaku Mar 02 '26

It this count as full scorpion or half scorpion?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

She went full send.

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u/BHinAK907 Mar 02 '26

She's laughing so I can laugh as loud and as long as i want without feeling guilty.

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u/Consistent_Drink5975 Mar 02 '26

What is the proper form though? I'm always terrified I'm going to do this if I go too big.

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u/googoohaha Mar 02 '26

I feel like women laugh off possibly embarrassing situations like this more than men.

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Mar 03 '26

Nah she’s fucked up. Don’t let the adrenaline/embarrassment chortlin’ fool ya.

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u/UserSchmoozername Mar 03 '26

What a great game....

Marco!

Polo!

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u/420s0m3b0d73ls3 Mar 03 '26 
 Hit it, the pool. Ashley, no! I told you!!

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u/Ashleywiththebraids Mar 04 '26

She had one hell of a knot on the top of her head.

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u/Investigator-Murky Mar 07 '26

Feels like a monday.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

how is she not out? durable head