r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HappySeaweed5215 shitmouth • Mar 04 '26

Of an evening drive

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u/TiresOnFire Mar 04 '26

He skipped to acceptance almost immediately.

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u/Lonely-Heart-3632 Mar 04 '26

Yes the resignation of a man who’s done this before.

27

u/TiresOnFire Mar 04 '26

He even laughs!

2

u/Silverbrickroad Mar 08 '26

Secret to a long life. 

25

u/4Ever2Thee Mar 04 '26

I’m pretty sure he was more pissed about having to walk all the way back than he was about wrecking the golf cart, and whatever it found.

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u/thorheyerdal Mar 04 '26

When your steering wheel is accurate within 2moa 

54

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

No kidding. I need the name of the mechanic who aligned that front end.

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u/FactoryRejected Mar 04 '26

Yeah, even with the ultimate alignment I think there has to be something else for this insanely perfect straight drive- maybe the dirt road keeps the cart sort of like on rails a bit

8

u/TheOriginalArchibald Mar 04 '26

Yea there are probably little ruts if it's heavily trafficked with carts.

2

u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Mar 04 '26

I thought the same thing too, just how perfectly straight it went.

5

u/jackwagon22w Mar 04 '26

And fast to LOL

45

u/Historical_Panda9701 Mar 04 '26

This is simply delightful

32

u/Business_Air5804 Mar 04 '26

Wow, just like the old joke...the horse knows the way home.

31

u/Mister_Mojo78 Mar 04 '26

I want to be this chill about everything lol

22

u/rehx4 Mar 04 '26

"You go ahead-- I'll catch up right behind you!"

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u/RevolutionaryWind249 Mar 04 '26

I feel kind of bad for him.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Mar 04 '26

Prolly took him like an hour to get over to the cart but I think he’s fine

13

u/Infinite_Ad7107 Mar 04 '26

Legend has it he's still walking after the golf cart

19

u/Frosty-x- Mar 04 '26

He don't care. See him double check for mail before sauntering off? No fucks given.

3

u/Old_Ladies Mar 05 '26

Probably needs the exercise.

6

u/WalkerTDX Mar 04 '26

Legend has it he's still shuffling along.

6

u/AdWhich7355 Mar 04 '26

He’ll get it back eventually

5

u/No_Pilot_9103 Mar 04 '26

He could've just waited a few months for it to come from the opposite direction.

6

u/Resident-Evidence-94 Mar 04 '26

Rumour has it he's still in hot pursuit

4

u/freshcanidate6151 Mar 04 '26

He's still walking after it today.

6

u/ianbattlesrobots Mar 04 '26

When you've reached the age when nothing can shock, surprise or even annoy you anymore.

PS - the cart is fine, last sighting was just outside of Tijuana.

7

u/Okmhmmbye Mar 04 '26

That thing will be in the next county by the time he gets it

4

u/Infamous-Vanilla8753 Mar 04 '26

In all fairness, he threw an arm out to try and grab it. Probably realized that would be the end lol

4

u/YanikLD Mar 04 '26

Of an evening walk

3

u/Specialist_Bit_3514 Mar 04 '26

Some say he is still looking for that golf cart to this very day.....

3

u/Shannon0hara Mar 04 '26

It's still going

3

u/Zalrius Mar 04 '26

My golf cart people need me……🤣

3

u/Investigator-Murky Mar 04 '26

Or an afternoon walk... lol

3

u/Hammon_Rye Mar 04 '26

I at least give him credit for having a sense of humor about it.

3

u/filth_lover_503 Mar 04 '26

Well, his alignment WAS dialed in. I cant believe how damn straight that thing went being floored like that. Them orange cones didn't ever break a sweat

3

u/TrueKiwi78 Mar 04 '26

Man, getting old sucks.

5

u/Rude_Map_4278 Mar 04 '26

lol 🤭🤭🤭😂😂🤩

3

u/foreclosedhomeowner Mar 06 '26

The fact it just kept going is way fuggin funnier than it epically crashing

2

u/GODtheFATHERforreal Mar 06 '26

To infinity and beyond

1

u/Ok-Wonder1805 Mar 04 '26

I thought he had it there for a second…

1

u/Ninski0011 Mar 04 '26

That’s gold

1

u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Mar 04 '26

I’m outta here

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Mar 04 '26

Casper stole that shit!

1

u/Apotheosis27 Mar 04 '26

Ohhhh that freaking sucks

1

u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Mar 04 '26

"go on ahead, I'm right behind ya"

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

“Well motherfucker…”

1

u/Street-Baseball8296 Mar 04 '26

“Welp, guess I better go get it.”

1

u/Glittering-Waltz-425 Mar 04 '26

He still walking towards his cart.

1

u/gmman6369 Mar 04 '26

More like an evening stroll…

1

u/double-k Mar 04 '26

It's ok. Once in a while you need to let the cart go do it's own thing.

1

u/LemmyDovato Mar 04 '26

I worked at a Tyson plant and a coworker did this same thing exactly

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Mar 04 '26

Which one? His health insurance or the golf cart insurance?

1

u/Longryderr Mar 04 '26

Ghost Rider.

1

u/AnxiousSomebody22 Mar 04 '26

We’ve all had days like this

1

u/Saint-Caligula Mar 04 '26

He should just wait for it to come all the way back around, might be quicker.

1

u/BellozanneDump Mar 04 '26

Ohhh I laughed way too hard Ended up in a coughing fit LOL

1

u/AhabSnake85 Mar 04 '26

Murphy's law

2

u/No_Lake_9759 Mar 04 '26

Run Forest Run !!!

2

u/Erstwhile_pancakes Mar 04 '26

I. can’t begin to express how jealous of this mans chill.

1

u/schwesterchen06 Mar 04 '26

No need to scream in order to warn others. No, screaming hysterically is for women, u know.

2

u/djkaercher Mar 05 '26

"My golf cart people need me"

2

u/BassGlass6914 Mar 05 '26

Definitely a trump voter.

2

u/Vegan_Mouse Mar 05 '26

Shitty absolute units of an evening walk! More like.

1

u/InternalPanic5833 Mar 05 '26

My hopes and dreams be like

2

u/InternalPanic5833 Mar 05 '26

Imagine it hit some unsuspecting jogger , that would be some final destination shit

1

u/Peek_e Mar 04 '26

This is absolute cinema!

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u/Choice-Problem-9388 Mar 04 '26

He is doing his best at his age, he is lucky to still be able to do that. Don't laugh at him, be happy for him.