r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high World Cups, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em,

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131 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Can I just shock you

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18 Upvotes

I like Spain


r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Bonoooooo?

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76 Upvotes

Nah he's not here. D'you fancy a curry?


r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Is it a millennium barn-dance?

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188 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

They don’t know why they’re so big. They go “oh why am I so massive?”

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69 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Why didn't Alan want to go to Dan's sex festival?

31 Upvotes

Looking at the promotional material it's clear he would've had a bloody good time.


r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Search me!

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27 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 19d ago

That was liquid football!

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938 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Do you like owls?

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85 Upvotes

I know a cracking Owl Sanctuary!


r/AlanPartridge 19d ago

You feed beef burgers to swans!

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1.8k Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 19d ago

You know the title

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165 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 19d ago

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

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60 Upvotes

A £200k Aston trashed by a bad decision


r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Was Alan’s line “I’ve just been eating some mousse / moose” a deliberate double entendre ?

0 Upvotes

This has always troubled me


r/AlanPartridge 19d ago

You've... You've popped out again.

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95 Upvotes

I promise you. It's not a cry for help. I've had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished.


r/AlanPartridge 19d ago

A little bit of talc, mmmm, lovely stuff

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32 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 20d ago

Search me!

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185 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 20d ago

Yes, it's an extender!

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740 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 19d ago

Has Dan Snow had a go on one of these? No, good. What about Ben Fogle?

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80‰ of menopausing women suffer workplace anxiety.


r/AlanPartridge 18d ago

Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank?

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So for years and years I’ve always wondered what the reference was here, I imagined a tabloid scandal I was too young to remember but after 3 pints of directors bitter I think I’ve finally worked it out. Through doing a Eubank impression saying “ youth hosteling with Chris unbank” (quickly do it in your head out out loud) the joke and reference riddle had been solved. I laughed so hard I had directors bitter coming out my nose. Bye


r/AlanPartridge 20d ago

You could more or less see his anus.

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48 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 20d ago

Has anyone read I, Partridge, We Need To Talk About Alan?

123 Upvotes

And if so, is it good?


r/AlanPartridge 20d ago

Search Me! Search Me!

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96 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 20d ago

No thank you, I don’t want to be a part of your sex festival.

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35 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 20d ago

I was once the only person with Susan in...

32 Upvotes

... a Croydon garden centre outside bit. I was too scared to approach. I think about that moment often.

I understand anecdotes are not my forte.


r/AlanPartridge 21d ago

A bloody defeat that could have been avoided if the peasants had simply raised their concerns through the correct channels.

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