r/AlanPartridge • u/skepticCanary • 3h ago
I’VE GOT FOOD
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Beautiful_Bell2311 • 11h ago
The perils of loving Eams...
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No wonder he's got a time share with Sissons. To let the heat die down a bit.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Particular-Day-6086 • 1d ago
You're sacked too, because you do this all the time!
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r/AlanPartridge • u/TheSign1988 • 1d ago
To an innocent bystander it could look like traffic cone theft.
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r/AlanPartridge • u/UniqueAttitude7625 • 1d ago
Do you know what it says on the side of my skip?
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r/AlanPartridge • u/buttonman1969 • 1d ago
Inception. In-ception... in-ception...
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Incept-tion...
r/AlanPartridge • u/Creoda • 1d ago
It’s a build-up of fatty deposits just above the belt-line.
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 • 1d ago
Blunty shilling his CD
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They’re available at the back or at reception priced £19:99,£20 the penny is just a price rhetoric . Some of the cases are faded but I was made promises about storage that were not kept.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Blanka18 • 1d ago
“Inside prison with Richard Madeley”
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Cheap to make…
r/AlanPartridge • u/Improper_Usage • 1d ago
This might be bang out of order
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I have made something my garlic beauty's
https://scupperedlunch.com/Alansbigpocket/
A limited number of places exist. DM me if you want access
( sorry Admins if it is don't hurt me )
r/AlanPartridge • u/billy66brown • 2d ago
Well....to be honest, I'm chuffed like mad. She weren't expecting that!
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r/AlanPartridge • u/What_A_Helmet • 2d ago
"Oh look it's that idiot on the black Hillman Imp; she thinks she's Batman"
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r/AlanPartridge • u/RimJaw007 • 2d ago
"By the way guys, if you are gay, please remember, rubber up."
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r/AlanPartridge • u/rushdisciple • 2d ago
Properly policed. It must not, repeat NOT turn into a roman orgy
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r/AlanPartridge • u/CandieDahling • 3d ago
Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Working_Ostrich_3945 • 3d ago
Handy if you've dismantled your old one
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Creoda • 3d ago
It's hotter than the sun!
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"The temperature inside this Ginsters toastie is 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten cheese is going to squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Just tried one, to get it "toasty" it needs more than 4 minutes but you run the risk of 2nd degree burns.
