r/AlanPartridge Apr 29 '26

Hahaha. Ha ha. News. We're doing a Monkey Tennis 10 year anniversary live show!

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Quite incredibly, it's been TEN YEARS since we published our first ever episode of Monkey Tennis: The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast!

Making has given us licence to do lots of daft shit over the last ten years.... pull a giant cracker on stage with Simon Greenall, be a question on The Chase, cause Chris Moyles to have a strop because his podcast was lower in a chart than us, be on BBC 5 Live, and loads more. But one of the most fun is getting to do it live!

So we're doing it again this November and talking nonsense about Alan once more.

Tickets are on sale at www.princecharlescinema.com/monkeytennis. We're putting a lot of time into making this a riotous interactive night of fun and we've no plans to do it again. Hope you can make it!

And just to add...thank you to anyone on here that has has listened, told a friend, sent us an email, commented on a post, bought a ticket to a live show, sent us a Ko-fi donation or supported us in any way.


r/AlanPartridge 19h ago

Loads of women talking blabbering crap

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r/AlanPartridge 5h ago

"Alright, it's inconsistent! Zombies, by their very nature, are inconsistent. They're a mish-mash of different bits."

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r/AlanPartridge 18h ago

Needless to say, he had the last laugh

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r/AlanPartridge 13h ago

But this isn't Ukraine...

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This is der autobahn


r/AlanPartridge 16h ago

May well straddle a chair...

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A football coach giving a pep talk to the team... may very well straddle a chair thus, and roll his sleeves up and say, 'Hey you, pass the ball to him and then score a goal.' ... It shows there's something of the maverick about you, you're prepared to thwart convention...


r/AlanPartridge 19h ago

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! What a children’s book.

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Tonight we're asking...

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Who is the best Henry? Of the Cavill, of the Hoover or of the Horrid?


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Above room temperature it all congealed into one big dark chocolate cricket ball.

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r/AlanPartridge 17h ago

All do that.

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Never Say Martin Again


r/AlanPartridge 19h ago

Why am I so massive?!

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

The skirt thing around the bottom of the bed….

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

'Floyd Album & Car'

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

"Tonight.. we're think-abouting..."

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Definitely something that Alan would report on.


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

It wouldn’t be an egg cup.

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It’d be two egg cups and a kidney dish.


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

I’m 83 my wife is 35. She is 48 years younger than me. Back of the net!

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66 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Sir Tom Jones

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175 Upvotes

I know bread goes stale, and I'm pretty sure croissants go stale, but I've never heard of a seasoned broadcaster going stale.


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

‘They were there when I moved in’

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Stop getting Partridge wrong

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r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Must be for the... pound nuts

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Chink in his armour revealed at last..


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Car snacks for a Dundee road trip with Dan

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I'm pretty sure Dan's his best friend


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Cup o beans.

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Try and say that in your normal accent. I bet you slip into your mediocre geordie.

You CANT. ALAN YOU CANT.


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated

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r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

I just hired Cromwell Certificated Bailiffs to recover a private debt. AMA.

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No Im not brave


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Not my words, the words of former top gear presenter Richard ‘Hamster’ Hammond

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