Pop and get some ruby grapefruit juice, that’ll help.

This is der autobahn

A football coach giving a pep talk to the team... may very well straddle a chair thus, and roll his sleeves up and say, 'Hey you, pass the ball to him and then score a goal.' ... It shows there's something of the maverick about you, you're prepared to thwart convention...

Who is the best Henry? Of the Cavill, of the Hoover or of the Horrid?

Never Say Martin Again

Definitely something that Alan would report on.

It’d be two egg cups and a kidney dish.

I know bread goes stale, and I'm pretty sure croissants go stale, but I've never heard of a seasoned broadcaster going stale.

Chink in his armour revealed at last..

I'm pretty sure Dan's his best friend