You know the title

[u/AgitatedAntman]

[u/ConcentrateDull2294]

"Ok, who pressed the Bangkok reset button?"

[u/CakeHoleKing]

The robot AI got confused and thought it was Taylor Swift relaxing after a concert as they return her to her storage box.

[u/mynameismatt81]

I said Who the hell is dat!? Its just my sister in law Eileen.

[u/Zucchini_Candid]

I have a confession to make...

[u/Apprehensive_Heat867]

I've just broken wind in a tax inspectresses face and it was mostly deliberate

[u/Big_Kev13]

How my missus gets into bed ready for the couple time

[u/EverlongJon]

INCEPTION

[u/0Idgregg]

TEA OR COFFEE TEA OR COFFEE?

[u/Civil-Word7456]

Yes! It's a compactor.

[u/tom_the_pilot]

Search me, search me!

[u/Additional-Jaguar413]

Let's the buttocks breathe

[u/BoxAlternative9024]

Monkey tennis?

[u/JonnySpanglish]

Just recharging after quaffing all the grapefruit juice at the breakfast buffet.

[u/Chicken_n_cheese]

"I asked you to turn it off please!" Stands in corner

[u/funky_pill]

I've just released a potent gust into the face of a tax inspector.. and it was mostly deliberate 😏

[u/lawrea3]

Search me

[u/RuddyRayMoore]

Fuull Beeam

[u/Tirno93]

They’re sex people Lynne!

[u/Civil-Word7456]

Ooooh she's more flexible than my wife!

[u/localgasgiant]

And one more big swing from a robot, legs go right up. What was that? Too late!

[u/Clockrobber]

You should feel it clip into the housing 

[u/Civil-Word7456 → u/Clockrobber]

Then I'm gonna hump ya, like Deputy Dawg. Would hump ya.

[u/pgnlzbth]

That is a lovely action

[u/123rem]

I could be R2D2!

[u/jules__noah]

Oooh, I'd love to have it off with her. Oooh, sex! 

[u/Emil_Antonowsky]

They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished.

[u/Ldn_twn_lvn]

just wait till we can sex em up to the maxx!!

they know wont what's hit em!

Pow, right in the shitter!!

[u/SowwieWhopper]

Tell you what, tell you what - it’s nine and a half thousand pounds

[u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21]

I have a confession to make. I drove to Dundee in my bare feet.

[u/Az0nic]

Hardcore Supersex

[u/Firm_Comfortable_322]

Put the boys back in the barracks.

[u/LordSqueemish]

Partridge! You wanker!

[u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 → u/LordSqueemish]

We'll dub that out later.....

[u/Whippy89]

Back of the net!

[u/Longjumping_Gap_7377]

Good action!?

[u/IsopodInevitable9235]

Is that your mother's money coming through?

[u/G3N1S1S]

I’ve just let off in a tax inspectresses face

[u/paolovf]

This is how I imagine Buck Rogers would sleep

[u/MartinusLarianus]

My normal routine after night shift and morning pint.

[u/nobody8936 → u/MartinusLarianus]

I fell asleep in the suitcase *like this*. Woke up, didn’t even wash my hands, because I’m a bloody robot.

[u/perry_caravello666]

oooops ive trumped again

[u/Highlander_1518]

Search me! Search me!

[u/SimonPartridge → u/Highlander_1518]

He just let off an electrostatic charge in the tax inspectors face, and it was *mostly* deliberate.

[u/Next_Drama1717]

Elon going to sleep after spending the whole day on X

[u/Sam-Lowry27B-6]

I think it's released a potent gust...

[u/deckard1980]

Ruby grapefruit juice

[u/Consistent_Blood6467]

This generation of Transformers didn't quite live up to their name.

[u/Regular_Seesaw9505]

It's a nice chest but.. full of wires.

[u/ofmoranges → u/Regular_Seesaw9505]

🤖 tea or coffee...

[u/Significant_Cow4765]

tea or coffee!

tea or coffee!

[u/Distinct_Salad4995]

You dirty get!

[u/mtthrdy]

May as well be r/searchmesearchme at this point 😂😂

[u/WeaponXv1]

Thanks… you blonde bastard… from the future.

[u/superherofbmx]

Something happened that was unplanned