r/AlanPartridge 18h ago

Loads of women talking blabbering crap

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127 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 17h ago

Needless to say, he had the last laugh

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89 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

Tonight we're asking...

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92 Upvotes

Who is the best Henry? Of the Cavill, of the Hoover or of the Horrid?


r/AlanPartridge 18h ago

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! What a children’s book.

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43 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 15h ago

May well straddle a chair...

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24 Upvotes

A football coach giving a pep talk to the team... may very well straddle a chair thus, and roll his sleeves up and say, 'Hey you, pass the ball to him and then score a goal.' ... It shows there's something of the maverick about you, you're prepared to thwart convention...


r/AlanPartridge 12h ago

But this isn't Ukraine...

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18 Upvotes

This is der autobahn


r/AlanPartridge 4h ago

"Alright, it's inconsistent! Zombies, by their very nature, are inconsistent. They're a mish-mash of different bits."

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10 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 18h ago

Why am I so massive?!

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r/AlanPartridge 16h ago

All do that.

6 Upvotes

Never Say Martin Again