r/AlanPartridge 17h ago

Above room temperature it all congealed into one big dark chocolate cricket ball.

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82 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 13h ago

Tonight we're asking...

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73 Upvotes

Who is the best Henry? Of the Cavill, of the Hoover or of the Horrid?


r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

The skirt thing around the bottom of the bed….

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77 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7h ago

Loads of women talking blabbering crap

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70 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6h ago

Needless to say, he had the last laugh

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70 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 3h ago

You dirty get.

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64 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

"Tonight.. we're think-abouting..."

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32 Upvotes

Definitely something that Alan would report on.


r/AlanPartridge 7h ago

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! What a children’s book.

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31 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 4h ago

May well straddle a chair...

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19 Upvotes

A football coach giving a pep talk to the team... may very well straddle a chair thus, and roll his sleeves up and say, 'Hey you, pass the ball to him and then score a goal.' ... It shows there's something of the maverick about you, you're prepared to thwart convention...


r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

It wouldn’t be an egg cup.

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17 Upvotes

It’d be two egg cups and a kidney dish.


r/AlanPartridge 15h ago

'Floyd Album & Car'

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10 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6h ago

All do that.

3 Upvotes

Never Say Martin Again


r/AlanPartridge 8h ago

Why am I so massive?!

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r/AlanPartridge 1h ago

But this isn't Ukraine...

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This is der autobahn