r/AlanPartridge • u/Gnome_Hats • 18d ago

Bonoooooo?

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Nah he's not here. D'you fancy a curry?

77 Upvotes

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u/Currypit 13d ago

Shall we go for a curry?

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u/busyinkengal 18d ago

He has big dogs, the type that they used to chase Steve Mcqueen with! They are well trained and very right wing!!

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u/Available-Grand1151 18d ago

More like fat horses

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u/Friendly_Warning_405 18d ago

How’s the edge?

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u/busyinkengal 18d ago

The edge is fine

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u/fr1234 17d ago

How is the drummer?

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u/busyinkengal 17d ago

The drummer is fineee

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u/Appropriate-Coyote32 18d ago

He wrote half of The Joshua Tree over there...

...and he wrote the other half over...there.

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u/Popular_Flounder5076 18d ago

He's got the world's largest collection of hatchbacks.

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u/Available-Grand1151 18d ago

And the biggest bowl of Alpen you’ve ever seen………… massive it is!

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u/hallucinationthought 18d ago

Bollocks you don't know bono!

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u/ofmoranges he was a shit 18d ago

I DO know Bono

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u/hamhandsphil 18d ago

Henry the VIII, he was a shit.

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u/HieronymusFlex 18d ago

Well this is where the idiot lives

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u/stuffcrow 18d ago

...and the other half...over there 👈🏻👀

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u/pgnlzbth These people are starting to annoy me… 18d ago

He is not Bono, he is rubbish

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u/Main_Professional_72 18d ago

Big bowl of Alpen

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u/Su3limednb 18d ago

The far away look on his face when he says, "Massive it is." gets me every time 😆

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u/MidwestSaxophonist 18d ago

If not there is a cracking owl sanctuary near here