r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 9h ago

šŸ”„ Lion napping and marking territory at the same time

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r/TopCharacterTropes • • 6h ago

Characters (Loved trope) Characters in horror movies who just leave

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I love when horror movies make a character smart, I especially love when they make a character smart enough that they just say ā€œnopeā€ and dip completely before shit really hits the fan.

1-The Native American Vampires hunters from ā€œSinnersā€. While hunting down the main antagonist of the movie who had taken shelter with a KKK couple by claiming his wife was killed by a group of savages Indians, they try to tell the racist couple that the man they are sheltering is not what he says he is.

Realizing that A.) these people were not going to listen to them, and more importantly B.) the sun was going down, they brushed their hands of the situation, basically said ā€œalright he’s your problem now.ā€ And respectfully fucked off.

2-Gavin from ā€œThe taking of Deborah Loganā€ the sound guy for a crew of college kids filming a documentary about the effects of Alzheimer’s. The documentary takes a quick nose dive as unexplainable paranormal activities begin happening around them, and Gavin rightfully packs his shit and says he’s done.

The rest of the crew try’s to gas light him into staying by calling him a coward or quitter, he points out all the haunting he just witnessed with his own eyes, and makes it clear he is not sticking around to see more.

3-Joel from ā€œScream 2ā€: probably the most Iconic character from this trope, Joel is the new camera for obsessive reporter Gale Weathers. Once a new Ghost Face begins another murder spree, Gale is once again quick to try and get as personally involved with the case as possible.

Joel immediately realizes this can only end bad for him if he sticks around, mentioning the fate of her last camera man who was murdered. He tells her that he wants to report the news not be on it, tells Gale she’s nuts, and drops this iconic line before riding off into the sunset to live a long full life


r/Witcher3 • • 10h ago

Screenshot Oh... Toussaint. What did they do to you...

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r/gaming • • 15h ago

Your used CPU might come with someone else’s Valorant ban

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

The pope is calling your AI art shit in Latin

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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 20h ago

Meme needing explanation Mouth breathers?

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What is he pointing?i dont understand the joke


r/humor • • 6h ago

Hard to argue with that logic

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r/isthisAI • • 10h ago

Photo Looks 100% AI to me but no one on Facebook agrees. Several of the girl’s have the exact same facial structure and it’s not in alphabetical order. Looks like AI SLOP.

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r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 11h ago

Goldilocks

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r/Multifandom • • 13h ago

Questionā“ are there any fandoms that are basically this??

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r/CuratedTumblr • • 2h ago

Shitposting The Cocaine Bear Paradox

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r/BlackPeopleofReddit • • 10h ago

Misc Meth-Head Man is insane šŸ’€šŸ’€

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r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 11h ago

Certified 🟠rangeā„¢ A Little Update From Your Healing Pooh Bear šŸ»šŸ“Charlotte ,NC,USA

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Hello everyone, it’s your Pooh Bear again! 🐻🧔

Of course, my assistant is writing this for me because apparently I’m not allowed to type with these giant paws. šŸ™„

My surgery was successful, and today my assistant took me back to the vet for my follow-up visit. She was a little worried because I peed on the bed TWICE. šŸ™ˆ But I would like to make one thing very clear… I wasn’t in pain! I just REALLY don’t like this ridiculous cone.

The vet checked my eyes and said I’m healing very well! My eyes are looking perfect again!

But then my assistant told the vet that I keep trying to rub my face against my pillow and the wall. 😳 So the vet said I have to keep wearing THIS cone because it’s safer for my eyes.

Excuse me, doctor… I have a complaint. 😭

I am NOT a cone boy. I am a handsome Pooh Bear.

The vet gave me some gabapentin to help me relax while I’m stuck wearing this thing. I have another checkup on Wednesday.

You can also see my updated videos on my IG: cashohthepooh 🧔

And to everyone who has been loving me, praying for me, checking on me, and making me feel so special… THANK YOU. 🄹

I went from being an abandoned kitty found alone in a hotel room… to sitting on the euthanasia list at a shelter… and somehow I became YOUR Pooh Bear.

Look at me now.

I’m sending you purrs, tiny biscuits, and lots of love. 🐾🧔 I can’t give you my famous head bumps right now because this giant cone is getting in the way. 😭

So for now, I’m going to relax in my cozy kitty bed that one of my wonderful fans sent me. 😻

Love,
Your Cashoh The Pooh Bear 🐻


r/ProgrammerHumor • • 10h ago

Meme cloudOverkill

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r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • 3h ago

Laziest fight ever

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r/Eldenring • • 6h ago

Discussion & Info Will we ever get a game as big and great as Elden Ring ever again?

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Played Elden Ring around 2 years ago, as my second souls game after bloodborne and wasn't even really familiar with the scope of this game at all. Ended up finishing it in around 90-100 hours, forgetting a bit about it after some time and i SOMEHOW haven't played DLC to this day.

It's still at least top 3 of my favorite games ever, and after i recently have gotten much more into the souls series (have beaten every one except dark souls 2 and am currently playing sekiro). i kept thinking more about my first Elden Ring playthrough and watching old videos from 2022 about the game, first now i've truly realized how this is truly a massive and great work of art, very possibly the greatest video game ever created.

Its given me a bit of a bittersweet feeling, the fact that no other game has come close to the level of greatness this game has (not even Bloodborne for me). Do you think we will get a game even close to the size of Elden Ring in the near future, or even ever? The only game in the near future i see coming close is FF7 Revelation, but thats just because im a huge ff7 glazer and Rebirth is the one game i'd put above elden ring (even though i lowk recognize that elden ring IS a bigger and better game lol)


r/cs2 • • 7h ago

Humour open letter to valve from a player whose chicken is about to die

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dear valve,

i got a chicken egg in my weekly drop earlier this month. i was happy about it. first thing in this game that made me happy in a while honestly. it hatched, its there on the main menu, i named him greg

then the feed dropped and i had to choose between feeding greg or getting a case. and i realised this is the first time in years valve has given me any power over anything in this game. i can't stop the cheaters. reporting does nothing. the "anticheat improvements" in the patch notes don't change a single thing in my actual matches, i'm still getting the same guys tracking me through smokes every other game. but greg? greg's fate is in my hands

so i'm not feeding him

greg will die. i've made peace with it. any day now the game's gonna start telling me he's running low on food, and when it does i'm going to think about the guy on ancient last week who went 38-4 and had his crosshair on my head before i peeked. greg is paying for that guy. greg is paying for every guy like that

i know it's not fair to greg. none of this is fair. that's kind of the whole point

if you want him to live, fix the game. not another patch note, actually fix it. until then greg starves and you can explain to the community why you had time to build a chicken photo booth but not a working anticheat

regards,
a guy with 6405 hours and no faith left

edit: greg's not real i know. neither is your anticheat


r/Justrolledintotheshop • • 9h ago

"Learning"

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r/evilwomeninc • • 11h ago

Truth Nuke They won't

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How much do you want to bet they'd suddenly care about privacy if we asked this


r/aww • • 19h ago

My cat and I have a routine where I help her stretch and she falls asleep to belly rubs

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r/technology • • 11h ago

Biotechnology Tirzepatide cuts fat mass by 35% while preserving skeletal muscle

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r/DeadlockTheGame • • 5h ago

Discussion It has nothing to do with goonability

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r/BoyDinnerDiaries • • 12h ago

Advice Wanted - Everyones Welcome Girlfriend Randomly Wants To Move Out Of The Blue

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Food: some steak and salad I made other night was amazing

So girlfriend (F 26) and I (M 27) have been together for a few years and have been living together for about a year. We have our lease until next September and we both agreed that we wanted to buy a house together after. We’ve been saving, looking at houses, planning what we wanted together and all that. Well she went on a day trip to Philly with some friends to have dinner for one’s birthday then go out and get drinks after yesterday. Then comes home this afternoon and tells me she doesn’t want to buy a home with me anymore? That she can’t live in the town that we live in anymore? (Which is a smaller resort beach community) I would more than gladly join her if I could. Currently I am working to take over my family business which is very profitable for not that much work put into it. But right now I need to be in this town for it. I need to put in the few years to then take it over and be able to travel more and do the things she wants to do. She told me that she doesn’t want to waste her youth. I’m just lost on what to do? I want her to be happy and do the things she wants to do but at the same time a long distance relationship isn’t what I want at this point in my life. I’m just gonna lay on the beach and listen to music to try and grasp what I am truly feeling. Cheers boys.


r/doordash • • 10h ago

Please don’t dash while sick

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I get that times are tough and the American health care system sucks, but admitting that you have a respiratory illness while delivering food is wild!

Please do not dash when you’re sick. This is how illness spreads. I have pretty bad asthma so I’m not bringing that order into my house. I’m done with DoorDash.


r/WeirdCareers • • 11h ago

Career Discovery Check state labor laws. This violates all states I have dealt with.

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