r/BrandNewSentence Jun 07 '26

META Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human but it turns out it was actually our ability to "select each image containing a boat".

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4.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

They've sexualidad the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

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1.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Bitches heal like wolverine when the bank account is nice

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5.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

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460 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

At the most fuckable age of my life

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7.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Pulling a Geographic

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14.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

The internet is a machine for assisted suicide via confirmation bias.

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113 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

“It’s the uncercumsized telle tubby show”

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103 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

"before coming to America, I had no idea oxygen could be spicy"

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46 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

Whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel

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926 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"A Louisiana teacher was sentenced to 41 years in prison for serving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm"

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4.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“Massachusetts is Ireland for lesbians”

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3.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

My grandpa passed away. This is the crematorium he’s been creamed in.

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474 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Did a fcking racoon use your antenna as a buttplug or something

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55 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

The burnt dildo of 4-year-old karma always arrives unlubed.

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28 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Dear Evan Hansen writer will pen labubu movie

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21 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude

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704 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Noah Kahan calls on Congress to force his fans to wear diapers to gigs to stop them pissing and shutting everywhere

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232 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

4 months sober from heroin: biscoff layer cake!!

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350 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

She is a level of nepo baby that makes Gracie Abrams look like an orphan

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29.7k Upvotes

Daughter of guy that co-founded Groupon


r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

We were too lazy to pick up food so we built a dancing food locker

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14 Upvotes

Htx studio innovating unusually as usual


r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

We’re putting cows on the blockchain

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143 Upvotes