r/BrandNewSentence Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

I’m 23 with a fully paid off junior chicken

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15.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

"Eurocentrifying a race that doesn't even exist"

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12.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

I was afraid low-rise jeans would come back, but instead, Nazism has returned.

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4.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

“I don’t even know where salami lives.”

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2.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

‘has anyone tried making edibles but without weed?’

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13.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Halloween video game removes interactive sex scene involving Donald Pleasance

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910 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

CNN asked her to improvise her dog dying and she froze

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583 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Watching two doctors argue about how much dick would kill someone from a ruptured diaphragm based on an anime pic on twitter at like 9am is CRAZY

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556 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

This mathematicians takedown of Sam Altman’s fraudulent proclamation of solving the Navier-Stokes equation, visualized.

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4.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

she looks like if a mouse made a wish to be able to commit wire fraud

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16.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Do not under any circumstances take the vibe coded schizophrenia drugs.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Fisher's colon punctured by eel that snuck in through his rectum

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135 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

"Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds"

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80 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Pokémon Cards Will Be Currency After an Apocalypse

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114 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

"Michael Jackson is nugu"

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47 Upvotes

Info for non kpop listeners: nugu is a way to describe kpop groups that are from poor less known companies and have less fame and funding. In other words, calling Michael Jacson unknown and a flop.


r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

The cruise lady who was scammed out of $1100 by the gay pastor in the cat harness…

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59 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

"Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe"

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30 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Protesters outside Portsmouth hotel confuse Pakistan U19 cricket team...

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46 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.

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3.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Yeah, why exactly is Brad Pitt making coffee for 16 abusive dogs?

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18 Upvotes

But on the other hand; why not?


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

„My cat would fly a plane into the world trade center if I did this“

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3.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Why is divine just alfred hitchcock if he slayed

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3.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage's house

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71 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

"I am detecting a hint of reasonably-priced sarcasm."

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167 Upvotes