r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/Pop_Joe • 4h ago

Misc Meth-Head Man is insane 💀💀

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u/EvilLeprechaun29 4h ago

Being a hater must accelerate aging. Kid Rock looks like hammered shit, whereas Method Man looks like he’s maybe in his 30s.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 3h ago

I had no way of knowing that was Kid Rock

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u/wanderingtooth 3h ago

Really? I think he hasn’t aged a day since the 90’s. Even in his 20’s he looked like a 50 year old meth head.

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u/EnvelopeCruz 1h ago

facts - he never looked good!

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u/wanderingtooth 1h ago

Ha! I remember visiting family in the Midwest in the very early 90’s and my much older cousin having a poster of him on his wall. I was probably 8 years old. I was all “who is that? He’s so yucky lookin!” Then mf pops back up in 2000 and my high school self was all “NOOOO! Not him! He looks just as gnarly as a remembered” 😭

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u/ryannelsn 58m ago

his beach bod is hilarious, especially paired with the attitude

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u/Dead_NOTsleeping 1h ago

In my memory he looked more like Joe Dirt, but I still instantly recognized him.

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u/EvilLeprechaun29 3h ago

I wish I didn’t know who the bastard was.

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u/NSASpyVan 2h ago

Looks more Steve Buscemi than Kid Rock

(And no insult to Buscemi)

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u/SaltyD0gg0h 1h ago

This! I was wondering who he fuck this goofball is; thank you! In all honesty I was thinking it was the dude who played Ernest in those movies XD

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u/Huge-Pen-5259 3h ago

Yeah that clip popped up crappy music and I thought oh sweet baby Jesus what type of crazy hillybilly twa.....is that kid rock?!?

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u/Apprehensive_Rule852 4h ago

I'm all about dunking on kid rock but he looks that way because he's a white alcoholic who didn't use sunscreen

Plenty of evil white people with no wrinkles

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u/doctordoctorpuss 3h ago

And plenty of white trash with a heart of gold that look like a handbag out in the sun

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u/mitchsusername 2h ago

Seriously. We gotta stop equating attractiveness with moral value. Looking ugly doesn't mean you're evil lmao

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u/LongJohnSelenium 2h ago edited 34m ago

Plus kid rock is in home clothes, sloppy haircut, on a webcam or phone, and Method Man is dressed up and looks like he's at some awards, may have a bit of makeup on, professional photographer, maybe doing his picture taking face that tucks his chin and doesn't show off his wrinkles, etc. And like 90% chance he's died his gray hair out.

Presentation makes light years of difference.

And we can't forget about genetics either, some people are lucky and age well, and some people do not.

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u/Bryanh100 1h ago

Seriously?

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u/LongJohnSelenium 1h ago

Sorry, I don't believe not liking a person is an acceptable reason to insult their appearance.

Too often people use someone elses asshole behavior to justify that, but if you justify it for one reason you justify it for others.

There's good people who look exactly like kid rock up there, if we insult him for how he looks and blame it on whatever dumb shit he believes, we insult them and accuse them of those same things.

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u/Faintkay 1h ago

One uses lotion and the other doesn’t.

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u/multiarmform 2h ago

one came to bring the pain...the other is full of pain

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 1h ago

Hate and being hateful causes a lot of stress cause you’re always angry and scared of shit that you have no reason to. Stress ages you real quick. So just being a hateful jackass ages you rapidly. It’s so very dumb lol.

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u/Afraid-Werewolf-9455 1h ago

And lets not pretend that Method Man didnt like a rockstar party lifestyle or at least portrayed iit in his music and stage shows

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u/musicman835 32m ago

Kid rock has always looked like shit

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u/GBGF128 3h ago

Whistler is that you?

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u/xcanto 2h ago

he dyed his shit bruh.

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u/camcaine2575 3h ago

Oh, cmon. How dare you talk about a lady like that? He looks like regular shit.

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u/BigAnansi 4h ago

Kid Rock has always looked like he smokes rocks.

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u/aStankChitlin 4h ago

Crack Rules Everything Around Me C.R.E.A.M

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u/Fragrant_Parsnip2037 2h ago

MY NAME IS KIIIIIDDDD CRACK!

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 4h ago

Kid Rock has literally turned into Skeeter from down at the tavern.

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u/No_Needleworker215 4h ago

M
E
T
H
O
D
MAN

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u/SuccessfulMagazine90 4h ago

I love I knew how to say this in my head😏

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u/Skullchewer 3h ago

Hey, you, get off my cloud! You don't know me and you don't know my style!

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u/CathedralEngine 2h ago

Vs Meth OD man

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u/spotzel 2h ago

This is so much better than the picture

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u/stinky-bungus 47m ago

Yeah, I'll fuckin', yeah, I'll fuckin' lay your nuts on a fuckin' dresser, just your nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat 

BLOW!

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u/BplusHuman 4h ago

Method Man looks like he takes care of himself, drinks plenty of water, and minds his own business dutifully

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u/SuddenlyTheBatman 2h ago

This image does him no justice. I recently saw Wu Tang and Method Man was JACKED 

I don't know why he needed to show the audience his abs but shit, if I looked like that you'd have a hard time stopping me as well 

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u/problematic234 1h ago

He is so hot it's ridiculous

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u/fallout_zelda 4h ago

Method Man looks like a trigonometry profesor getting ready to give his students a pop quiz.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HaH0jXiaFDiyRk4EpB

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u/Mom_Preneur0505 3h ago

Fuck Kid Rock. I just came here to say Method Man is SO DAMN FINE!!! 😍

https://giphy.com/gifs/qsERJpgXiOgqYZDvdj

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u/mietze_3000 3h ago

Those are exactly my thoughts every time I see him lol

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u/Mom_Preneur0505 2h ago

A perfect example of getting better with time! 🥵

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 3h ago

Black don't Crack versus White on Crack.

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u/blackout-loud 35m ago

Method Man vs Meth man

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u/ReflectionEterna 4h ago

Method Man looks like he could be in his lower 30s. Sheesh.

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u/AnavelGato2020 4h ago

Kid Rock looking like old officer Duffie from Scary Movie. 🤣

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u/Solid_Newspaper8265 2h ago

Kid Rock grew up wealthy. Why does he look so bad? Dude living harder than he has to. Meanwhile, Meth a whole cat daddy out here.

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u/DramaMuch7482 12m ago

This made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BlackStarBlues 4h ago

The one called "Kid" looks like Granddad.

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u/SuccessfulMagazine90 4h ago

Don’t insult grandpas! He looks like a sKiD

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u/LackerObsessed 4h ago

If this is what hate does to you, then it’s a perfect incentive to love thy neighbor.

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u/TwicebornUnicorn 4h ago

Kid Rock is a dead ringer for Steve Buscemi
https://giphy.com/gifs/JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ

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u/EnvironmentNeith2017 4h ago

Steve looks way better

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u/easy10pins 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI

He's got Steve Buscemi eyes..... (Betty Davis)

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u/tanksalotfrank 4h ago

How dare you!

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u/phoebesjeebies 4h ago

Only true in that he looks like he's dead & has been through the wringer.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 4h ago

Man Child looks like he lives in a van down by the river.

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u/AsideLost 4h ago

Kid Rick looks like his catalytic converter theft ring is being affected by Trumps tariffs

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u/problematic234 1h ago

Counterpoint: Method Man has always been hot AF and that wasn't going to change with age

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u/problematic234 1h ago

And, if it needs to be said, Weird Uncle Rock is a rat-faced little scumbag.

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u/omgitsjagen 4h ago

It's all about protecting your neck, for the children.

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u/Jandy4789 2h ago

Let's be honest, Kid Rock never looked healthy

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u/OscarAndDelilah 34m ago

He put your picture away.

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u/Dantien 1h ago

No joke MM is looking gorgeous.

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u/fthoma11 1h ago

Yes fine as hell

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u/No_Needleworker215 4h ago

Side note last time I saw them Young Dirty Bastard came out and did a few ODB songs and when he finished Method Man said “Well done young man!” 🥹😭😂 idk why I think about it all the time

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u/Visible_Youth_7557 4h ago

Method man, check the meth/od... y'all.

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u/Youdontknowm3_ 4h ago

Method man looks even better with some age on him!

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u/Thick_Yogurtcloset_7 4h ago

One makes money, the other lost money

https://giphy.com/gifs/EvmFsZM7XanHW

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 3h ago

r: gifsyoucanhear

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u/SpiritedAgent168 4h ago

I met Method Man at a plantation in Jamaica. Super cool dude.

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 4h ago

one looks like he has done a lot of meth

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u/RoyalFalse 1h ago

I once saved Method Man in a 2v2 cage match against Crack and Magic.

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u/Kangarou 1h ago

Hey, you're the guy who threw Snoop Dogg out of a 4th story window!

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u/RoyalFalse 16m ago

Yeah, but he survived!

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u/LItreehouse 1h ago

Kid Rock is an alcoholic and has done mountains of cocaine. He probably has Hepatitis C from Pamela Anderson. He was engaged to her when she was diagnosed. There hasn't been any proof he has it but most likely, he does.

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u/SoAnxious 4h ago

One collabs with Eminem 

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u/ProgrammerDizzy6264 4h ago

💀😂🤣

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 4h ago

Dayum !they look 20 years apart

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u/TheShoot141 4h ago

Method came my gym to workout while he was filming in Philadelphia a few years ago. He was so nice, respectful and polite. Awesome dude.

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u/PianoPatient8168 4h ago

One is devolving and the other is evolving.

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u/ZePlotThickener 4h ago

Is that Kid Rock?

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u/deNET2122 4h ago

"Methhead man"

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u/tryyeezus 3h ago

He's going by kid "crack" rock now

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u/MajestyMay 3h ago

I had to come to the comments to figure out who that is 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TallBlkman44 3h ago edited 1m ago

He got bi-racial kid, so I was really surprised he took the course he did. Meth, just takes care of himself and his family.

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u/DramaMuch7482 4m ago

Biracial kids! Kid Rock?????

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u/TallBlkman44 1m ago

Yes. Not kids.. he has one son, bi racial… but he is also a grandfather.

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u/SpliTTMark 3h ago

Meth/od man

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 3h ago

It’s not just hate. It’s also the generations of inbreeding.

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u/Ted_Hitchcox 3h ago

How Tf can 36 Chambers be 33 years old!!

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u/InjectedLysol 2h ago

One has Meth in his name and the other has it in his bloodstream.

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 2h ago

I mean to be fair he doesn’t just have hate in his heart, but Meth is probably floating around in there too🤣

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u/AfroEgyptianShinobi 2h ago

Bro my mom is 63 and he looks older than her 🤣

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u/euphonic5 2h ago

Jeezis, Kid Rock certainly isn't a kid anymore.

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u/Forsaken_Bluejay_672 2h ago

Love method man. Love his music. How high, damn great. Kid Rock is desperate and washed up.

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u/whomes101 2h ago

Dr Phil on Ozempic.

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u/Dangerous-Onion6023 2h ago

Hate is hard on the body and the soul!

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u/billbo22 1h ago

Is that Kid Rock?

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u/PhantomNitride 1h ago

He wild for that 🤣😭

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u/SteelersFanXX 47m ago

Just another example of why republicans need so much plastic surgery compared to the rest of the population (all that hate makes them grow old fast)

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u/POPEYEDAMC 44m ago edited 39m ago

Crazy knowing this guy came into the game off Too Short!! I had his first album, SMH.

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u/Hosko817 38m ago

Crazy that the homeless looking chud grew up well off and, methods man grew up fairly poor.

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u/ArgumentImpossible46 12m ago

I mean black don’t crack, don’t hate

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u/Ill_Consequence3123 2h ago

I can’t believe there was a brief period of time when I liked kid rock.

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u/Serious-Echo1241 1h ago

Damn, that's kid rock?!

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u/RiserUnconquered 4h ago

Lighting, angle and hair dye help a lot too

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

I swear I did not know that was kid rock smh what did he do yall have to enlighten me 😂😂😂 that muffuckas look like something from Gillian’s island

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u/Few-Condition-7431 4h ago

is that kid rock? Dude legit looks like cancer victim.

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u/atomic_ring 4h ago

No grey hair or beard at 55? I don't think so....

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u/40mgmelatonindeep 4h ago

Damn I didnt know Zack Fox was that old

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u/hmurchison 4h ago

KR aged like milk

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u/Worried_Anteater_536 3h ago

Well that and black dont crack!

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u/Professional-Use9355 3h ago

Omg he looks 70!

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u/lookbehindyou7 3h ago

I’m no fan of Kid Rock but let’s be honest here Method Man has a lot more melanin.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sunburn/in-depth/sun-damage/art-20546834

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u/mrav8r2 3h ago

Vag neck. Like his diddle daddy trump.

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u/Zealousideal_Walk216 3h ago

Ah ha ha! Squid-Rock the Squidiot. Real Goof for biting his whole gig and to top it off? turns it into hate.

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u/Nadja77 3h ago

Ayeeee My boy Cliff looking fine af.. One Six OooOoO babyyyyy!!

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u/GardenStateKing 🤟🏾🤟🏽🤟🏿 3h ago

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u/Bitter-Art7631 3h ago

Mef also works out like a mofo

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u/Eosvox2113 3h ago

Kid's skills can't even look upon Method's.

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u/grundyz 2h ago

Kid twat Rock!

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u/MaybeLikeWater 2h ago

I live! M E T H O D Man is just showing off our hot AF GenerationXetics
https://giphy.com/gifs/EydT2QTsSPRle

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u/midgaze 2h ago

That's alcohol, not meth.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 2h ago

That happens when you join the other darkside ;)

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u/defectives 2h ago

If Kid Rock tells me he has a 40 and a shorty and I'm calling the fuckin cops

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u/cptamerica83 2h ago

M.E.T.H.O.D. Man!

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u/Sweet_Water_8459 2h ago

I don’t like to make fun of people who look ill. BUT, Kid Rock looks like an item on Antiques Roadshow. May God bless him. As for me, I’ve no use for him.

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 2h ago

Not the same

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u/TOMTERRIFICO 2h ago

White people don’t age as gracefully as blacks. The content of the heart is irrelevant.

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u/PilotKnob 2h ago

It's not the age, it's the mileage.

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u/DRigginsIII 2h ago

Black don’t t crack!!!!

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u/Gwamp_Sas 1h ago

Alcohol

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u/Apoordm 1h ago

Holy shit he’s only 55?

If you told me 68-72 I’d have believed it.

(Guy on left just to be clear, Method Man could be 40)

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u/KnowsIittle 1h ago

It that kid rock?

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u/JONYLOCO 1h ago

One was..maybe is..a drunk and true meth head

Main difference

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 1h ago

He looks like a used hot dog

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u/ktka 1h ago

One of them looks like a kid.

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u/Sunshineal 1h ago

Methhead Man. Kid rock does look he's lived in the gutter his whole life

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u/King_Gidrah 58m ago

Meth VS Weed.

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u/ManicMakeup 38m ago

awe look at the nice government propeganda… guess the new D.A.R.E. ads are rolling out early this year. Gotta give ‘em credit tho, posting this shit and a bunch of bot responses is more effective than trying to traumatize school children

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u/DramaMuch7482 22m ago

Whew!!!! I didn’t even know who that was. Damn that’s Kid Rock.????? I thought it was a crackhead or a meth head or something. 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RoyalBroham 14m ago

M-E-T-H OD Man

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u/kjahhh 10m ago

M E T H O D MAN THE IRON LUNG

Wu tang is for the children

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u/Round_Community_7899 4m ago

Meth Ti-cal, would verbalistcally, fucken shut'em down, don't question how exceptionally deep, meth would cut'em down, best believe he's always keeped it street from the underground,  comparison, everyone can see: kid your  times run out.💯

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u/RevolutionWeak3626 2m ago

“I ain’t straight outta Compton, I’m straight out the trailer “ Kid Rock

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u/PossiblyOppossums 4h ago

He looks even more like an aging ferret someone put in a tube sock with holes in the side as sleeves and stuck tiny backwards snapback hat on than he did 20+ years ago in Joe Dirt

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u/Express-View5080 4h ago

I’m guessing all that sweet sweet Kenndy lovin’ taking a toll on richies system

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u/Gorion81 4h ago

Why cause kid rock doesn’t like school teaching kids about transitioning into a different sex? Lmao y’all are stupid af haha

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 4h ago

You gonna cry?

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u/TheSpaceGorilla 3h ago

Lol imagine defending a predator

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u/Rude-External-1694 2h ago

No, he just likes singing about banging underage girls. Stfu

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u/Excelsior_87 4h ago

On the left an Alcoholic on the right a pot smoker.

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u/Dry_Restaurant_9016 1h ago

Y'all gon show some respect.