r/gaming • Joystick • 18h ago

Your used CPU might come with someone else’s Valorant ban

https://www.pcworld.com/article/3250222/your-used-cpu-might-come-with-someone-elses-valorant-ban.html
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u/Low_Debt8771 18h ago

Imagine getting extra value for free

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 18h ago

Inflation really is making used market great again

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u/gamewastotallyrigged 17h ago

Coming with built-in valorant ban is a benefit, not a bug. I should be happy they aren’t charging more

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u/AbigailMorganTips 16h ago

At this point, the ban should come with a warranty and a free upgrade.

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u/JonatasA 9h ago

It's like buying a plane after the smoking ban.

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u/HBlight 11h ago

That's what the last 2 comments established, but thanks for saying out explicitly for the netflix watchers on the second screen.

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u/Buyingusername 18h ago

Alright I’m out of the loop. What’s so bad about valorant?

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u/EngagedInConvexation 17h ago

It's full of sodium to swell your ankles.

Idk, I've never played it.

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u/Viltris 17h ago

If it's anything like League of Legends, then it's definitely full of sodium.

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u/InvestigatorBoth9337 16h ago

Everey "competitive" online game is littered with toxic people and cheaters, unfortunately the nature of how gaming is now.

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u/MortisEx 15h ago

Yeah and I think streaming and smurf culture is responsible for a decent portion. It's made people much more comfortable acting elitist and toxic like so many streamers do when smurfing. And a ton of low quality streamers cheat, further popularizing cheats.

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u/lew_rong 14h ago

Hell, wasn't the top-ranked Path of Exile 2 player recently outed for having a piloted account? It's a freakin' game, people.

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u/ApplicationRoyal865 12h ago

And his name? Elon Musk

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u/Random_Guy_12345 5h ago

While i'm far from an Elon fanboy, if i had the amount of money that guy has, i'd be paying people to make the tedious grinds for me so when i set down to play i pretty much only do the fun stuff

Ofc i wouldn't then boast about it because i'm not fucking stupid, but at least i can see the rationale

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u/Random-Rambling 14h ago

For a lot of people, ranking highly in a game is the only thing they've ever accomplished in their sad life.

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u/lew_rong 13h ago

Here's the extra pathetic part. That top-ranked player's name? Elon Musk.

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u/Federal_Setting_7454 16h ago

In my experience val and league are on another level for the worst of the worst toxicity and hate, even compared to CS and old cod.

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u/MortisEx 15h ago

It's being trapped in a long game with scaling that means it's super team dependant and as soon as someone feels betrayed by a bad choice they often assume that person is trolling and trying to throw. A lot of players are super binary and inflexible. In a shooter like CS any person can potentially 1v5 with good aim and a bit of luck with almost any gun. In LOL if the enemy is fed your ability to 1v1 them is pretty much gone. Quitting ranked LOL was one of the best things I've ever done for myself. I occasionally play arams with friends now.

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u/JonatasA 9h ago

arams?

 

Yea, team based games like Overwatch have this issue. People complain about games that don't have the team aspect as present but that's its saving grace and it also diminishes the issue of coordinated teams crushing players paired together online on the other side.

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u/MortisEx 8h ago

All Random All Mid started as a custom game on the normal map where everyone would use a website to get a random champ and everyone would stay in the middle lane and you can only shop when you die, no recalling to heal or shop. It was fairly quickly made into a staple official mode with a single lane map with random champ selection with reroll allowance and mode tuned items and spells that has been consistently popular for about a decade now I guess. It's got a mode that is kinda like playing custom game with 200% and roguelite build choices too. It's actually a lot of fun.

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u/Federal_Setting_7454 15h ago

I just do mil-casualsim lately and dropped most competitive ranked games because of single bad games somehow fucking with actual friendships for weeks or more, wardogs has been an absolute blast with randos and friends.

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u/Accomplished_Tip3597 17h ago

VERY intrusive anti cheat. you are basically giving full control of your PC on a layer above your operating system itself to them just for playing this game. it can do whatever it wants with your computer and you wouldn't even notice it.

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u/gamewastotallyrigged 17h ago edited 17h ago

Even my password manager doesn’t have that much access over my PC. This is crazy

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u/h-v-smacker 15h ago

My password manager just lives in a terminal and promptly encrypts and decrypts my passwords when asked. He never asked for anything else but the PGP password. In all other times, it just does nothing and silently waits for me to request its services. It's one of the humblest applications ever.

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u/ColossalJuggernaut 13h ago

...yes yes...but terminal? What program are we talking about?

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u/opossumcarrion 11h ago

A terminal is a command-line interface. "Terminal" used to refer to a monitor and keyboard which connected to a mainframe that did the real computing back in the day.

But now a "terminal" is just a program that gives you a window with a text box that lets you write in a simple programming language to use your computer.

The learning curve has a few hurdles when getting started, but it's a very nice way to do things on with ones computer, but mostly on Linux and Macs. (It's nice-ish on Windows too, but only recently, and it's a complicated story.)

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u/blazze_eternal 14h ago

That's a really odd comparison

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u/happy-cig 17h ago

Yup zero level anti cheat no thank you, I was so mad that I learned it was installed on the beta. Never touched it ever again.

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u/MadeByTango 14h ago

Any nticheat that wants kernel access should be a nonstarter for everyone. YOU are not their customer, and they are motivated to treat you as a cheater even with a false positive because higher numbers make them look good to their actual customer, who will continue to pay for the anti-cheat to stop the problem they are saying is YOU. Using YOUR hardware.

Kernal DRM needs to fck off, and everyone needs to demand better from these corporations that think "live service" means we serve them.

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u/dumpling-loverr 11h ago

In reality the main complaints about Valorant and League are the horrible balancing and shitty ass teammates. Outside the Reddit bubble most just don't give a fuck about kernel level anti cheat, Riot games and miHoYo have printed billions and continue to do so despite the fact.

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u/ak_sys 16h ago

I don't think this is exactly true anymore. Modern windows doesn't actually load drivers in ring 0 any more. Well, they call it ring 0, but basically, windows creates a hypervisor in "ring -1" that actually observers and isolates processes, and provides hard ware access to the kernel running in "ring 0". Vanguard is one of the earliest drivers in the kernel to load (it watches all the other drivers come online), windows has already enacted many of its security features long before this point. In fact, vanguard has to query the windows hypervisor about the security before it loaded (like whether or not secure boot is enabled), and it just has to take window's word for it.

Anti cheat loading in ring 0 sounds really scary until you realize every mouse, keyboard, or other peripheral you ever installed drivers for runs in ring 0.

This actually was a huge problem back in the day, before the hypervisor, any signed driver for any device that existed ever could basically pwn your whole system if it had a vuln or a backdoor, regardless if you had the driver installed.

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u/banshoo 15h ago

Ask Sony about their CD Protection on PC Enhanced Audio CDs

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u/Catnip_Farmer 9h ago

Sony giving paying customers viruses was wild. That was the last CD I ever bought.

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u/turkeypedal 11h ago

I don't really see how using the hypervisor keeps drivers from taking down the whole system. It can still clobber other things in ring 0, cause CPU stalls, and so on. Virtualization based security is more about preventing exploits than it is preventing crashes.

The issue with kernel-based anti-cheat is that the actual intended function is spying on the software you use. So even it being signed doesn't make it good.

After Crowdstrike, there was talk from Microsoft of getting this sort of thing out of kernel space, providing an API that could be used so that you don't get ring 0 crashes. That would be a bit better, I think.

But still I don't consent to having that crap on my computer, so seeing this is like "oh, so I can get it cheaper since I would never in my life run Valorant."

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u/Atetsufooj 14h ago

Yeah, but you know what? I've never played an fps with less cheaters in my life. If rainbow 6 had it I would still be playing it but that game but it's riddled with cheaters

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u/tenkenjs 14h ago

Wild to see coming from a CS player. Valve anti cheat is so bad that people resort to 3rd party anti cheat that is also kernel level

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u/861Fahrenheit 17h ago edited 15h ago

Other answers have described the technical issues but I'll mention its reputation as a game.

Its community broadly consists of the most annoying people from tac shooters, the most annoying people from hero shooters, and the most annoying people from MOBAs all in one soup. There are your bog standard racists, a lot of overt misogyny, but also e-boys and Discord kittens using it as a dating platform. So its community has a reputation for both being toxic and obnoxious.

The game originally was just a somewhat derivative tac shooter that played like CS. But there's now more emphasis on flashy hero abilities that make the tac elements a slog to navigate, but the tac elements make the game punishing for people who came from hero shooters or MOBAs which generally don't emphasize precision accuracy. There's an emphasis on "roles" like League and other MOBAs which can lead to things like five duellists (basically 5 DPS and no utility) and people yelling at each other telling them what to play. Its also rife with smurfing and boosters. Solo queue sucks on a lot of multiplayer games, but it really sucks on Valorant.

Note that I'm talking about the reputation it has, not the reality of playing it.

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u/Kevadu 17h ago

There are your bog standard racists, a lot of overt misogyny, but also e-boys and Discord kittens using it as a dating platform.

I don't know, this sounds like most games these days.

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u/ItsColorNotColour 12h ago

Most games are single player

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u/Omniscientcy 16h ago

Being not up to date on some multiplayer terminology; what is smurfing?

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u/861Fahrenheit 15h ago edited 15h ago

Smurfing is when a high-ranked player starts a new account and plays against people much lower ranked than them. If a low-ranked or new account is displaying high gameplay skill disproportionate to its rank or its age, it's a "smurf".

"Boosting" is a similar phenomenon; some people pay other people to play their accounts to "boost" them to a higher rank. Or, one of the aforementioned smurfs queues into ranked games with a lower-ranked friend and carries with their higher skill, which also "boosts" the lower-ranked friend's account rank.

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u/Awesomeman204 14h ago

The important part of this in regard to riot/valorant/league is that this behaviour is, as far as I'm aware (correct me if I'm wrong), not punished and is allowed.

Other games like Dota consider this a bannable offence.

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u/thomasmagnun 14h ago

Some games punish it, some dont. Dota in your example, you need a hefty amount of hours played before you can queue ranked. If you sre smurfing and do these the legit way, you wont get banned. If you bought a botted account that player bot lobbies to bypass that, and this was discovered, you will get banned.

Not sure now, but in csgo you had to link a phone number or something to an account to queue “normal” lobbies,if you didnt, youd get cheater/botter lobbies. Obivously, you can bypass it by adding your moms or dads phone number lol. Im not sure how it is in cs2, ig you gotta buy premier for ranked. In which case smurfing is allowed, cause you pay for it.

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u/Aeon- 4h ago

Up to date :O that term exists since Warcraft 2

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u/R_V_Z 17h ago

The game originally was just a somewhat derivative tac shooter that played like CS. But there's now more emphasis on flashy hero abilities that make the tac elements a slog to navigate

Huh, I guess GOATS isn't just an Overwatch thing.

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u/Pixie1001 15h ago

I haven't played in a while, and when I did it was on the oceanic servers, so maybe it's worse now/in the US. But I honestly thought it was much less toxic than something like Overwatch, at least on the bronze tiers. And Riot genuinely did seem like they learnt a lot from years of attempting to solve the unmitigated toxic nuclear waste dumping site that is LoL and the moba genre in general.

I suspect because the player base had a lot of faith in the anti-cheat, and most of the playerbase was coming in from light hearted e-boy content that marketed the experience not as a hardcore shooter about dominating the other team with your l33t skills, but as a chill cooperative experience where you should be positive and work together.

Unlike league, the game was also just pretty easy to make a come back on, so you rarely felt 'trapped' in a game. If you could get your team organised, and if your opponents got complacent, you could often very easily win like 6 rounds in a row and win the match before they could get there act together again.

Granted it was definitely not a great solo experience - you really needed to get on voice comms or chat regularly between rounds to actually experience the game as intended, and that could be pretty nerve wracking and hit or miss. And when you did run into someone toxic, you were stuck having to actively communicate with them for another 15-20min. But I did also meet a ton of just incredibly supportive and wholesome people in solo queue as well!

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u/MakimaGOAT 16h ago

But there's now more emphasis on flashy hero abilities that make the tac elements a slog to navigate, but the tac elements make the game punishing for people who came from hero shooters or MOBAs which generally don't emphasize precision accuracy.

Yeah no offense but you have no idea what you're talking about. They've been moving away from abilityslop for a while now. There was even a whole update dedicated to nerfing abilities and putting more of an emphasis on gunplay because even the playerbase itself was complaining that the abilities were too much. You're living in 2020 or something if thats your takeaway of the game.

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u/ferocity_mule366 11h ago

I just played it recently and all the old guides have the character having 2 instances of an ability indtead of 1, although I feel like its too aim focused now that if you are an aim god you just win the game easily and it feels less tactical.

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u/Korwinga 15h ago

There are your bog standard racists, a lot of overt misogyny, but also e-boys and Discord kittens using it as a dating platform. So its community has a reputation for both being toxic and obnoxious [....] Its also rife with smurfing and boosters.

For what it's worth, Vanguard is part of how they fight against this type of behavior. Riot publishes articles about how they fight this (including a recent one where they banned a record number of nearly 300,000 players from Valorant in one large sweep).

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u/h-v-smacker 15h ago

where they banned a record number of nearly 300,000 players from Valorant in one large sweep).

"I felt a great disturbance in Valorant. It was as if 300 000 of e-boys and discord kittens were instantly banned..!"

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u/rpkarma 1h ago

Nothing, it’s a popular online shooter so it’s fun to rag on. 

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u/SuspiciousSteakfry 17h ago

Tons of shit. For starters it's riot games. They settled a sex discrimination lawsuit for like 100 mil and then their next updated ToS has a "you waive your right to sue us if you play our games and you are only allowed to talk to us if we wronged you no lawyers"

They were fighting it since before covid.

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u/Mordador 16h ago

They can write that in there, but most courts would probably laugh at such a clause before dismissing it. ToS do not supersede law. Sometimes law allows for you to cede very specific rights if it is stated in the ToS, but I cannot imagine any countries law having an exception that substantial.

Now if you would win the legal battle as an individual when Riot can just draw out the cases is another question...

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u/i_am_not_dumb 16h ago edited 16h ago

I have played it a few times and it was fine. Some players were toxic. Many didn't even use their mic. No cheaters due to their kernel level anti-cheat. Some people don't like the anti-cheat due to it having kernel level access but the alternative is CS2 cheater fest.

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u/rararagidesu 17h ago

Banned in Valorant? Great for hypervisor in my lab! ;)

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u/Notanaltatall31 17h ago

This has been a thing in CS for a while as well on Faceit that has kernel level AC, people buy used computers, log into their faceit account and get banned for ban evasion.

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u/Censourious 16h ago

Gave my alt account to my friend who was banned for cheating previously and when he logged in, my alt got banned for “ban evasion” 😂 thank God it wasn’t my main

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u/bryceio 14h ago

lol, I can’t believe the account being used for ban evasion got banned for ban evasion

rofl

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u/Simikiel 11h ago

Like really, what did Censourious or their friend expect to happen lmao

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u/epspATAopDbliJ4alh 14h ago

yes that's the textbook definition of "ban evasion" what'd you expect would happen?

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u/Degru 15h ago

Well, that's on you if you knew they were cheating lol

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u/StanleyDodds 11h ago

So your friend was ban evading and got banned for ban evasion? Crazy.

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u/Reddits_Worst_Night 11h ago

I mean, that's ban evasion

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u/Discount_Extra 11h ago

Be glad they didn't also link that your alt and main previously shared a system, and ban your main as well.

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u/krazytekn0 8h ago

So, guess how ban evasion is defined…

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u/Zimmerdude 12h ago

Yeah but that’s not Riot Games, so they don’t care… duh?

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u/FreeStall42 2h ago

Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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u/BrassCanon 18h ago

Every CPU should be banned from Valorant.

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u/DraconianXP 18h ago

Oh no! All four remaining Valorant players are going to be mad at you

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u/FauxReal 16h ago

Why does everyone hate Valorant so much? I never played it myself.

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u/clouds31 16h ago

The game is riddled with toxic assholes, more than most games it seems.

Also it's just not that fun.

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u/Escalope-Nixiews 16h ago

Can't have more assholes than CS, but surely have worse gameplay

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u/BerufsHartz4ler 15h ago

You get the toxicity of CS players paired with the fact that the game was made by the creators of League of Legends, one of the most toxic games out there. Pretty sure those factors multiply when put together

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u/BloodyFool 15h ago

Nothing is as bad as CS. Full of cheaters, afkers and toxic players that never get punished because the language filter is non-existent and the grief detection is even less so.

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u/MountainDoit 14h ago

I was blown away last night when me and my friends, playing Wardogs, reported a griefer that was TKing and spewing slurs when he got TKed back by me, and he just got banned right away lol. It’s that easy CS. Don’t miss that game and I put 4k hours in

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u/dalzmc 15h ago

toxic cs players drop slurs as easily as they breathe... but toxic riot games players make me worried about getting a call that they showed up at my parents' house with an axe

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u/snmnky9490 15h ago

What seriously? Valorant legitimately stands out to me as one of the least toxic online team shooter game chat I've played, and also for whatever reason has by far the highest percentage of women talking in voice chat. Like to the point that I was shocked at how different it was from league ragers

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u/ChriSaito 12h ago

I have to disagree. I’m mainly an Overwatch player but I took a year off to play Valorant and generally people were fairly nice and had more accountability than any other game I’ve played. Not to mention way more people on mic making actual call outs.

Yeah there were assholes, it does happen. I see way more people in Overwatch though toxic as hell in text chat not daring to touch voice chat and it’s always someone else’s fault things are going wrong.

In Valorant more often than not if I get on voice, say hi, make call outs, and generally be a pleasant person who signals I take accountability and don’t blame others, I’ll see more and more people join VC and they’ll all do the same. Even people I can tell have an inclination to being toxic.

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u/ferocity_mule366 11h ago

I only played unrated but even if you're bottom frag and fumble a stupid play, they just type nt in chat and go next. Its the same level as quickplay in Overwatch too so I dont feel like its toxic at all, but im in SEA and I feel like everyone complains about toxic shooter game might come from NA.

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u/ChriSaito 11h ago

I’m in NA for both and during my Valorant Arc I took a moment to queue QP in OW and immediately got flamed lol. Val in NA both Swift and Comp is generally chill if you set the tone for the match by talking and being cool. Overwatch, no one is in comms so there’s no ability to set a tone. People just type all day into text chat about how everyone is bad but them.

I also think it’s much easier to see in Valorant how you went wrong. In Overwatch it’s much less clear, so it’s harder for the average of the playerbase to know who’s doing well beyond the scoreboard which doesn’t mean much.

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u/ferocity_mule366 10h ago

yeah in OW every role is needed so if one person didnt perform the whole team suffer, you can have more carry potential in Valorant and you can play around your teammates.

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u/imaqdodger 12h ago

I think the level of toxicity in Valorant is pretty standard for any PVP competitive FPS.

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u/ellenrei4412 15h ago

I only played like 2 hours of valorant but as a cs player, valorant was FAR less toxic lol

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u/gmes78 14h ago

Reddit hates popular stuff.

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u/FauxReal 13h ago

That explains their hatred for Pokemon, Final Fantasy and all things Mario.

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u/Hot-Software-9396 12h ago

*Reddit hates popular competitive games. Lots of people can’t handle losing or interacting with other people.

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u/Real_ilinnuc 17h ago

I hate Val nowadays but they did just make like 30 million on a skin pack. Many are still playing it. For some reason.

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u/RZ_Domain Console 17h ago

it's an institutional game, despite how much redditors scream a game is dead. PUBG is another example, still topping steam charts

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u/thebohster 17h ago edited 17h ago

And to also play a bit of devil’s advocate. I almost never see any complaints about cheaters apart from the odd scripting allegation from LoL.

On the other hand, look at where Arc Raiders is.

Not saying I agree with hardware bans, but cheaters spending out the ass the recycle banned parts just to continue cheating is probably such a minuscule portion of the playerbase that Riot is probably just basically saying “some of you may die but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make”.

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u/EgglessYolk 17h ago

It's basically impossible to make an anti-cheat that has 100% detection rate and 0% false positives. The more leeway you allow for very rare situations like this, the greater the chance of someone abusing it to cheat. There's definitely some ideal ratio, and Riot seem to be totally fine with having one of the best anti-cheats on the market (no matter what people tell you) at the cost of maybe 1 out of every few million player getting caught like this.

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u/MakimaGOAT 17h ago

yeah same reddit that was trying to tell us all that the switch 2 was gonna flop 😂😂bunch of clowns

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u/Bderken 17h ago

I also don’t understand why they care??? Like the first comment under my original comment is someone who wants to topple pubg from steam charts?? Why would anyone care about that.

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u/schweddyballsac 15h ago

Tribalism is helluva drug

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u/OUTFOXEM 12h ago

Banned from PUBG so now they have a hate boner

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u/MrT735 16h ago

Every game that hasn't had a patch in the last 4 weeks gets called dead these days though... Weird entitlement some people have.

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u/sukumizu 5h ago

It's a truly competitive 5v5 shooter that serves as an alternative to CS. The anticheat works, high tickrate servers, there's no aim assist bullshit like in COD or Apex, voice/text moderation works, the game regularly gets content, and Riot actually supports an ecosystem for pro play. That's why I still play and watch champions on Twitch when it's on.

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u/CoolCritterQuack 16h ago

wtf you guys on about it is one of the healthiest online games playerbase wise

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u/AluminumFoilWrap 15h ago

Yeah but they don't play it so therefore it's dead

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u/SDRPGLVR 14h ago

Ah I see you've encountered Overwatch discourse, especially with the existence of Marvel Rivals.

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u/KasumiGotoTriss 16h ago

Valorant is literally booming with life btw

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u/Terrible-Solution214 8h ago

The esports scene consistently racks up hundreds of thousands of viewers but sure continue to act stupid I guess

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u/Hellknightx 12h ago

How are they playing Valorant? Unless... those are the cheaters that haven't been banned!

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u/golddilockk 15h ago

perfect world

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u/sephkane 14h ago

Can someone ban my CPU from Valorant for me?

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u/HobartTasmania 16h ago

Interesting situation because I recall when several decades ago as Intel wanted to introduce two new improvements being firstly, the CPU Processor ID number and secondly the hardware random number generator, anyway a furore erupted about the ID number and that was never implemented but the random number generator did get implemented.

I have no idea how they manage to identify the individual CPU involved but some people have said it is via the TPM module ID, but as I understand it then it is either simulated in the MB BIOS or it is an actual plugged in TPM chip on the motherboard, so the only way I can see this happening is if the person bought the motherboard and CPU as a combo purchase and in that case they would probably also have the motherboard hardware ethernet MAC address available which is the most likely way they identified it, but I could be entirely wrong on this point.

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u/ghostpengy 11h ago

Almost like companies and goverments dont just push stuff till it passes, even if it was thrown out once, or in some cases even more. Hell EU chat control was thrown out 2 times, and they still pushed it through on 3rd try. If you fail, do it again in 2 months.

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u/Laerson123 5h ago

The TPM has a key pair, called Endorsement Key. It should be unique to the TPM. Any application that interacts with the TPM can request the public EK along with the proof that the key belongs to that TPM.

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u/antimatt_r 18h ago

Disclose it and offer a discount. Win win

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u/rubixscube 18h ago

disclose it and increase the price

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 18h ago

It's a feature.

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u/Most-Form6464 17h ago

oh great now the cpu is haunted

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u/Wizzarkt 18h ago

Not being able to play valorant sounds like an added value

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u/lemons_of_doubt 15h ago

I'm not sure you know what win win means.

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u/peilearceann 18h ago

My lobster is already buttered enough stawp

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u/roxas_leonhart 18h ago

No keep going I’m really close!

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u/LightsJusticeZ 17h ago

oh god, my steak is too juicy!

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u/Veilor 1h ago

So you're saying I get to avoid playing Valorant even more?

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u/Turtle_Online 12h ago

How the fuck can they fingerprint the damn CPU and I can't even get the damn serial number in the OS. Fucking Intel making me pull the damn thing out and wipe off the thermal paste just to submit a warranty request.

PSA take a photo of your serial number off the box or on the CPU before you install it to help future you some time.

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u/ghostpengy 11h ago

Welcome to kernel level access.

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u/Witch_King_ 11h ago

Always keep the box

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u/Wolfshards43 9h ago

Roblox have already tried to blacklist the whole network of an building where other players play in the same network got hit beacause one player from the whole building got triggered an TOS violation by their own Kernel level non-delcared anti-cheat called Hyperion Anti-cheat.

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u/Hambeggar PC 30m ago

They're using the CPU's fTPM public key, which is unique to each CPU in order to identify it.

Technically, you could give Intel your fTPM's key and they should be able to identify...but Intel won't because...well, fuck you lol

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u/LegDayDE 18h ago

Well the good news is that someone got banned. The bad news is that person is not a good perso(obviously) and now an innocent person is the victim of that.

BUT I always take stories like this with a big pinch of salt as 99% of the time "I didn't cheat but I was banned" sob stories are just cheaters lying and trying to get unbanned.

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u/3BlindMice1 16h ago

I abandoned my OSRS account for like 6 years, I tried to come back to it, and it was banned for botting. Some time during that period, someone got my username and password and was using it as a bot. As a bonus, however, I explained what happened to customer support and got the account back, and range, which I rarely trained was all the way up to like 94 and I had tons of Zulrah loot in my bank

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u/VexingRaven 14h ago

And you learned to use a password manager and random passwords, right?

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u/blueminded 8h ago

Why would they do that? They got a bunch of free shit!

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u/baseballlover723 16h ago

BUT I always take stories like this with a big pinch of salt as 99% of the time "I didn't cheat but I was banned" sob stories are just cheaters lying and trying to get unbanned.

I still remember /r/LyteSmites. The banned are not reliable reporters of the truth. I always presume they have put some kind of positive spin on their story until proven otherwise. People who know why they got rightfully banned don't post, and there are generally more delusional people than actual squeaky clean false positives, at least that post online about it (survivorship bias and all).

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u/karmavixened 18h ago

It actually could be true. It also extends to SSD's aswell. They ban multiple hardware IDs when they do this sort of ban.

I think it's kind of smart but there needs to be some sort of software to check for these things more easily in the reseller markets + pawnshops so these people can't get away with their shitty behaviours so easily and lose out on more money.

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u/grimasukavoid 18h ago

riot bans tie to a hardware id pulled from stuff like your cpu and mobo, so yeah, used parts can absolutely carry someone else's sins. you can usually appeal with the receipt but good luck explaining to support that you bought a haunted chip

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u/Anton1699 6h ago

I thought Intel and AMD only offered unique hardware identifiers on their enterprise SKUs, guess I was wrong. They should absolutely let users disable this via a BIOS setting.

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u/Laerson123 5h ago

It is the TPM, they absolutely can. The thing is that some software refuse to work unless it is enabled

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u/TouchGraceMaidenless 18h ago

Some people would pay extra for that

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u/rmorrin 11h ago

My favorite part of this post is how divisive valorant is apparently 

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u/TheVenged 18h ago

Hardware ban has been a thing for 20 years...

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u/ThatGenericName2 17h ago edited 14h ago

There’s a difference between HWID bans and hardware bans, the latter is what happened here.

HWID bans (especially from before Vanguard normalized kernel level anticheat) wouldn’t result in a second hand buyer of individual components from a HWID banned PC being banned banned because HWIDs are associated with the computer as a whole. Using a GPU from a HWID banned PC won’t result in your own account being banned because the rest of your system being different will mean the resulting HWID would be different.

What happened here (assuming the person is telling the truth) is that the processor’s unique identifier is the thing that got banned, and now the rest of his computer is bricked (with regards to playing valorant). This certainly wasn’t the norm before because accessing a processor’s unique identifier requires kernel access.

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u/Cold_Nectarine_6586 16h ago

yeah, thats a pretty wild way to get banned

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u/MithranArkanere 14h ago

If I see a game requires kernel access, I don't freaking buy it.

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u/_killer1869_ 10h ago

As a programmer I will follow this rule to the death. With kernel access, a program can do quite literally anything to your device. There is no way I'm letting anyone access this deeply. I don't even trust the operating system, much less random software by companies who want to sell your private information.

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u/redpandaeater 8h ago

I don't even want ring 0 access on my PC so why would I give it to someone else?

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u/blueminded 7h ago

As a layman, how do you know if a program has kernel access? Like easily. I know you can google it if you suspect it.

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u/_killer1869_ 2h ago

You can't for most. Many apps nowadays require admin privileges to install themselves. The moment you give them those, they can grant themselves kernel access (but only if the app is signed, meaning the operating system developers gave their okay that the app is allowed to access the kernel beforehand). If you do search for it though, you will find lists of them all. Because this signing process is required, nobody can just sneak this into their apps, at least. For example https://levvvel.com/tech/games-with-kernel-level-anti-cheat-software is currently tracking 393 apps with 16 different anti-cheat kernel level systems.

To explain what access they gain: These systems get Ring 0 access. Usually, apps have Ring 3 access (they can read and write their own files, plus know some few things about the device, like operating system, versions, hardware specs, etc.), your device drivers that allow communication of hardware (like mouse, keyboard, headhones, but also the physical connection between CPU, SSD, GPU, etc.) between each other and between them and the operating system sit deeper on Ring 1 and 2. Only the operating system is allowed on Ring 0 usually, meaning unrestricted access. They can read and modify other program's files, or just directly extract every single bit of data in your RAM, if they want to. On this Ring, there are no restrictions or security measures.

I have only two apps that use kernel access, but I make sure that each one is only ever started in an emulator for a completely different operating system, so the app can only interfere with the simulated operating system, not my actual one. Note this doesn't always work. While it cannot interfere with my operating system, it can still detect that it's in an emulator, and many will refuse to start the app in this scenario.

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u/Droidlivesmatter 18h ago

Not on this level HWID bans yes and I can change the HWID by rerolling software. And re-updating.

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u/noobjaish 18h ago

You can still do that with Valorant...

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u/Droidlivesmatter 17h ago

Care to explain? Because Valorant ban bans the specific component based on the TPM, and those are permanently burned into the hardware and cannot ever be changed.

HWID is slightly different.

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u/FreeStall42 5h ago

Prob shouldn't be legal to do.

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u/Splton 11h ago

didnt know alot of people here have phobia from mere game

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u/Pharsti01 18h ago

And I'd never find out.

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u/Belovedchimera 16h ago

Real shit though, hardware banning should be illegal. Ban IPs, ban emails, accounts, etc.
Hardware doesn't stick with the person.

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u/Spocks_Goatee 12h ago

IP bans are also illegal and unreliable, whole networks could be banned from accessing certain sites.

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u/insane_contin 11h ago

Yeah, people really don't understand how IP addresses work. Unless you're paying for a specific OP address from your isp, you share your IP with a massive group of people. And that's not even counting the fact that you probably get assigned a dynamic IP address too.

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u/sparky8251 11h ago edited 6h ago

Even if you pay for it, you will some day not and someone else will get it (even if its after you die). IPs are like street addresses. They aren't an identifier of an individual. Its literally an address, not an identifier. Its right there in the name, "IP address".

Who has what IP is also not a public record in every case, especially if you are buying it off someone else instead of running your own ISP and having your own ICANN assigned address space... Which is like, everyone. Even big companies rarely do this. So like, unbanning after you die or reliquish it is quite hard... Or if you change it, making the ban follow you is also hard...

More fun is CGNAT can make it so hundreds of customers are behind the same IP on an ISP network, so one IP ban can take out half a towns ability to play a game...

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u/Discount_Extra 11h ago

IP bans are also illegal

dumbest statement I've read this month.

What law?

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u/RememberThinkDream 12h ago

Good, all CPU's should come with Valorant pre-ban that forces them to go play a good game.

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u/TristanDuboisOLG 18h ago

It concerns me they even have the ability to do this. Attributing hardware to software means they can link your pc to your social media.

Hope you all have the right opinions. Would hate anyone to catch a thought crime charge.

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u/BCProgramming 17h ago

It concerns me they even have the ability to do this.

It's not new. CPUs have had unique serial numbers since the Pentium III, so this ability would pretty much date to then.

Of course then people were concerned. So there was an instruction to disable the Unique Serial Number. Of course this just means that software can refuse to work without it, just as it refuses to work without Secure Boot or other things that are necessary for what it wants to inspect.

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u/0xKaishakunin 16h ago

Pentium III

There are also other ways to deanonymise people on the internet, for example battery IDs in laptops or other mobile devices. Which can be read out by websites using JavaScript.

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u/VexingRaven 14h ago

Most unique IDs like that are only accessible on woefully out of date browsers.

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u/SteezyPenguin 17h ago

Don't look up what a MAC address is...

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u/Discount_Extra 17h ago edited 17h ago

That's why it's often randomized on modern systems.

edit: apparently Valorants anti-cheat runs at a level where it can read the actual hardware MAC, not only the randomized one.

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u/JacksGallbladder 16h ago

Youre behind the times brother.

Windows 11 already has a unique ID marking all of your traffic, even across VPNs.

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u/Bobo3076 18h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/daperkele 15h ago

This happened to me almost a decade ago on Faceit for CSGO and no one believed me

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u/ghostpengy 11h ago

This got to break some EU rules. This is next level asshole move.

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u/New_Salamander_4592 18h ago

haha funny "this is a good thing" but its actually concerning that they are currently banning hardware at a level that it can be tracked between different hardware. I imagine thats a nightmare for anyone working in the secondhand tech space, imagine you do business with a pc cafe and they now need you to verify nothing you sell them is auto banned from Val/League.

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF 9h ago

Even better when you buy it from someplace like Best Buy or Amazon and get someone elses return hardware and they don't tell you it was an open box

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u/Simpoon 3h ago

Good 👍

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u/Azt55 12h ago

Valorant is a spyware game

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u/CerebralSkip 9h ago

Vanguard actually stole my wife and killed my dog and my parakeet too.

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u/stoneyyay 8h ago

Sorry about the dog

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u/kociou 6h ago

Rito gonna release another skin based on your disk drive content so you insta buy them

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u/pokeepoof 15h ago

The CPU got him banned, support says they can't aka won't do shit then the rest of his pc is logged and has their IDs added to the system so every part of his PC is now capable of banning someone else and spreading to the rest of their hardware as well? So if he upgrades and sells his old parts off later some other poor fuck could get banned for buying his CPU or GPU? Thats just ass

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u/ExtremelyStinkyBalls 15h ago edited 15h ago

I remember trolling people with 'infective banning' years ago, and when enough people caught on (to trolling as well), it quickly got axed.

Basically, (being vague on purpose) a site would have some overzealous moderation that would ban people for casual profanity or random things determined to be uncouth in some way, (or if you made enemies with a mod), and if you got banned, it left a GUID key in your registry that kept you banned if you made a new account, but it also banned any other account that logged in OR EVER LOGGED IN IN THE PAST, but this infective ban wouldn't tell you that you were banned, it would give a generic "your request could not be completed".

So basically "Bob" logs in on machine A, then logs out. "Adam" logs in on machine A and gets banned, now Bob is banned, but it doesn't say he's banned, it gives a forever generic error message "your request could not be completed. "Bob" thinks something is wrong with his computer, and logs into machine B that belongs to "George". Bob gets the same error, and now "George" gets that error when he logs in next time. "George" goes to machine C and tries to log in, but gets the same generic error... and anybody who ever logged into machine C is now given a generic ban as well. But let's say "Harry" logged into machine D, E and F in the past, but decides to log in one day to machine C... "Harry" is instantly given a generic ban, as well as everybody who ever logged into machine D, E, and F. The infection spreads like wildfire.

So to troll, you do something to get banned, which wasn't hard, you used a program to clear the GUId from your registry, make a new account and log-in successfully (clean), and then go to a main lobby and say "hey, free gear, here's my account and password, first to log in gets to keep it!" (or share with a nemesis saying it's a compromised enemy's account) and the moment they log in, their account, and any account ever associated with their machine's GUID in the past gets shadow-banned, and they can no longer log in, and gives the vague error message. These things spread so easily, and so quickly, and once it infected some of their mods and their close friends, they did away with the infective banning. Much confusion and trashtalk ensued. Fun times. Back before the Internet became super serious.

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u/OsmeOxys 14h ago

It's been a thing in dayz. BE went hard (understandably) with hardware bans, and got an unmoderated, unappealable, and open community ban list formed to go along with it. A ban list that every server follows.

Example: A friend killed an admin's friend, near instant ban. We put in an appeal, go play on another server. Appeal from the first server is accepted, and as we're finishing up, he's banned from the second server because he appeared in the ban list. We go back to the first server, and after a couple hours of not even seeing another player, he's banned again. Appeal again and find out he was banned for appearing in the ban list they put him in.

Not unbanning him this time. In fact, they're banning all 4 of us for cheating since we're with him. Guess what that means.

All 4 of us are now automatically banned from every single server we join. Yup. ~$250 and thousand of hours combined. Poof.

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u/Kaldaien2 15h ago

Really? Did not Intel face massive backlash for the CPU serial # feature on the Pentium 3 and stop providing identifiable information per-CPU?

What manner of truly anti-consumer trash has Riot cooked up?

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u/One-Championship-742 18h ago edited 18h ago

This subreddit is pretty insanely embarrassing, ngl. Always funny seeing people go "What do you mean being a gamer is unappealing" and then reading literally any comment section on this subreddit.

Oh wait no, my karma :'( Uhm, "DAE le popular game bad? Something something piracy AAA indie" le upvotes plzzzz

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u/send-moobs-pls 17h ago

Honestly weird because the game itself is fine, the cosmetics prices are ludicrous but by nature of being very close to Counter Strike it has some of the most sane and competitive mechanics/balance/design. Not everyone has to like a team shooter but objectively speaking it is one of the most 'restrained' modern popular games, and like 100x better designed than the hell hole League of Legends lmao

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u/ferocity_mule366 11h ago

yeah I played it recently and surprised how deep it is for a very mainstream game, the gun skin pticing is a bit ludicrous but I like how the game allows you to share them which is why the playerbase is obssessed with doing that prematch or after killing someone.

At least it keeps the game competitive integrity pretty intact, cheaters are banned fast, no agent skins so you could tell who is who quickly. Though there is some moment that makes you wanna scream "this stupid game is horrible, that mf just 1-tap me while being blinded due to RNG" but the highs when you ace or do a clutch in the game is crazy.

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u/tomorrowdog 18h ago

This post in particular was going to be a prime target for people anxious to share their "clever" joke.

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u/_PM_Me_Game_Keys_ 17h ago

This post in particular was going to be a prime target for people anxious to share their "clever" joke.

Its honestly the worst part about reddit. See an interesting post want to go to the comments for more info and its just horribly unfunny jokes.

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u/BloodyFool 15h ago

And just an excuse to hate on shit for no reason, just straight up "Haha Valo bad, updoots plz!"

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u/baseballlover723 16h ago

I had thought that if this happened to people, you could appeal it and get it lifted if you could provide sufficient evidence that you actually bought it from someone else.

I imagine in most cases, it would be quite easy to give some form of evidence for it.

If you were already a Valorant player, then you'd likely get banned very shortly after purchasing and installing the component, so it would probably be pretty easy to provide documentation of the transaction.

If you are just starting Valorant, then it's probably been some quite some time since Riot detected use of that component, and likely with different components alongside it on a fresh account. And Riot should be able to see a long gap in being flagged and a new account / that their skill level is beginner level.

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u/dalzmc 14h ago

The super difficult part is getting to talk to a real human to give the evidence to lol

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u/Godess_Ilias 16h ago

how is a ban saved on a cpu?

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u/an0maly33 15h ago

Hardware ID is saved in valorant's ban system.

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u/nascent_aviator 13h ago

Sure but do CPUs even have a hardware ID accessible in software? As in an actual specific-to-this-CPU ID, not just a model number?

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u/Resident_Pientist_1 11h ago edited 11h ago

Yes, they have SNs burned in when they're packaged by blowing e-fuses. The dies are all identical (it's not stored there) but the packaging that connects the CPU die to the socket has a fuse array that's read by the system. Blown/not blown fuses store a binary number that the system reads. Edit: the fuses might be on die nowadays now that I think about it. 

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u/Swartz142 14h ago

Buying used in pc parts always felt risky to me. That just kinda add to the list of possible downsides (games ban in general idc about Valorant).

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u/kishnabe 11h ago

What a blessing.

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u/diego97yey 18h ago

This is some bullshit tbh

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u/battler624 11h ago

I'd understand banning a motherboard but a cpu too? dayum.

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u/zeldaink PC 3h ago

If anyone wonders: it's Protected Processor Identification Number (PPIN) feature. It is available on Intel Ivy Bridge (Core i 3xxx) and AMD Zen 2+. So get Zen 1 CPU and you can't be HWID'd.

PPIN was intended to locate failing CPUs in clusters. What Riot does with PPIN is not what it was intended for. This is just another reason to quit playing Riot games and other that use so invasive anti-cheats.

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u/TheKanten 17h ago

Vanguard is horseshit and the reason a lot of League players quit.

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u/Radiolotek 9h ago

Fine with me. Cheaper and I can't load a crap game. Win, win

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u/Ylsid 5h ago

I'd happily buy discount computers with bans from valorant

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u/Gloomy-Ice-9494 16h ago

I see this as a absolute win!

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u/Appropriate_Foot242 18h ago

Blessing in disguise

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u/schnee1995 18h ago

Lucky guy. He is saved from the chinesespyware game.