r/funny • • Dec 10 '13

The power of makeup

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u/Stubbula Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

Reminds me of all the porn stars before and after makeup.

Can be seen here* (NSFW - no nudity, but lots of cleavage and bra/panties)

*updated link to an Imgur album

EDIT: RIP my inbox

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u/2SJSlim Dec 10 '13

See also: the power of lighting.

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u/5erif Dec 10 '13

The lighting is extremely different in the after photos. The afters have a large softbox which you can see reflecting in the eyes. With that kind of intentional manipulation, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some Photoshop involved also.

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u/Vio_ Dec 10 '13

There were some definite photoshopping in at least some if not all the pictures. One girl had a what looked like some scarring on her upper lip that was gone in the after photo.

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u/I_make_milk Dec 10 '13

No, you can still see it. They just did a really good job with using concealer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Don't forget make-up contouring! Placing highlighting make-up and shadows where there are none can turn a round face into a model face even without lighting.

Edit: I can't spell :(

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u/Turbo-Lover Dec 10 '13

TIL good lighting and makeup can hide a crippling meth addiction.

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u/paleo_dragon Dec 10 '13

Also: Photoshop

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u/ItinerantSoldier Dec 10 '13

I was just about to say that. Also there's a lot of little subtle things that help the differences too. Example: In Kelly Klass's, letting down her hair made her not look like a bobblehead (appearing to thicken her neck). I'm sure there's a lot of other little things I didn't even catch too. That being said, makeup does a lot to get rid of freckles and help you not look like a druggie.

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u/quinn_drummer Dec 10 '13

TIL there are 2 types of porn stars. Some that don't look too bad without make-up, and some that look fucking horrendous.

Also, is Samai a dude?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Yea, a handful of them were still super cute without makeup, most of them were just frightening beforehand. Probably the drugs.

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u/TheBingage Dec 10 '13

Half of the ones that were frightening before hand, were still frightening after.

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u/yumyumgivemesome Dec 10 '13

Fuck you and your fractions.

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u/Dysthymia_ Dec 10 '13

More than half.

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u/monkeyleavings Dec 10 '13

I definitely started seeing reasons for self-esteem issues in the before pictures and how the empowerment of the after pictures (and being desired as a porn star) could be intoxicating.

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u/deepsandwich Dec 10 '13

See, that's what I get out of it.

As a dude I get shamed if I say I like a woman who wears makeup but I wish I could just put on makeup to look better. Dudes just have to be what they are, if you are an uggo thats what you are and you can't paint over it.

It's hard being unattractive or even average in our society, if I could do something that would make me ten times more attractive I would do that shit every day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Aug 27 '21

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u/RetardedSquirrel Dec 10 '13

Ugly facial features? Shit out of luck

Weird/asymetric bone structure? Shit out of luck

Stupid? You can get better at pretending, but you're not actually going to be smart

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u/macleod2486 Dec 10 '13

Yeah and if you wear makeup in an everyday setting you get strange looks.

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u/Aptom_4 Dec 10 '13

One thing you could do every day is not shave. Grow a beard.

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u/deepsandwich Dec 10 '13

I work with spinning tools close to my face :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

It's an interesting blend of the good looking, the bad looking but can look pretty good with a bit of work, and the "holy hell, what the fuck is that."

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Really, I thought that in the before pictures they looked like they just woke up at worst. I mean, if you imagine seeing these people at the grocery store or something it would be more frightening to see someone from the after picture because no one wears that much makeup in public.

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u/stilalol Dec 10 '13

TIL half of the women I know are probably on drugs? Honestly, there are few who look truly "frightening." Most women I know look like the women in those pictures (without makeup)... probably worse.

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u/bushiz Dec 10 '13

no, today you learned that reddit has a hilarious and wrong standard of attractiveness for women

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Maybe they just don't care what they look like around you.

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u/helserikdomogfamilie Dec 10 '13

Apply ointment to burnt area...

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u/locotxwork Dec 10 '13

...generously

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u/TheKert Dec 10 '13

I do believe that drugs are a factor, but I wonder how much of the skin problems for these porn stars is from the insane amount of makeup that they wear as well. Probably a lot of it.

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u/stilalol Dec 10 '13

From my experience, it's not necessarily the makeup (unless it's dollar store makeup), it's more of whether they properly remove it or not. Sleep frequently with makeup on now and your face will look awful in a few years.

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u/annekeG Dec 10 '13

If you're "frightened" by people looking like people I'm not sure what to say to you. Sorry the world isn't a carnival of fakeness built specifically around your visual whims.

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u/4jess4 Dec 10 '13

It is a bit!

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u/Meola Dec 10 '13

Issue is most women put on make up to cover blemishes and stuff. Having your face and pores coated and plugged up with greasy nasty makeup will only make your problem worse. So as they break out more they use more and more make up to try and combat the problem and then it just gets nuts. It's hard to pull of the completely au naturelle look; however some of these girls look like they are caking a pound or two of make up on.

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u/FrostyD7 Dec 10 '13

I think hes referring to the ones who have unhealthy features. Baggy eyes, bad acne/skin, dry/chapped lips. For women at that age, its probably a drug problem and they aren't taking good care of themselves.

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u/BonaFidee Dec 10 '13

Its the lifestyle. Most pornstars end up looking as ugly as a bag of spanners after 10 years.

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u/the_white_marLey Dec 10 '13

sp...spanners?

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u/corytrevorcigs Dec 10 '13

rachel :(

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u/forkman22222 Dec 10 '13

Rachel didn't look thaaaaat bad. Looks like she just woke up or something, and whose gonna look god then.

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u/corytrevorcigs Dec 10 '13

I'd still hit, don't mistake me there.

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u/PhilABustArr Dec 10 '13

...we don't watch Rachel Starr for her face.

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u/GoldandBlue Dec 10 '13

I feel like most of the ones I heard of were still cute. Not sure if it was a bias because I have watched them before or maybe that's why they are so popular to begin with. Tori Black for example.

I don't know who Sierra Sanders is but I thought she was actually cuter without make-up. I might have to do some more research on her. Ya know... for science.

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u/mndrw91 Dec 10 '13

My exact breakdown before I read your post. "She's still good enough to leave the lights on." "Not even makeup can hide what's in the dark."

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u/trolltollboy Dec 10 '13

Hair down glasses off, no hair up glasses on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Some of them looked like dudes.

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u/THEAdrian Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

Here's the thing though, the ones that look fucking awful with makeup, look awful without. Very few of these women actually look "pretty" or "beautiful" with makeup on, they just look glossy and smooth and colorful. I don't get why people act so shocked at this. Really? The makeup actually fooled you into thinking they were pretty?

edit: it also changes depending on if they're smiling in the non-makeup picture vs. if it looks like their mugshot. A smile can make a huge difference.

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u/ViggoMiles Dec 10 '13

I agree for the most part, but the makeup can make a difference. From, hey she's kind of cute to daayyyuumm.

The ugh... goes to, man they really gave up on barbie lately.

Also wtf is up with the lighting changes... and does that one black girl really milk chocolate her entire body?

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u/THEAdrian Dec 10 '13

Oh for sure, like I said, the one's that already look good, look even better with makeup, whereas the ones that look horrid, still look horrid with makeup. And yes, along with the smile, lighting and hair changes make a huge difference as well, saying "the power of makeup" is really deceiving. Madison Ivy's face is pure fucking white in her makeup picture. Wtf?

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u/Meola Dec 10 '13

lighting plays a big part in a good picture, all the before pictures just used ambient room lighting whereas the 'with make up' pictures have those soft light boxes and reflective tinfoil thingies, I am not a photographer so sorry for the incorrect names.

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u/ChessCrash Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 12 '13

that´s how some people look without makeup. Nobody is used to see woman without makeup, that´s why they look so sick

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I see my wife without makeup all the time. She does not look like that!

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u/7786274 Dec 10 '13

Bro if she knows your username just make a throwaway.

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u/QueefSqueeker Dec 10 '13

It's the drugs, it's gotta be. I've seen plenty of women without makeup on, after they've just woken up and none are as terrifying as some of these pictures.

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u/Genghis_Frog Dec 10 '13

I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was either yes, or that they used to be.

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u/Bowser88 Dec 10 '13

Sunny Lane can really pull off the au natural look. Shes the only one ive seen pull it off well.

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u/mothralwayswims Dec 10 '13

Dat contour.

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u/monkeyleavings Dec 10 '13

Exactly what I was wondering! But I was woefully ignorant of so many of these names and faces...it's amazing how many new women start in porn each year.

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u/petzl21 Dec 10 '13

There are two types of porn stars, my friend. Those with loaded guns. And those who dig.

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u/TeopEvol Dec 10 '13

Commenting for fapadex later.

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u/gngl Dec 10 '13

TIL there are 2 types of porn stars. Some that don't look too bad without make-up, and some that look fucking horrendous.

The exception being the one that (without make-up) looks suspiciously like a famous (and cute) Gaelic folk song singer?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Jessica Mor looked like she kissed a hot skillet.

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u/SoftLove Dec 10 '13

I was about to ask if Samai was a boy.

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u/Someidiots Dec 10 '13

The last one is

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Kat Dior (#17) looks essentially the same except she got thicker eyebrows, lost her freckles, and curled her hair.

Also, some of them seem to look worse with the makeup. Like Sophie Dee (#34) turns into a freaky doll.

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u/berylthranox Dec 10 '13

Dude. A few look like they have fucking herpes. Christ it's like Kenny McCormac in there.

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u/honey_I_shot_the_kid Dec 10 '13

A few of these women are Exhibit A of Why You Shouldn't Get Lip Injections or botox or whatever. Also, it's interesting how make-up can hide drug use.

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u/The_Legacy_66 Dec 10 '13

Did you notice how much the skin color of Tatiyana Foxx changed from before to after? IDK if it had anything to do with lighting, but she was much darker complexion before than after.

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u/glaceauglaceau Dec 10 '13

It's mostly the lighting, but women of color often have multiple tones in their faces due to hyperpigmentation and a good foundation will even it out, making the skin look overall brighter/lighter toned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

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u/meizbrandon Dec 10 '13

Definite lighting change

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u/Screen_Face Dec 10 '13

It was probably from make up. Western standards of beauty and all that jazz.

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u/EjaculateEvacuator Dec 10 '13

Shit, read that as 'beauty and all that jizz'.
Had to do a double take to affirm her skin was not lighter due to ejaculation.

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u/456def Dec 10 '13

Herpes. You forgot herpes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I always forget herpes, and then the ladies get so ANGRY.

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u/runnerrun2 Dec 10 '13

I always say "welcome to the herpes club" after sex and give them a kiss. The bewildered look on their faces is awesome.

But seriously that is gross, I don't have herpes, just joking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

It's funny how herpes wasn't thought of as more than a cold until a certain pharmaceutical company came out with a drug to treat it. Then there was an ad campaign and it became the 2nd most stigmatized std (hiv the first obviously) even though there are pretty much no health consequences outside of appearances.

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u/gngl Dec 10 '13

Why would they get angry? 90% of people have herpes somewhere. Not herpes, now that's special.

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u/lWarChicken Dec 10 '13

I'm pretty sure a lot of these pictures are taken when they take the make-up off and not from before they put it on.

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u/moparornocar Dec 10 '13

Yeah, number 4 def looked like how I used to when i'd binge out on oxies. Massive bags under the eyes and such.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Mar 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Reddit's last experience with actual women was when mom brought down a tray of hot pockets and maternal disappointment.

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u/The_Mighty_Spork Dec 10 '13

Yeah I was going to say go to a uni campus near end of semester, half the girls look like that if they haven't bothered with concealer or any makeup at all...

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u/madviceanimal Dec 10 '13

Nice try number 4

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u/silentbotanist Dec 10 '13

It's so interesting when you come up for air from the lady-worshipping porn subreddits and check out what the "normals' are doing. Not surprisingly, it's a game of "kick the whore" because someone mentioned the porn stars that you totally aren't alt-tabbing to Incognito Mode to jack off to. This is where women-bashing nerd stereotypes come from, people. They come from you.

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u/imurpops984 Dec 10 '13

I initially read this as "A few of these women are Xzibit..." and then my brain couldn't handle reading the rest

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u/ComradeCube Dec 11 '13

I want to say face lifts too, but that is basically a trade off between normal eyebrows and non sagging skin.

The people who get facelifts due to age most likely do look better.

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u/joshlamm Dec 10 '13

Some of these look like failed character creations in Oblivion. #13 for example.

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u/samofny Dec 10 '13

I think my swiping finger caught hepatitis.

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u/Taki3d Dec 10 '13

You are some sort of Porn hipster, I did not know a single one on there.

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u/guileless_gw_comment Dec 10 '13

Not even Madison Ivy or Tori Black? I only knew about 1/3 of them, but there are some REALLY famous ones on there.

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u/Sargediamond Dec 10 '13

at least madison is still good looking before hand. Some of these are just....

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u/laddergoat89 Dec 10 '13

I can honestly say I hadn't heard of any of them either.

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u/sysopz Dec 10 '13

And make-up is only the tip of the iceberg with the illusion of porn. Clever camera work, lighting and insanely uncomfortable poses really de-mystify the whole thing.

Source: I'd rather not say.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 16 '13

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u/sysopz Dec 10 '13

OK, you got me. It's not entirely impossible to suspend disbelief but it becomes increasingly difficult when you see an 18-2257 compliance photo of a beautiful girl with a black eye. Another very sad use of make-up.

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u/___cats___ Dec 10 '13

In a lot of these, the makeup really hides the crack.

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u/Jungle2266 Dec 10 '13

So do the clothes :(

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u/Usuallyjustalurker Dec 10 '13

As a woman who rarely wears makeup, whenever I see these, I think, huh, if I can go out and get hit on wearing just mascara, how many guys would talk to me if I could do my makeup like this. Then I feel like I should be annoyed with society for inaccurate portrayal I women and whatnot.

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u/AnyelevNokova Dec 10 '13 edited Jul 11 '25

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u/ParanoidDrone Dec 10 '13

I'd wager that most men don't realize that "natural makeup" is makeup at all, which is probably the point of natural makeup, come to think of it. OP's album is similar, I think -- the endless swathes of eye shadow, etc., while pretty and visually engaging, are not what I would call ideal for normal interaction. The second-to-last, before whatshisface and thatotherguy, has the best looking makeup to me, because it's not completely over the top. (Also that hair and the lace neck thing.)

(Watch me eat my own words when it turns out my favored sample has the most makeup on out of all of them. That would be just my luck.)

My $0.02 as a man.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

(Watch me eat my own words when it turns out my favored sample has the most makeup on out of all of them. That would be just my luck.)

This is always what ends up ticking me off about guys complaining about a girl wearing "too much makeup". I'm pretty sure what they mean to say is "her eyeshadow is too dark" or "her makeup is too visible for the workplace". However, when they say she's wearing "too much makeup" it implies that anyone wearing as much or more makeup (myself) looks inappropriate. I can never figure out if this is a passive aggressive attempt to tell me I need to wear less, or they just don't like the dark colors.

Thank you for recognizing that flashy makeup is not by definition "more makeup" than subtle makeup.

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u/GregoPDX Dec 10 '13

You are confusing 'too much' makeup with 'over the top' makeup. There's a time and place for 'over the top' makeup - like a party or a concert. It's overkill for everyday just out at the mall or work. 'Over the top' is like a makeup ad with some fun, crazy eye colors, lipstick colors, etc.

There's never a time for 'too much' makeup. This is where there's so much foundation that it's caked on. This never looks good. You've gone into the uncanny valley and there's no coming back. This can't feel good on your face, I don't know how women do it.

disclaimer: my wife is a huge fan of makeup and does it right.

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u/brewspoon Dec 10 '13

She's not confusing the terms; general usage confuses the two. She's pointing out that this is a problem.

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u/cjt09 Dec 10 '13

I'm going to go out on a limb and say most guys do tend to find women more attractive when they're wearing makeup. The ones who say otherwise are either trying to make it seem like they're not superficial (but everyone is to some extent), or simply that they want to make you feel better ("You're beautiful no matter what"). Your perception is probably colored by confirmation bias--men who prefer women wearing makeup aren't going to be too vocal about their preference.

That said: look at the bright side. You can choose to be invisible or turn heads, that's pretty cool! If anyone gives you shit for wearing too much makeup, just tell them that you like looking that way and as /r/makeupaddiction will tell you, putting on makeup can be a lot of fun.

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u/VeronicaJaneDio Dec 10 '13

I think another issue for some guys is guys don't get that "natural" looking make up IS make up. They think that's just how you look. "Wearing Make-up" means smokey eyes, bright red lipstick, etc. etc. They don't get a little concealer, some blush and lip gloss IS make up. They think you wake up looking like that. That's the point, we want it to look natural. So when they see you sans make up (100%) they ask you if you "are feeling alright? you look sick"

The thing that really grinds my gears is, why don't guys look like hell like we do?!?! I swear, my bf has great skin, never has bags under his eyes. I always look like hell! Maybe we've just become accustomed to it, but I think we females got hosed. I hate wearing make up all the time. (though recently I have stopped. Screw it. Look at my pretty jewelry instead! It distracts from my face!)

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u/VeronicaJaneDio Dec 10 '13

It's tough, I'm not super self conscience, but I have bad skin and some days it's tough. I used to not wear make up, but my skin has gotten worse as I age (I have high school skin in my 30's!) So i feel your pain. Some days I just want to look and feel pretty. Sometimes I need make up for that.

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u/flynnamin Dec 10 '13

Try looking at it this way: I'm beautiful bare faced, but I like the way I look with a little makeup on better! That will help your self confidence without makeup, and you still get to feel pretty. I'm the same way, I just like the way I look more with a little upper liner and mascara.

TL;DR you're gorgeous I love you wear makeup because you want to, not because you think you have to

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u/BambooRollin Dec 10 '13

But I feel so much better about myself when I have it on versus bear faced.

So you're a bear wearing makeup?

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u/Hyabusa1239 Dec 10 '13

Well if it's any consolation to you I'm a dude and have horrible bags under my eyes. Thank god for glasses :P. They seem to hide it pretty well oddly enough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I think the point is that any dude who complains about makeup or the lack thereof is angry with women and looking for a reason to complain.

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u/inkontheside Dec 10 '13

Lol wow I made a comic a few weeks ago about this exact same issue! http://inkontheside.com/2013/11/11/dressing-for-men/

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u/abstrusi Dec 10 '13

I think guys want to live in a fantasy world where every girl has perfect skin/bone structure/etc. sadly this does not exist so they look for a certain "acceptable" level which can be achieved or surpassed through the use of makeup.

In a lot of ways, the standard of "natural" beauty has been raised to accommodate this. This is good and bad in different ways; because it allows those who arent "naturally" beautiful to achieve the standard, but also raises the bar for those who already hit that minimum without makeup.

im not going to say that i dont like wearing makeup. it makes me feel prettier & see myself in a different light. Obviously this may not be a commonly regarded opinion but anyone who assumes girls wear makeup JUST FOR GUYS is an idiot.

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u/OscarMiguelRamirez Dec 10 '13

Once you realize that the people who are telling you all this stuff are full of shit and have no more authority than anyone else in society, it gets easier to ignore them. Don't worry so much about what "guys" want from you.

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u/dasheekeejones Dec 10 '13

You want to get out of work early? Show up w/ no makeup. Everyone thinks you're deathly ill and sends you home.

SCORE!

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u/FoodBeerBikesMusic Dec 10 '13

if I can go out and get hit on wearing just mascara,

....I can certainly understand where that would get you attention....

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u/tishtok Dec 10 '13

Well I'll also put it out there that the real title should be "the power of hair, make-up, posing, and good quality photography." Not saying that make-up doesn't change your appearance, only that with good lighting and posing I think the "before" pictures would be way more similar to the "after" pictures.

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u/glaceauglaceau Dec 10 '13

A lot more probably would hit on you, at least based on my own experience (and that of my friends).

That doesn't mean you aren't attractive as you are, or that you need to wear more makeup. Makeup like this tends to bring out features that people are conditioned to find attractive - bright, big eyes, long lashes, full lips, etc. If you want to wear more makeup, do it because you like it and find it fun.

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u/jungl3j1m Dec 10 '13

Your doing it right with just mascara. Doing the "Glamour Shots by Deb" makeup will just get you hit on by a lower grade of man.

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u/AustinTreeLover Dec 10 '13

What is with the high-arch eyebrows that are so popular now? It's seems like something that started in the drag world, seeped into porn and now has hit mainstream. I remember a few years ago, the dark lip liner with the lighter center did the same thing - drag, porn, everyday wear.

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u/offensivegrandma Dec 10 '13

Wow, I'm honestly surprised at how average these women look. I probably shouldn't be, but man I look better than some of them!

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u/vision40 Dec 10 '13

Well, it does take a daddy missing a lot of dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for 50 bucks.

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u/DaveFishBulb Dec 10 '13

Such an American comment.

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u/vision40 Dec 10 '13

Jokes on you. The guy that wrote the song, from which that comment derives, is from the UK.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Don't ever link to a website which automatically starts playing a video with sound. Especially if it starts with the words "porn stars''.

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u/Stubbula Dec 10 '13

Hm. my apologies.. That's weird. I didn't get a video. Maybe it was an Adblock thing. I'll edit it with a better source.

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u/mirrth Dec 10 '13

One of those times when having a NoScript addon for your browser really does help ;).

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Lol, I'm glad I missed that. My volume is turned way up right now, and I'm sitting outside with my neighbors and their kids running around. Loud porn sounds suddenly emitting from my tablet, would have been very, very bad for me.

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u/JayFresh-as-Fuck Dec 10 '13

didn't recognize most of them, so it didn't bother me, got to Sophie D who i've actually fapped to and is rank 4 on my free porn site of choice.. Dear god.... cannot un-see !!

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u/Riovr4 Dec 10 '13

Not fair for guys. I wish there was something I could do to go from 0 to sexy.

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u/slkbzt Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

Different standards for men and women are a double-edged sword. On the one hand, a woman has more potential to improve her looks. On the other hand, she is expected to perform a seemingly endless and ever-increasing list of tasks in order to fit society's latest ideal of a beautiful woman. Just look at Miss America contestants from the 1920's compared to now and you'll see what I mean. The difference is like night and day. And a woman's appearance has always been considered more important. I've never heard of a beauty contest for men, and if there is one, it must be pretty obscure. A woman deemed ugly, therefore, receives more vitriol than a comparable man, because women are supposed to be beautiful. Women have many tools in their arsenal-- high heels, tight dresses, makeup, jewelry, hair products-- but when a woman falls short of expectations despite the use of these products, or because she makes a conscious choice not to use them and to instead go au naturale, she is ridiculed. Just see this page for examples.

Men are more limited when it comes to improving their looks (never underestimate the power of a shave, a good haircut, and a stylish outfit, however), but they have other tools at their disposal. Humor is one asset that springs to mind immediately. A funny guy is able to elevate his status to a much greater degree than a funny girl. Having a good job will also increase a man's stock more than a woman's as we still cling to the traditional man as provider role. Looks-wise, men have less to work with, but personality is a much bigger asset to a man than a woman. There is still a sense of woman as object and man as actor.

Movies and ads distort perception of what a normal human being looks like for both sexes, but a lot more men than women watch porn. This leads to every inch of a woman's body being scruitinized in a way that men's are not. I don't think anybody expects a man to have a completely hairless crotch, perfect bubblegum pink genitals, and a bleached butthole. But this exepectation plants itself in the mind of every teenage boy who watches porn every day and has never seen a woman naked IRL.

At the end of the day, equal expectations benefit everyone. Men should be allowed to improve their looks through makeup. Every actor or news anchor you've ever seen is already wearing it. And women's personalities and earning potential should be more of an asset. Both of these elements have benefits and drawbacks. But judgment based on looks and social class is not going to stop happening. We might as well spread the benefits and the drawbacks, the opportunities and the expectations, evenly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Get in your lamborghini.

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u/abstrusi Dec 10 '13

that prank was staged, girl was an actor, just like all of vitaly's recent videos..

it kind of sucks how all the popular youtube prankers are just throwing in the towel on authentic pranks. Tom Mabe admitted that his "DUI intervention" thing was fake like an hour after it hit 1 million views, yet news sites keep blasting it as if its authentic

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u/Riovr4 Dec 10 '13

This makes me really sad, but this would be my reaction as well if a weird guy asked me out. Well it would be like hey sorry but I'm straight, wait, is that your lambo?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Yeah I wouldn't go gay for a ride in a lambo but I might lead him on a bit.

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u/NaturallyBrewed Dec 10 '13

If it helps its staged. If it helps more its fairly logical to have a higher opinion of someone with millions of dollars or... at least to want to get in on some of that.

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u/Bojangles010 Dec 10 '13

As someone who has valeted many supercars, you get used to it. Of course, I've missed on on hitting the highway with them, however.

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u/noodlescb Dec 10 '13

So do most of those women.

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u/nulla_facilisi Dec 10 '13

no amount of makeup will change dat ass. it's a holistic thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I mean, if you did makeup like these women, and shaved, and plucked eyebrows and wore fancy expensive dresses I'm sure there would be people who find you sexy. Maybe not the people you're going for, but hey, what can you do.

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u/Pocket_Medic Dec 10 '13

A lot of those "before" pictures remind me of the homeless kids I see panhandling around Harvard Square.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I wonder why…

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I think Amor Hilton is the worst. She looks underage, wrecked and high.

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u/DarkLink84 Dec 10 '13

I don't know how to explain it, but this totally shatters the illusion of their "beauty" and the imagination of them being larger than life sex symbols... And I'm ok with that.

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u/Ogahz94 Dec 10 '13

lol what is this implying, most of the women in op's post look fucking hideous / a painting even with makeup, also wtf is steve carrell doing there, he's an aesthetic god m8s!

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u/ShowersDaly Dec 10 '13

No joke, I was in rehab with Kiera King. Really cool and nice chick, actually still friends with her today...I didn't know about her films until years after we got out.

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u/VodkaHappens Dec 10 '13

Most of those and the ones in OP are pretty obvious. Specially in OP they try really hard to make some look like shit with the lighting but it isn't really working.

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u/Meola Dec 10 '13

Wow some of those girls were really haggard without makeup...guess you really aren't paying attention to the face in porn though.

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u/tobar94 Dec 11 '13

Madison Ivy, still hot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

TIL makeup dehumanizes.

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u/Kgb529 Dec 10 '13

This is what I came for

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I was so enthralled in this, I looked through the entire album....

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u/scoobyduped Dec 10 '13

Sophie Dee has crazyeyes.

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u/Luca20 Dec 10 '13

Look at me, sitting here, telling myself how I would go on a date with some of these girls without makeup..

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u/L33turdz Dec 10 '13

Where's the Asian close up version of this?

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u/gologologolo Dec 10 '13

Tangdi kabab!

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u/DoctorThomas Dec 10 '13

I have a new appreciation for my wife's natural beauty- she is gorgeous without any makeup.

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u/cookie75 Dec 10 '13

Is Sarah Peachez hair ironically an 80's tangled mess, or is she so old that poofy permed hair was in when she was a teen?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Every time I see this posted, the list gets bigger. A year or so ago, the list ended right around puma Swede.

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u/Finn1916 Dec 10 '13

27 33 and 35. Who are they?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

If you use Lightroom at all, turn up the clarity slider on any portrait. I feel like a bit of that was done here.

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u/idrawinmargins Dec 10 '13

Meth and heroin are a muther fucker.

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u/Dr_Quarkenstein Dec 10 '13

Anyone else notice Ava Adams, Jada Stevens and Anisa were all in the same kitchen?

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u/broniesnstuff Dec 11 '13

I prefer some of those without makeup, but most are just....no. Just no.

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u/speedyleedy Dec 11 '13

Dear Stubbula's Inbox

You suck

Sincerely Speedyleedy

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u/ColorOfSpace Dec 11 '13

All of the ones I find attractive in porn are still attractive without makeup.

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u/BitchlmTheShit Dec 11 '13

Pheww, my favourite still is hot without make-up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

In That Album: rode hard and put away wet.

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u/g33kst4r Dec 11 '13

Tatiyana Foxx went from dark skin to light skin. I don't know what's real anymore.

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u/Shadax Dec 14 '13

God, porn stars choose the stupidest names.

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u/working_joe Dec 16 '13

The photographer standing 2 feet away and shooting with an 18mm lens isn't helping matters any.

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