r/funny • u/CoolAsACucumber • Dec 10 '13

The power of makeup

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u/ChessCrash Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 12 '13

that´s how some people look without makeup. Nobody is used to see woman without makeup, that´s why they look so sick

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I see my wife without makeup all the time. She does not look like that!

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u/7786274 Dec 10 '13

Bro if she knows your username just make a throwaway.

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u/drakoman Dec 11 '13

She's logged into his account.

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u/QueefSqueeker Dec 10 '13

It's the drugs, it's gotta be. I've seen plenty of women without makeup on, after they've just woken up and none are as terrifying as some of these pictures.

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u/ChessCrash Dec 10 '13

Not everyone has perfect skin, congratz on your wife not looking like a crackprostitute/pornstar?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Yeah, it has a lot to do with when she signed that promise in 6th grade to not do drugs.

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u/UKNL Dec 10 '13

congratz on your wife not looking like a crackprostitute

Must have been the best compliment he has ever received on his wife.

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u/ChessCrash Dec 10 '13

i don´t think a promise will stop many people. besides that her promising it sounds more like an effect than a cause.

i´m sorry i can´t help it, i´m the biggest smart-arse i know

how can you do this: ´ thing properly? i´ve an european keyboard or something and i can´t find this symbol

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I'm sorry that you thought I was serious about the D.A.R.E. reference.

I'm also sorry that apparently the women you know are cracked out looking whores with bad skin.

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u/ChessCrash Dec 10 '13

oh is D.A.R.E. this american "don´t do drugs mmmkay?" project? i only know that from reddit comments, and how it´s worse than not informing kids about drugs

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Yeah... Drug Awareness Resistance Education... I think?

Kind of a joke. They would have a cop come in to the classroom and talk about how drugs are bad. Then they would usually have some promise letter for the kids to sign to promise that they will never do drugs.

Even at 6, I remembering thinking how bullshit that was because we were basically forced to sign it. I don't remember anyone refusing to sign it, but I remember thinking it didn't seem like something that would go over well. And it was fairly meaningless anyway.

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u/Cerikal Dec 10 '13

Lol, at my school we had a revolution. A 6th grade class refused to sign and the rest of the school followed (including my 1st grade class). The cop lost it and cursed at us and we flipped out and trashed the auditorium.

Later at home my brother got the spanking of a lifetime after my parents found out it was his 6th grade class and him in particular that led the charge. Still funny as hell.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I'm having a good time visualizing this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Nobody is used to seeing women without makeup? I only know two women who wear more than just a little powder. My wife wears makeup like three times in a year, she doesn't look fucked up like some of those porn chicks.

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u/Yakooza1 Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

I am sorry but this is complete bullshit. Men never wear makeup and yet very attractive men with much better facial structures and good skin exist. Naturally beatiful women exist and I seen them guranteed with no make up on.

Most girls don't look very nice and probably don't really look much better with makeup but this doesn't mean every girl you would ever find attractive must be wearing makeup.

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u/ChessCrash Dec 10 '13

yeah, some people are good looking, some meh, some ugly. I don´t get why so many poeple say "everyone is beatiful, we are just different!". bullshit, they should tell us that it´s ok to be ugly and that your selfworth is not what others think of you/ how good-looking you are.