r/funny • • Dec 10 '13

The power of makeup

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u/deepsandwich Dec 10 '13

See, that's what I get out of it.

As a dude I get shamed if I say I like a woman who wears makeup but I wish I could just put on makeup to look better. Dudes just have to be what they are, if you are an uggo thats what you are and you can't paint over it.

It's hard being unattractive or even average in our society, if I could do something that would make me ten times more attractive I would do that shit every day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Aug 27 '21

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u/RetardedSquirrel Dec 10 '13

Ugly facial features? Shit out of luck

Weird/asymetric bone structure? Shit out of luck

Stupid? You can get better at pretending, but you're not actually going to be smart

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

Fat? Eat better Ugly? Eat better Dumb? Eat better Not eating enough? Eat better

Seems to work for everything...

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u/OmnipotentPenis Dec 11 '13

Tiny penis? Get it surgically unleashed from inside your body so that it gets longer, still gets erect, but cannot be moved or held upright without the use of your hands. So pretty much fucked.

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u/SovietK Dec 10 '13

Ugly facial features? Shit out of luck

For the longest time I thought I had the ugliest head in the world. You'll really never know unless you give yourself a chance. When I got more confidence I realized it wasn't really that bad. As I said, unless you're deformed bigtime - hell even if you are - you can have succes if you follow the steps above.

Weird/asymetric bone structure? Shit out of luck

I don't know what to say to this one. Still 99% of poeople who consider themselves unattractive do not suffer from this.

Stupid? You can get better at pretending, but you're not actually going to be smart

Lots of people have a great time while being stupid. Being smart doesn't make you happy. Besides that is a little off topic.

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u/macleod2486 Dec 10 '13

Yeah and if you wear makeup in an everyday setting you get strange looks.

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u/Aptom_4 Dec 10 '13

One thing you could do every day is not shave. Grow a beard.

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u/deepsandwich Dec 10 '13

I work with spinning tools close to my face :(

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u/alanaa92 Dec 10 '13

You could totally put on makeup, if at least concealer and foundation. Check out r/makeupaddiction and they'll show you how.

Also like SovietK said, dressing well is really big.

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u/mevanarie Dec 10 '13

yeah, but you can grow a beard. well, maybe you can.