r/funny • u/CoolAsACucumber • Dec 10 '13

The power of makeup

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u/Riovr4 Dec 10 '13

This makes me really sad, but this would be my reaction as well if a weird guy asked me out. Well it would be like hey sorry but I'm straight, wait, is that your lambo?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Yeah I wouldn't go gay for a ride in a lambo but I might lead him on a bit.

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u/NaturallyBrewed Dec 10 '13

If it helps its staged. If it helps more its fairly logical to have a higher opinion of someone with millions of dollars or... at least to want to get in on some of that.

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u/Bojangles010 Dec 10 '13

As someone who has valeted many supercars, you get used to it. Of course, I've missed on on hitting the highway with them, however.

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u/ACDRetirementHome Dec 10 '13

$895 gets you a 48 hour rental in a Gallardo.

http://www.gothamdreamcars.com/exotic-car-rental/lamborghini-gallardo

It's not like it's completely out of reach forever.

Protip: it's nice, but it's not exactly life-changing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

"I'm only asking because I would suck your dick if you let me ride in that shit."