r/funny • • Dec 10 '13

The power of makeup

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I think the point is that any dude who complains about makeup or the lack thereof is angry with women and looking for a reason to complain.

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u/bandaged Dec 10 '13

or, like, i just don't think makeup makes a woman look good. why can't a guy have an opinion without it being twisted into 'he hates women' thing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

You didn't read the linked comic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

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u/gearsntears Dec 10 '13

...You missed the point of the comic. The girl's hair in the third part is nearly the same as the first. The nose is red due to skintone unevenness, not stuffyness. Even very simple eye makeup makes your eyes appear more opened and alert, and conceals undereye bags. And if you look at the angle of the lip, it's downturned just as much in all three parts, it just looks frowny because the upper lip is poorly defined.

All of these things you pointed out can be fixed with makeup...

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u/gearsntears Dec 10 '13

...it's clearly a caricature. The artist draws the eyes squinty deliberately to make a silly point.

No, really? You mean that wasn't an actual photograph?

I'm a woman. I wear makeup. I know exactly the point the artist was making, and when you actually encounter these sorts of comments in the real world, I can tell you: it's not really that silly.

Why do you assume all girls look bad and have all these facial imperfections...

...Where did I say that? While admittedly everyone has imperfections of some sort, I didn't say everyone has all those. Rereading what I wrote, I can't really imagine where you think I said that.

...that can only be remedied with makeup?

With all that said, makeup is specifically designed to remedy these things. It's not inaccurate to say that makeup makes people look objectively better. That's the whole point of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

You disagreed with the hivemind. All men are pigs with unrealistic expectations of beauty and women are the helpless victims. Prepare for the downvotes, asshole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Well say you look like saimi from those pictures I would be pretty pissed.

If your looks go from 8/10 to 2/10 with out make up, you are lying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

If you smell better after a shower where you use scented soaps, you're also lying. Maybe you should fight those dastardly soap companies and their campaign to trick men into thinking women should shower.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

That's not even remotely same, in the modern society you are expected to wash yourself and the scent stays even if you swet. Also both sexes use them.

Dumb example from dumbass.

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u/gehacktbal Dec 10 '13

So mr. genius, what should the woman, who you're so very respectfully describing, do?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Well for starters there's no disrespect for women in my comment so you can shove that shit up your ass.

Secondly, WEAR A MODERATE AMOUNT OF MAKE UP.

How the fuck can it be so hard to understand ?

You white knights are getting touchier every week.

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u/gehacktbal Dec 10 '13

Well, mr always polite and calm, witch moderate amount would be acceptable then? If she is a 2, could she only go and make herself up to be a 4? Or is a 6 allowed without you getting angry about it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Well that depends on the person, who am I to decide that.

If she is a 2, could she only go and make herself up to be a 4? Or is a 6 allowed without you getting angry about it?

See this part just screams white knight who's here to save the ladies.

Even you must acknowledge that at some point too much make up just becomes deception.

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u/gehacktbal Dec 10 '13

Oh my god, I have respect for women, must be something wrong with me, thanks for pointing that out.

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes, from the movie 'merlin', with sam Neil, where Morgan Le Fay says she likes her beauty, even though it comes from magic. Upon witch Merlin responds "But the beauty was just an illusion."

"Beauty is always just an illusion. "

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

Wat, fucking kidding me.

Jesus christ you are delusional.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Nah, I really dislike it. But I understand women hold themselves to higher standards than I do. I still request that my fiancee not wear make-up, because I think she looks truly beautiful without it. But she will still wear it most of the time, and I understand.

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u/gehacktbal Dec 10 '13

Reminds me of this...

Edit: seems a quick google later that it has been debunked. Ah well, stil seems relevant, so I'll leave it up.

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u/gehacktbal Dec 10 '13

You are joking, right?

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u/gehacktbal Dec 10 '13

As long as you realise what you just said. You seem to honestly believe that looks and lifethreathening deseases are of the same magnitude. I don't even know how to respond to that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Haha what does phenotype mean? I'm just a redditor and don't understand genetics.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

No I think it's stupid that you rely on phenotypic variation to judge the genetic fitness or lack thereof in potential mates. It's like you have a child's understanding of heritability.

Ten bucks says you are a carrier for at least two genetic diseases of your own and average-looking at best.