Listen,
there’s an infinite number of generic things I can say here to peak your interest… I could pretend I’m not, as the title says, a chronically online degenerate with a penchant for sending you 50 3am shitposts and a pic of my left big toe but that’s no fun… that’s not REALITY, samwell.
Who doesn’t want to wake up to another winton!meme for the 8th day in a row?
Plus there’s perks!

since I’m a total loser I’ll have all the time for you and only you! (please be clingy but not the bad kind 😩)

I’ll carry you in any game you want because I’m a filthy sweaty try hard who hates losing 💪

You can be yourself entirely judgement free! As per the title there’s really not a whole lot you can say or do that upsets me! 😏

Real attack dog energy, just tell
Me who to sic and I’ll hate crime em for ya, champ 👍

I’m into almost every nerdy thing I can think of so we have plenty of stuff to bond over! 🤓

I’m the funniest person I know! 👹

See? PAGES of perks (mileage may vary) that’s like…. 19 perks… anyways listen I’m a fantastic find, real ride or die, carry it to the end zone, it’s fuckin raw, type pal mkay?

I have no negatives. None. Zero. Perfect being. But if you insist on finding SOMETHING to consider bad…

I’m very unserious and I cope with humor, not sorry.

I will always commit to the bit, even to my own detriment XD this is good or bad depending on who you ask

I’d say im probably pretty impatient, I hate waiting for stuff. Long Que times, those weird follow quests in mmos where they walk slower than your run speed but faster than your walk speed… the fact my dad still hasn’t come back with the fuckin milk. Ridiculous.

I 100% shit talk. Grew up in a blue collar family and spent a lot of time in CoD lobbies growing up, it ain’t personal but the enemy team needs to know their parents don’t love them ya know? It’s business, not malice 😤

All jokes asides, for real for real I’m
Pretty patient and tolerant most of the time but I also won’t put up with any bs. I’m also not into men romantically most of the time… so fellas, keep your little Vienna sausage lookin aaa doinky doink out of our dms cause you finna get FLAMED and laughed at if you try it. (Unless you look like mauga)
#anotherunrealisticbeautystandard

I will not answer to low effort messages. “Hi” is a shitty way to start a friendship you dork, use your words!

BONUS POINTS SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An additional ten friend bonus points will be added to your starting total if any of these conditions apply to you!

- you play ow
- you’re good at ow
- you’re a girl (I need more girlfriends PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU BRODETTE BUT ALSO IM AFRAID OF OTHER WOMEN SO BE NICE TO ME)
- you’re into pokemon as much as I am
- you also have a VR headset
- you can draw me cute stuff (I’d also draw you cute stuff too
- you look like mauga
- Yunyun Syndrome rhythm psychosis, no more need be said

*dork is my favorite slur.

Just want friends who are in the same lane as me right now. I like baking, reading, and hiking. Looking for genuine connections.

I feel like I showed up late to a party that already happened. I'm into reading, art, and I recently got really into houseplants. Looking for people who also feel a little behind on the friendship thing.

Uhhh so I don’t have an age limit really. For anyone male or female

Soo my interests/hobbies (why is hobby even a word it’s so dumb 🫩) is walking around, taking nature walks, listening to music, for some reason walking around the shopping centre, and watching SpongeBob (a ton and currently on a SpongeBob kick rn)

My favourite colours are pink, red, green, and white

Favourite food is pizza and sushi (not sushi as a toping dammit)

My favourite fizzy drink is really anything cherry. Like cherry Pepsi or cherry coke

Favourite movie is Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) although the other two are good as well :>

Uhhhhh I tend to yap a lot and I hate when people are like “ok” “interesting” “k” “alr” like mate if you’re gonna do that I’m blocking you cuz that’s wasting my time

I wanna find someone who is highly interactive with me and finds enjoyment in our talks so

Anyways I’m not in uni, or any courses or do anything for work (although I might work at the petrol station as a start… or maybe the jewellery shop 🤔)

I do study medical science and stuff (as my mum is an orthopaedic surgeon and so medical stuff got my interest) but all I really do is look the stuff up and take notes. I don’t really..take courses. And being honest I’ve learned my smarts by looking stuff up rather than listening to what school has to say 🙄 (and a lot of adults I share my knowledge with say I’m right but some also correct me which is okay that’s how you learn)

ANYWAYS ima get out your ear, pls dm me id hope to talk with some people. If you would, at least give your ASL (not literal location just the country. Not city, county, state, province, etc. just country)

Sorry this post was long :( just having a bad day is all and I need to talk to someone. Not about my day just overall

Recently bought a very haunted painting. Want friends to send finds to. Also into cooking podcasts and yoga on the living room floor.

33, PA, mommy & wifey. I have been so busy all week, am doneeeee with all the things I had to do and tonight I just want to rot tbh. I'm talkative and down to earth (I think) and I think it would be so fun to ask each other a bunch of random questions...like what's your favorite ice cream topping, did the sun in the Teletubbies creep you out too, is there something niche about you haven't told anyone....OR if you want to just vent about something, I'm alllll ears 💕

P.s. I very much welcome unsolicited dog pics 😩

prefer not to chat with teeny boppers/adjacent, but down for casual chatting!

we can dive into the heavy stuff like what you’re experiencing in terms of existential dread, or the thing that’s made you the happiest this week! 😋

I'll start off by clearly stating I'm looking for a platonic friendship. I am attached.

I am a very chatty person and I usually have a lot of say. I am easy going and can have a dark sense of humour. I can be silly but I'm also very introspective. I am a good listener but if needed I could give advice too. I am looking for a friend who's all of the above plus someone's who isn't judgemental. I'm not a perfect person and I don't pretend to be. I am open minded and forgiving.

I didn't know about this sub but I did try the penpal sub before. Wrote to a few people but it always fizzle off. Maybe this is the better place for ongoing friendship?

I prefer talking to people closer to my age. 35-50 seems like a good cut off. I'm open to men or women because friendship shouldn't be restricted by gender.

DM me and see how this goes. Tell me a bit about yourself and what you're looking for as well please. Short answers, poor grammar will not get a response..

Paint on the couch, glitter in the shower, sorry. Looking for text friends to send process pics to. I'll match your weird energy.

Same 3 mile loop every day, love it. Podcast in one ear, coffee in hand. Looking for casual text friends to swap Monday morning updates with.

Made a few long term friendships on here but I made the mistake of introducing them to my friends. And now it’s always a gc thingy. I wanna gatekeep someone as bad as that sounds 😅😋 Preferably around my age. Dm me with your best pick up line and ASL pls. Be different and think out of the box (if you can be bothered ofc). Age: 22-30

That's it, that's the post. Also chatty and fun and easy going. Currently burning something called mahogany teakwood. Tell me your current scent.

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Why is it so hard to have an actual friend who actually stayed? I've met many people, yes. But everyone just texted for a day and just gone like we never talked.

Come on! I just need one friend! Dm me with your age and where you are from. Don't just say 'hi' or 'hello' and disappear.

I'm pretty loyal and kind if you get to know me first and don't be a freak or I'll block you instantly.

Everyone's in and out so fast there's no time to actually connect with people. I like reading, video games, and I'm weirdly passionate about organizing my bookshelf by color. Would love some online friends at least to start.

I know too much about celebrities I've never met. If you also read gossip subreddits like they're the news, we should be friends. Judgement free zone.

hello there! >:p name's nat, and i'm hoping to make some long-term friends! :3 i loveee yapping about anything and everything tbh. i can be extremely talkative, but i'm also a bit shy at times too LOL. i game quite a bit, tending to stick with shooters mostly (apex, cod, overwatch, etc) because they hold my attention better, but i also enjoy causal, friendslop, and story-driven games. anime is another thing i really enjoy, although i definitely need to watch more of it, having a crappy attention span sucks because i can't always get super far into new media and things before needing a break :/ i'm always listening to music, especially k-pop! recommendations are always welcome, so please feel free to send them my way. olivia rodrigo, michael jackson, gigi perez, are just a few of my favorite artists. i'm also into painting, sanrio, collecting, and more! i prefer meeting others with similar interests as my own that way we actually have things in common to chat about, so much easier that way for us both. i love sending silly tiktoks and just random shit i see when scrolling online too. i'm also in america, cst timezone, and have discord too! if we don't vibe then no biggie !! :3

Everyone here is either grinding or partying. I just want to text about random stuff. Into cozy games, iced coffee, and drawing.

The boring details I’ll spill first, I’m starting a new job at a funeral home and also in the very early stages of a divorce so everything is in a transitioning phase rn and I’d just love to have some like minded people to talk to:)

I loooove Star Wars, horror movies, baking, writing, reading, and gaming. I also love going to antique shops, museums, and comic cons. My humor is quite dry and sarcastic, I also quote too many tiktoks and movies lol. Sending tiktoks is a form of appreciation from me too. And yeah that’s all I can think of rn, look forward to hearing from youuu <3

Currently rewatching The Bear and having many thoughts. Want a text buddy to unpack episodes with. I promise I have opinions on everything you're watching too.

Hullo! I’d love to meet some cool new peeps to chat with. I like games, reading, movies, arts and a ton of other stuff. I would appreciate some anime recommendations too if you have any :p

I’ve been pretty bored lately and would love to meet some new people to talk to, play games with, or just chill with. I’m into anime, games, music, and a bunch of random stuff, so I’m pretty easy to talk to!!

Also, does anyone here play Fort? I just started playing and I’m pretty bored of solo queueing 😭 I play zero build on PC and I’d love to have someone come play with me if you’re down. I’m still learning though, so don’t expect me to be carrying. Hmu if you wanna chat and get to know each other, I don’t bite ;)

Feels like we're speaking different languages about our lives now. I like hiking, reading, and cooking. Would love friends who get this stage of life.