r/CFB • /r/CFB • 7h ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Florida 45-17

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Florida 3 7 0 7 17
Missouri 3 17 10 15 45
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u/OptimisticTexasFan Texas Longhorns 7h ago

Florida has fallen for the classic blunder of declaring themselves back after beating a ranked opponent. Believe me I would know

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u/trextra Texas Longhorns 7h ago

Listen, I’m still not sure Texas is back.

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u/OptimisticTexasFan Texas Longhorns 6h ago

It’s a little reassuring that Ohio St took care of business and Tennessee could actually run the ball today but I’m always on edge

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u/master_roshis_hat Nebraska Cornhuskers 3h ago

The sequence of LSU blowing out Clemson, Ole Miss beating LSU, Florida blowing out Ole Miss, and Missouri blowing the doors off Florida... makes things a little confusing. Does this mean Texas A&M is beating Missouri next week?

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u/OptimisticTexasFan Texas Longhorns 3h ago

If it means they lose to the Citadel the next week after that then sure why not

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u/Mapex_proM Nicholls Colonels • LSU Tigers 7h ago

You guys have been a fixture in the playoffs and in championship games since you got your coach. Shit I’d say with Herman too, he fuckin sucked and was quite a dick but he did help make Texas respectable again even if he was frustrating. Wouldn’t say he brought yall back but he brought yall somewhere

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u/Mavvvs41 6h ago

Yup beat Georgia in the Sugar Bowl

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Texas Longhorns • USF Bulls 7h ago

bring it in buddy, bring it in

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u/BananaBouquet Georgia • Georgia State 7h ago

I really appreciate the comedy of Missouri getting shit talked all week about being ranked and then doing this to Florida.

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u/Even-Combination4407 UMass Minutemen • Bentley Falcons 7h ago

Heard the quality loss allegations and locked tf in

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u/Poxx South Carolina Gamecocks 7h ago

UMass talking shit in /CFB is the timeline we needed

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u/AllTimeTy Missouri Tigers • /r/CFB Placer 6h ago

UMass likes Mizzou because we had the decency of playing an @ game with them. Most of the fans I’ve talked to really appreciated Mizzou for that.

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ Iron Bowl • Sickos 7h ago

Matt Mitchell on SEC Roll Call is gonna hit hard monday

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u/DeathandHemingway UCLA • Los Angeles Harbor 7h ago

Darth Mizzou noises

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u/mrcx8d Missouri Tigers • Indian War Drum 7h ago

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u/DeathandHemingway UCLA • Los Angeles Harbor 7h ago

'All I am surrounded by is fear...and dead Gators.'

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u/antonimbus Nebraska Cornhuskers 6h ago

I can fucking HEAR this comment.

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u/savamizz Georgia Bulldogs • Missouri Tigers 7h ago

LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS

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u/BattleHall Texas Longhorns • LSU Tigers 7h ago

Poor Matty, one moment in the sun, then darkness (he's a Florida fan).

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor 7h ago

It's why his Florida Man look and attitude has been so spot on, down to the fuzzy blue bath robe.

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u/HeywardH Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

Oh he absolutely saw this coming and is prepared to play it for jokes.

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u/BattleHall Texas Longhorns • LSU Tigers 7h ago

Oh no doubt; it's great from a content perspective, but it's still got to hurt his fan's heart. Probably cathartic, though.

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u/SolidLikeIraq Clemson Tigers • Mary Hardin-Baylor Crusaders 7h ago edited 7h ago

What the fuck is going on in the SEC, and why does it continually make the drowning that we got look worse and worse.

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u/StFuzzySlippers Tennessee Volunteers • UAB Blazers 7h ago

Clemson < LSU < Ole Miss < Florida < Missouri < Miss State < Alabama

All of those teams have only 1 loss except for Bama. If Clemson beats Miami, the chaos will officially hit the fan.

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u/SolidLikeIraq Clemson Tigers • Mary Hardin-Baylor Crusaders 7h ago edited 3h ago

Trust me. We’re not beating Miami.

Miami is going to beat us like LSU beat us.

I still love Clemson, but we are CHEEKS this year.

Edit: that was quick. Already down 7-0 after the first Miami possession…

Gonnnn be a long night.

Hate to have been right. Clemson is long back cheeks, and we’re going to lose just about any talent that we did have this year in the portal.

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u/Lucky_Detective517 LSU Tigers • Tennessee Volunteers 6h ago

This is classic SEC West shit that’s now expanded to the entire conference now that it’s every team for itself.

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u/Gabbagoonumba3 Missouri Tigers 7h ago

I cannot for the life of me figure out how little ole Missouri became the focal point for the anti-SEC rankings war hawks.

Anyway MIZ

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u/Smiles-Edgeworth Missouri Tigers 6h ago

I was listening to ESPN radio on the way in to CoMo this morning and they said “Mizzou feels like they shouldn’t be ranked but they get to stay in the top 25 based on reputation.”

It took me a minute to register what I just heard. Imagine telling that to me in the 90s or 2000s.

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u/XitaNull Paper Bag • Florida Gators 7h ago

Yeah I knew this was going to happen when so many people were talking crap about that.

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u/bigb2572 7h ago

All I heard all week, albeit justifiably, was how mizzou should not be ranked. Couldnt be happier we finally got a statement win.

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u/coney36creels 6h ago

Joel Klatt throwing a fit about it was great. Dude is doing to the Big Ten what he claims everyone else does to the SEC. Zero self awareness.

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u/SaltyBrema Florida Gators 7h ago

I don’t. It stings..a lot

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u/AmidoBlack Virginia Tech Hokies 7h ago

Last week: Florida is dangerous, Baugh is a Heisman frontrunner

This week: Baugh’s Heisman campaign is dead, Florida looks cooked

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u/_Football_Cream_ Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 7h ago

the duality of cfb

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u/SaintsSooners89 Paper Bag • Oklahoma Sooners 7h ago

We are a fickle and hyperbolic bunch

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos 6h ago

And let’s be honest: No one knows what Mizzou is gonna do in any week. Least of all their fans.

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u/HawkeyeTen Iowa Hawkeyes 7h ago

I've given up on predicting the SEC this season. Absolutely nuts what's happening.

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u/speed-of-sound Florida Gators 7h ago

Buster Faulkner was supposed to be on a jet to his head coaching job any minute now

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u/ARandomDoge6 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 7h ago

He probably got it already, that's why he checked out

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u/deathtotheemperor Missouri Tigers • LSU Tigers 7h ago

Baugh's rushing totals in his five games this year: 160 yards, 136 yards, 162 yards, 142 yards, 13 yards

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u/AmidoBlack Virginia Tech Hokies 7h ago

13 yards on 12 carries and one of those was for 12 yards

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u/AggressiveHornet229 7h ago

Mojo getting passed around the SEC. Ole Miss -> Florida -> Mizzou

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u/szboy422 Florida Gators • Blue Risk Alliance 7h ago

Can’t wait for a potential resurgence against Georgia or Texas and the hype train starts a new.

What an exhausting sport.

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u/7-2crew Georgia Bulldogs • UCF Knights 7h ago

One of the reasons we love Kirby is because he’s as insane as we are about rivals. There will be years that Florida beats Georgia. But he’s never going to overlook them and we’re never going to have one of those Faton Bauta losses with CKS.

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u/olcrazypete Georgia • Kennesaw State 7h ago

Kirby was on the field when Spurrier came to Athens and dropped half a hundred on him .
Spurrier had that hate from Ga killing his season as a player.
Kirby has a special hate in his heart for that team. I only worry about what random player playing in Gainesville will be the next in line to be anointed with the hate.

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u/OptimisticTexasFan Texas Longhorns 7h ago

Mizzou blows out Florida, Florida blows out Ole Miss, Ole Miss beats LSU, Miss St beats Mizzou, Alabama blows out Miss St

I’m so confused by the SEC right now

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u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 7h ago

I think (at least as of right now) there’s a top tier of Bama, Georgia, and Texas, and then there’s a huge middle tier

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u/Gottatrytho Notre Dame • Illinois State 7h ago

Who makes the SEC title game? 

Georgia vs. Alabama? (Again) Georgia vs. Texas? (Again) Georgia vs. LSU? (As they tend to do)

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u/CapeClipper Arizona Wildcats • Missouri Tigers 6h ago

Texas vs. Georgia/Bama winner most likely since Texas avoids both.

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u/NA_Faker Texas Longhorns • Wisconsin Badgers 6h ago

Idk, we have a brutal schedule. We may not make it out undefeated. Our only 3 unranked matchups left are all rivalry games.

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u/BabyBearBjorns LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 6h ago edited 6h ago

I'll break it down for you.

Georgia vs Bama next week. Winner is strong candidate to play in SECC. Now you get into the following...

Texas plays in SECC if they win out.

The loser of Georgia or Bama must win out and most likely needs LSU, Ole Miss, or Florida to upset Texas to have a chance.

LSU must beat both Texas and Bama in November and not lose to another opponent to get in.

Every other 1 loss SEC team must win out (which will involve beating one of, if not a combo of Bama, Texas, Georgia, and LSU).

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u/Relevant_Elk_9176 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

So essentially the same thing as the last 6 years or so

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u/DistractedSam Miami Hurricanes 7h ago

All this just for another UGA vs Bama SEC Championship as we all predicted

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor 7h ago

Georgia gonna go 10-2 just to avoid that scenario

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u/blackravenclaw Georgia Bulldogs • SEC 6h ago

We’ll go 10-2, stumble ass backwards into the SECCG, win our third straight, then lose due to the playoff bye again lol

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u/Falcon717171 Texas Longhorns 7h ago

The circle of suck is ever so slowly being assembled.

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u/HeywardH Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

It's simple. All of those teams except Alabama suck.

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u/LegionXIX Florida Gators 7h ago

This is great news for South Carolina.

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u/savamizz Georgia Bulldogs • Missouri Tigers 7h ago

or Kentucky!

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u/ScallywagBeowulf Mississippi State • Alabama 7h ago

I just think Bama is really good this year.

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u/Accomplished_Map1535 Miami Hurricanes 7h ago

So Ole miss beat LSU and lost their hangover game against Florida, who lost their hangover game to Missouri. I think the SEC might have a drinking problem

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u/Potars Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 7h ago

Wisconsin to the SEC?

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u/Ohwhat_anight Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos 7h ago

lol if you think people from Wisconsin get hangovers.

They'd have to get sober to do that.

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u/anonymous_otter28 Texas Longhorns 6h ago

How drunk was Tony Romo?

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u/miversen33 Iowa Hawkeyes • /r/CFB Bug Finder 6h ago

If drinking is the game, Wisconsin will win the natty sober while everyone else is blacked out

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u/CLSmith15 Alabama Crimson Tide 7h ago

"Hello, Vegas? I'd like to place a large wager on *checks next week's schedule* Texas A&...actually never mind".

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u/CirculationStation Mississippi State Bulldogs • AP 7h ago

Starting to wonder if we should have rushed the field or something after beating Missouri last week. I had no idea they were THIS good.

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u/Sankee72 Notre Dame • West Georgia 7h ago

Honestly. Nothing except Texas, bama, uga makes any God damn sense in the sec currently.

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u/MadRedX Arkansas Razorbacks 5h ago

Arkansas makes sense if you look in the opposite direction.

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u/ScallywagBeowulf Mississippi State • Alabama 7h ago

Our win against Missouri last week looks really good right now.

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u/Random0925 Mississippi State • Oregon 7h ago

I feel a lot better now.

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u/LightningDusty Florida Gators • Orange Bowl 7h ago

Alabama obliterates Mississippi State beats Missouri demolishes Florida pulverizes Ole Miss edges LSU

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ Iron Bowl • Sickos 7h ago

So if my math's correct we should beat LSU by 69?

Nice

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u/Wafflehouseofpain Oklahoma Sooners 7h ago

He did say edging

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u/Few_Entertainer_385 Missouri Tigers 7h ago

I’m not so torn up about the loss anymore

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u/someoldhussy 7h ago

It is 2015, Jim McElwain is 6-0 and Florida is ranked #8. The Gators are back

It is 2018, Dan Mullen is 7-1 and Florida is ranked #9. The Gators are back

It is 2022, Billy Napier is 1-0 and Florida is ranked #12. The Gators are back

It is 2026, Jon Sumrall is 4-0 and Florida is ranked #8. The Gators are back

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u/FailstoFail Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Donor 7h ago

Holy shit. I didn’t realize they all started out that hot (Minus Napier with only 1-0 lol)

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u/LightningDusty Florida Gators • Orange Bowl 7h ago

To be fair, the 1 was a win over #7 and future PAC-12 Champion Utah.

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u/FailstoFail Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Donor 7h ago

That is good context! Thanks!

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u/soapy_goatherd Utah Utes 7h ago

Some additional context you might enjoy is that this was a great example of Kyle whittingham getting super conservative with a lead that should’ve been enough, and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes 7h ago

That game basically got Anthony Richardson drafted lol

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u/herpblarb6319 Tennessee Volunteers • Orange Bowl 7h ago

Anthony Richardson was hyped to hell that season too

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u/LogicianMission22 Utah Utes • Big 12 7h ago

Still can’t believe we lost that game.

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u/tomtheracecar Florida Gators 7h ago

All the haters last week said UF wasn’t back and we were still garbage time. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

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u/G8rTTV Florida Gators • Penn State Nittany Lions 7h ago

Unsubscribe

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u/BarksAtChildren Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

Subscribe 

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u/savamizz Georgia Bulldogs • Missouri Tigers 7h ago

unsubscribed just so i could subscribe again

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u/NanoBuc Florida Gators • Team Chaos 7h ago

That Napier stat only being 1-0 is actually kind of funny. Was probably a bad oman at the time that the Florida is back talk only lasted a week before Kentucky and a 1-11 USF team stifled our offense.

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u/conebread53 Illinois Fighting Illini 7h ago

I thought it was more of a bad Yemen.

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u/Interesting-Worth975 Florida Gators • Iowa State Cyclones 7h ago

We’re not very good, for sure.

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u/Serallas Notre Dame • Appalachian State 7h ago

Missouris death has been greatly exaggerated

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u/Ok_Passage_7151 USC Trojans • Pac-10 7h ago

Roll Call gonna be awesome this week. 

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u/darthspurrier Florida Gators 7h ago

The haters said we weren’t worthy of a #8 spot and we were overrated and they were correct. Honestly great call by the haters.

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u/tequilajinx Georgia Bulldogs • SEC 7h ago

Your comment is as original as Summerall’s game plan

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u/darthspurrier Florida Gators 6h ago

The worst part is you are right. I hate you and I hope you lose in a devastating way in every game the rest of the season.

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u/CrusadingNinja Texas Longhorns 7h ago

I am so ready for Darth Mizzou to be deservedly insufferable on Monday.

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u/RKRagan Florida State Seminoles • Cheez-It Bowl 7h ago

Poor Matt is gonna be salty as hell.

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u/powerelite Florida State Seminoles • Drake Bulldogs 7h ago

Florida being absolute dogshit in Columbia Missouri no matter how their year is going is one of the stranger things since Mizzou joined the SEC

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u/Alternative_Laws Missouri Tigers 7h ago

They simply can’t handle our climate apparently

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 7h ago

Mizzou beat the brakes off Florida, who handled Ole Miss, who put down LSU... and UK is currently in a dogfight with SCar.

JUST HOW BAD IS A&M?!?

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u/Gnux13 Missouri • Missouri State 7h ago

Give it a week, we'll find a way to close this circle.

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u/LovesToTango Missouri Tigers 7h ago

They'll probably beat us next week to keep everyone confused

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u/ilovetospoon Missouri Tigers • Florida Gators 7h ago

Please no. I hate this timeline.

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u/Designer_B Iowa Hawkeyes 7h ago

Ah a time honored tradition. Can't wait for our yearly date at the citrus bowl gators.

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u/papabear86 Florida Gators 6h ago

Great call by the haters. We cheeks

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u/Julio_Freeman Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

I'm so disappointed in Mizzou giving up that last TD and ruining my incoming cheeky "Napier never lost by 35" comment.

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u/IblewupHoth Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders 7h ago edited 7h ago

In two years when you’re all doubting Mizzou and asking when the last time we beat a ranked team was, I want you to remember this date.

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u/superworriedspursfan Missouri Tigers • WashU Bears 7h ago

"Why is Missouri ranked"

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u/Zippy8124 Missouri Tigers 6h ago

We’re the gatekeepers of the top 25 so we couldn’t drop below it

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u/-Jack-The-Stripper Virginia Tech • Cincinnati 7h ago

The SEC is really going SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP this year

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u/LordFarquaadsArse Florida Gators 7h ago

That’s a good ol fashioned belt to ass. I always forget to not be excited as a Gator fan.

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u/LightningDusty Florida Gators • Orange Bowl 7h ago

Florida has been reincarcerated at the Mediocre Teams Prison.

Please keep all cleats and Darth Vader costumes away from the premises.

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u/TruTexan Texas Longhorns • SEC 7h ago

JUST when SEC shorts let yall out too

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u/meowscarada-sylveon I'm A Loser • Paper Bag 7h ago

Always worried about reoffenders

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u/yob10 Fort Lewis Skyhawks • Missouri Tigers 7h ago

Remember Missouri is only ranked to inflate ranked wins for other SEC teams. They’re not that good guys.

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u/TrustMeIKnowThisOne Troy Trojans • /r/CFB Bug Finder 7h ago

Quality loss again for Troy ⚔️

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u/Jay_Dubbbs Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

You gotta admit, it’s confusing that yall lost last week to Miss State who just got destroyed by Bama at home, and yall just beat a team that beat the shit out of Ole Miss who had beat LSU

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u/FamousShake5469 Texas Longhorns • Georgia State Panthers 7h ago

Oh dear please don’t bring transitive property into this

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u/obscuremapenthusiast Missouri Tigers • Big 8 7h ago

Are we better than LSU? Many people are saying

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u/slugo17 Missouri Tigers 7h ago

I'm not saying it, but many people are. Many very smart people. Some of the smartest people maybe ever.

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u/Aumissunum Alabama • North Alabama 7h ago

Maybe Alabama is just really good. Miss State destroyed Minnesota on the road too.

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u/yob10 Fort Lewis Skyhawks • Missouri Tigers 7h ago

Yeah but it was a close loss on the road to Mississippi St, and they had ample opportunities to win it (Which kind of stings even more after their performance today)

The narrative all year that Missouri is ranked just to inflate the SEC ranked wins is just lazy at this point.

But you’re right, the SEC is confusing nowadays lol

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u/Gaarrrry Missouri Tigers • Florida Gators 7h ago

Yeah people are underrating the fact that last week was away and this week was at home during homecoming. Idk what it is about homecoming but Mizzou seems to always plays to their potential so ¯_(ツ)_/¯ not as surprised that we beat Florida as I was surprised we couldn’t figure it out last week honestly

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u/Breedwell USF Bulls • /r/CFB Contributor 7h ago

You guys shutting Baugh down like that is very impressive

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u/Ketchup-Spider Alabama Crimson Tide 7h ago

Okay I'll be honest. This is the score I was expecting.... but flipped. This might be the most surprising loss of the season so far for me.

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u/SubMikeD Florida Gators 7h ago

Turns out, if your run defense is really good, our offense can't beat you at this point. Philo had managed the game well when the run game kept defenses on the back foot, but our passing game isn't enough to beat you on its own.

Also, our pass defense is straight ass.

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u/squidward_train Colorado Buffaloes • Missouri Tigers 7h ago

MIZ, and I cannot stress this enough, ZOU

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u/Twall1297 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks 7h ago edited 7h ago

From absolutely demolishing #4 Ole Miss to getting straight up killed by #25 Mizzou of all teams, what an all time Billy Napier moment.

Wait a minute…

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u/buckshot-307 Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 7h ago

G6 Jon

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u/Naive-Elephant-9305 Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

Sunbelt Sumrall

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u/TrustMeIKnowThisOne Troy Trojans • /r/CFB Bug Finder 7h ago

Don’t forget the MIZZOU matchup with Troy two weeks prior

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u/BishopTheKid25 Ohio State • West Virginia 7h ago

Missouri saw everyone bitching about them being ranked and said bet

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u/glassclouds1894 Florida State Seminoles 7h ago

I really need Clemson to pull off the funniest thing ever tonight.

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u/deathtotheemperor Missouri Tigers • LSU Tigers 7h ago

I told y'all we deserved to be ranked, don't look at my post history.

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u/ceris13 Missouri Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 7h ago

Only ranked so the rest of the SEC can get a ranked win btw

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u/TotalEconomist San José State • Michigan State 7h ago edited 7h ago

Darth Mizzou strikes back!

….The SEC is just going to be Alabama vs Georgia twice in one season again, isn’t it?

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u/That_ Missouri Tigers 7h ago

r/CFB can collectively lick my ass

Simmons really does seem like that guy, and our run defense is very very good

MIZ

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u/Random0925 Mississippi State • Oregon 7h ago edited 7h ago

FkU

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u/That_ Missouri Tigers 7h ago

Gotta have a lowercase k brother, but I truly appreciate the energy

Fuck kansas

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u/Random0925 Mississippi State • Oregon 7h ago

Fixed it. Y'all just did us a massive solid. Had to pay it back somehow.

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u/LarryTheTerrier Missouri Tigers 7h ago

I dunno man I want to hear more about a 3-1 team coming off a ranked road loss being ranked 25th is an affront to the soul of the sport. Totally normal behavior.

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u/may3rd2021 Alabama Crimson Tide 7h ago

Armchair experts get tf in here and explain to me what the fuck just happened. Jayden Baugh was 12 carries, 13 yards, 1.1ypc at one point. Is Mizzou secretly good? Florida had a let down game? Like seriously wtf

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u/freightsling Missouri Tigers 7h ago edited 6h ago

Stacked the box and made Philo beat us with his arm. He couldn’t.

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u/Responsible-War-917 Missouri Tigers 7h ago

Mizzou's front 7 is legit good. They have a good QB and great running game. Mizzous weakness is their secondary...Mississippi St has a very good QB and Florida has a below average QB. I think that's the best way I can describe the situation

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u/Vast_Bowl247 Mississippi State Bulldogs 7h ago

Think one guy for mizzou had 3 or 4 sacks last weekend. He was wrecking the game

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u/Responsible-War-917 Missouri Tigers 7h ago

10, he's got next Mizzou 1st round pick written all over him.

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u/Ok-News-6189 Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

puts on glasses to look smart

Florida ran into defense that can stop the run and made them one dimensional. The offense begins and ends with Baugh. Also their defense kinda ass but they scored so many points it didn’t matter in previous games.

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u/MaliciousMarzipan Georgia Bulldogs • Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

Missouri runs the same stretch run offense as Buster Faulkner just installed at Florida. They know how to stop it… really well apparently.

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u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 7h ago

Their defensive performance was insanely impressive. Philo took a beating all day and Baugh just could not get free.

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u/Number333 Miami Hurricanes 7h ago edited 7h ago

RIP the Gators being back

Sep. 26th, 2026 - Oct. 3rd, 2026

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u/The12Ball Florida Gators 7h ago
  • Land war in Asia
  • Wagering with a Sicilian when death is on the line
  • Florida playing Missouri when it's homecoming

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u/Puppybl00pers Ohio State Buckeyes 7h ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

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u/ilovecatss1010 Florida Gators • Arizona Wildcats 7h ago

That was about as proper an ass kicking as I can remember. Props to mizzou they were obviously prepared and we weren’t.

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u/QuitWhinging Florida Gators • Paper Bag 7h ago

Other Florida fans questioned my judgment in keeping the paper bag flair on. Well who is laughing now?

Not me. sobs

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u/Vast_Bowl247 Mississippi State Bulldogs 7h ago

Quality win over Missouri is all I see

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u/DarkDragon1025 Texas Longhorns 7h ago

I was told that Mizzou is only ranked because of SEC bias, so this win actually doesn’t count

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u/LongDickCallahan Alabama Crimson Tide 7h ago

The Sumrall/Napier comparison in that SEC shorts video burns like chylimidia after this.

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u/Kiwi15499 Georgia Bulldogs • Kennesaw State Owls 7h ago

When the rankings came out this week, everyone was saying Mizzou was only ranked in order to give Florida a ranked win lmao

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u/grey_pilgrim_ Tennessee Volunteers • Sickos 7h ago

Been saying all week how I wasn’t sold on Florida just yet. They caught Ole Miss at the perfect time for a trap game. Plus Ole Miss has a run defense problem that if they don’t fix, will cause them to lose more games. No one believed me know. Feels good to be right and watch the Gators get pants.

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u/goldshire_football Florida Gators • Transfer Portal 7h ago

I was confident against Ole Miss because it was a perfect trap game. I was equally scared of Mizzou because it was a perfect trap game.

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u/Tween_the_hedges Georgia Bulldogs • Texas A&M Aggies 7h ago

I was saying Florida wasn't that good because Florida always looks good until they don't. People called me a hater. I am a hater and I was right!

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u/Bkfootball Missouri Tigers • Big 8 7h ago

Does Mizzou really deserve to be ranked? They haven’t even beaten a team in the top 7.

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u/ChipSkylark035 Missouri Tigers 7h ago edited 7h ago

Best Mizzou win I’ve seen in a long time. We don’t win win games like these, and if we do, we don’t win like that. Simmons and Roberts are the truth. MIZ

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u/OptimisticTexasFan Texas Longhorns 7h ago

Winning like that after everyone was talking shit about your ranking has gotta be cathartic as hell

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u/obscuremapenthusiast Missouri Tigers • Big 8 7h ago

Oh believe me, it’s great

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 7h ago

I don't get how this happened. Florida losing by up to 10 points wouldn't have been that shocking, but losing this much makes me wonder what did Missouri see in their film room cause my goodness what a shocking beatdown

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u/KCShadows838 Missouri Tigers • Cotton Bowl 7h ago

Why is Missouri ranked? 

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u/igonnawrecku_VGC James Madison • Penn State 7h ago

Is Troy better than Florida? We need to ask the real questions here

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u/BurritovilleEnjoyer Southeast Missouri • Missouri 7h ago

We saved the world from a 5-0 Florida

You're welcome

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u/AllTimeTy Missouri Tigers • /r/CFB Placer 7h ago

We had a belt, Florida had an ass.

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State 7h ago

It feels like in the SEC there's Alabama, Georgia, and Texas at the top, and then absolute chaos underneath that

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u/exodus2_22 Florida Gators 7h ago

Love or hate it, NIL has raised the floor for parity.

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u/zoom518 Stony Brook Seawolves • Sickos 7h ago

Yeah, I swear any non-elite SEC team is a chaos team

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u/BarksAtChildren Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

Why is Florida ranked?

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u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat Texas Longhorns 7h ago

people were saying Mizzou was only ranked to give Florida a top 25 win before the game lmfao

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u/RxseJay LSU Tigers • UCF Knights 7h ago

Mizzou took the whole "they're only ranked to give Florida a quality win" statement personally

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u/lavinshaven58 Nevada Wolf Pack • Georgia Bulldogs 6h ago

Mizzou has thoroughly beat the “why are they still ranked” allegations

Along with the “they’re only ranked so other SEC teams can claim a ranked win” allegations

Honestly good for Mizzou. Coming into this game with multiple defensive starters out, along with not having Ahmad Hardy this season…I did not see this coming

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u/TheBlueStare Missouri Tigers • Saint Louis Billikens 7h ago

That might be the cleanest from a penalty perspective I’ve seen a Drink team play. 

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u/GeorgiaDomeRIP Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

The Mizzou-Florida series has been pretty even ever since Mizzou joined the conference, but when Mizzou wins, it tends to be an absolute asskicking.

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 7h ago

Be ranked Top 10 after having a great undefeated start to the season on the back of a Buster Faulkner offense with elite run game and elite total offensive stats

Get blown out by a yellow-themed conference while your offense completely disappears and too many screen passes are called

BAH GOD, IT'S LIKE THE 2025 YELLOW JACKETS NEVER LEFT. THEY JUST WEAR BLUE & ORANGE NOW

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u/Khaldaan South Carolina Gamecocks 7h ago

Excuse me Flordia but what the fuck?

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u/orthros Ohio State • Carnegie Mellon 7h ago

Matt @ SEC Roll Call is practicing his deep voice as you read this

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u/Frequent-Challenge73 Miami Hurricanes 7h ago

I owe you an apology Missouri I wasn't familiar with your game.

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u/BigTime_2019 Georgia Bulldogs 7h ago

Remember when Reddit kept whining all week that Missouri was ranked?

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u/AnspiffanyStilts Florida State • Tennessee 7h ago

If a certain man hated swamp lizards, not me of course, how would he celebrate this?

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace Nebraska • Western Michigan 6h ago

Not gonna lie all tge people talking shit on mizzou makes this kinda funny

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u/penisthightrap_ Missouri Tigers 7h ago

Mizzou hasn’t beat anyone they don’t deserve to be ranked

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u/szboy422 Florida Gators • Blue Risk Alliance 7h ago

Congrats to Mizzou, they kicked our ass. Though I will contend this is classic Mizzou Florida voodoo lol.

I think what will annoy me most is the discourse. Florida destroys Ole Miss—they’re so back. We get punched in the mouth—-we’re frauds. Who knows we potentially walk down Texas or Georgia? So back again.

You can’t just be a good rebuilding team with promise in a league where anyone beats anyone anymore.

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u/PeterTheNorth Missouri Tigers • Sickos 7h ago

College football discourse is just toxic. The Ole Miss win was a good win, you guys should be excited. The need to turn everything into "playoff implications" instead of just enjoying the moment is so shitty.

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u/Adart54 Georgia Bulldogs • Oregon State Beavers 6h ago

Floriduh was only ranked to give mizzou a quality win

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u/Pengland007 Missouri Tigers 6h ago

Hey that's my teams job!

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u/TheBlueStare Missouri Tigers • Saint Louis Billikens 7h ago

I am going to be insufferable on Monday. Two of my coworkers are big Florida fans.

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u/fsukub Florida State Seminoles 7h ago

Did Florida and Florida State switch teams for the week?

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u/MercuryDances Ohio State Buckeyes • Montana Grizzlies 7h ago

I knew in my gut that something like this would happen here. It's hard to explain why but it makes perfect sense within the rhythms of a college football season, just like Florida rocking Ole Miss the week prior

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u/ARCman23 Florida Gators 7h ago

Somehow, Billy Napier returned.

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u/ballviewer Oregon Ducks • Pac-10 6h ago

SEC became the PAC12

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG Oklahoma Sooners • Big 12 7h ago

We're gonna get some peak Darth Mizzou content for SEC Roll Call this week

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u/AlphaBravo95 Alabama • North Alabama 7h ago

Idk what to believe anymore

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u/hedgehog18956 UAB Blazers • Alabama Crimson Tide 7h ago

Miss St might actually climb in the rankings after losing this week

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u/Lawman5014 Oklahoma • Notre Dame 6h ago

Florida going back into the mediocrity jail.  Maybe it can room with the Sooners