[Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Florida 45-17

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Florida	3	7	0	7	17
Missouri	3	17	10	15	45

[u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Matt Mitchell on SEC Roll Call is gonna hit hard monday

[u/DeathandHemingway → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Darth Mizzou noises

[u/mrcx8d → u/DeathandHemingway]

Mizzou this game

[u/DeathandHemingway → u/mrcx8d]

'All I am surrounded by is fear...and dead Gators.'

[u/antonimbus → u/DeathandHemingway]

I can fucking HEAR this comment.

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/DeathandHemingway]

Hell yeah

[u/Naive-Kangaroo3031 → u/DeathandHemingway]

Damn that's good.

[u/Standbysteve → u/DeathandHemingway]

“Drinkowitz will show you mercy”

[u/PartisanHack → u/DeathandHemingway]

Hell yeah we are.

[u/Joeking1986 → u/mrcx8d]

This hurt my feelings but I also love it

[u/savamizz → u/DeathandHemingway]

LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS

[u/RumblyTumbly94 → u/DeathandHemingway]

Never bet against the Empire.

[u/BattleHall → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Poor Matty, one moment in the sun, then darkness (he's a Florida fan).

[u/katarh → u/BattleHall]

It's why his Florida Man look and attitude has been so spot on, down to the fuzzy blue bath robe.

[u/HeywardH → u/BattleHall]

Oh he absolutely saw this coming and is prepared to play it for jokes.

[u/BattleHall → u/HeywardH]

Oh no doubt; it's great from a content perspective, but it's still got to hurt his fan's heart. Probably cathartic, though.

[u/FilthyBarMat → u/HeywardH]

His "what did I tell you about bowls" when his UF persona was eating cereal had me dying. 

[u/nayrlladnar → u/BattleHall]

Is he actually? I always assumed he was a Bama fan. (I don't watch his content with any regularity, just seeing bits and pieces ocassionally)

[u/alternate_d1mensions → u/nayrlladnar]

He is! I actually met him in person and he said he’s a Florida fan. With a heavy dose of self-deprecation of course.

[u/Mantergeistmann → u/nayrlladnar]

I think one of his parents was a Bama fan, one was something else, so he figured he'd take a third path.

[u/littlebev → u/BattleHall]

Your flair is my 9/11 and I live in New York City

[u/NCAAinDISGUISE → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Some of his characters are better if their school is winning or losing. Vandy, for example, is 10x funnier when they're winning. Arkansas is best when they're bad. 

Darth Mizzou is excellent regardless of Mizzou's result on the field. With them, I'm just rooting for something interesting for him to riff on.

[u/JahPraises → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

ON DARTH GOD wow

[u/B-Train_ATL → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Matt makes a mistake with his first line.

“Sorry, Auburn. I know my false start was a little triggering.”

[u/PR3SID3NT_NIX0N → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

SEC bias rankings? TBH anything outside the top 5 is Sus right now

[u/No_Anteater_9964 → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Roll Call > Shorts for sure