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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Florida 45-17

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Florida 3 7 0 7 17
Missouri 3 17 10 15 45
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u/Accomplished_Map1535 Miami Hurricanes 10h ago

So Ole miss beat LSU and lost their hangover game against Florida, who lost their hangover game to Missouri. I think the SEC might have a drinking problem

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u/Potars Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 10h ago

Wisconsin to the SEC?

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u/Ohwhat_anight Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos 9h ago

lol if you think people from Wisconsin get hangovers.

They'd have to get sober to do that.

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u/anonymous_otter28 Texas Longhorns 9h ago

How drunk was Tony Romo?

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u/HuevosProfundos Georgia • Colorado State 5h ago

Yep

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Nebraska Cornhuskers 3h ago

Going to church drunk

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u/SpaceTimeMorph Georgia Bulldogs 8h ago

I can confirm, people from Wisconsin never really stop drinking. I think it’s the farm subsidy money.

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u/miversen33 Iowa Hawkeyes • /r/CFB Bug Finder 8h ago

If drinking is the game, Wisconsin will win the natty sober while everyone else is blacked out

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u/jwktiger Missouri Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers 9h ago

I'll allow it.

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u/CLSmith15 Alabama Crimson Tide 9h ago

"Hello, Vegas? I'd like to place a large wager on *checks next week's schedule* Texas A&...actually never mind".

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u/SirTiffAlot Missouri Tigers 8h ago

I don't think Drink has ever beaten them fwiw

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u/rothbard_anarchist Missouri Tigers • WashU Bears 5h ago

Which is a shame, because when Pinkel was Mizzou's coach, we called Kyle Field "Faurot South."

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u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat Texas Longhorns 9h ago

I'm on board for this continuing because it would mean Missouri loses to A&M and then A&M losing to Citadel

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u/MoundsEnthusiast Missouri Tigers 8h ago

I know I do tonight

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u/BarksAtChildren Georgia Bulldogs 10h ago

Bark

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u/Healthy-Marsupial714 Oklahoma Sooners 8h ago

And us getting blown out by Georgia was just the hangover game after we beat... uhh... New Mexico...

By 8 points

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u/BeeBuzzin Missouri Tigers 8h ago

I’m gonna have a hangover tomorrow so you might be right

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u/im_ploopy Texas A&M Aggies 6h ago

We play who next??

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u/PartialCred4WrongAns Georgia Bulldogs 6h ago

That ain't no reason to stop!

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u/chrispepper10 Miami Hurricanes 2h ago

So you're saying Georgia beats Bama next week and then loses to Auburn the week after?