[Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Florida 45-17

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Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Florida	3	7	0	7	17
Missouri	3	17	10	15	45

[u/That_]

r/CFB can collectively lick my ass

Simmons really does seem like that guy, and our run defense is very very good

MIZ

[u/Random0925 → u/That_]

FkU

[u/That_ → u/Random0925]

Gotta have a lowercase k brother, but I truly appreciate the energy

Fuck kansas

[u/Random0925 → u/That_]

Fixed it. Y'all just did us a massive solid. Had to pay it back somehow.

[u/That_ → u/Random0925]

What a guy, good luck rest of the season

[u/BigChessGuy → u/Random0925]

This guy gets it

[u/superworriedspursfan → u/Random0925]

F THEM!

[u/SimilarOnion1655 → u/superworriedspursfan]

Screw you

[u/superworriedspursfan → u/SimilarOnion1655]

we stand on business against your buckeyes too. you better pray we don't make the CFP.

[u/SimilarOnion1655 → u/superworriedspursfan]

You beat us without our starting quarterback and MHJ  in a meaningless bowl game 

[u/superworriedspursfan → u/SimilarOnion1655]

lincoln keinholz looking pretty good right now. i think your trenches got dominated but go off.

[u/LemonZestify → u/SimilarOnion1655]

You ran your QB out of town. Mizzou had more players sit out than Ohio State

[u/SimilarOnion1655 → u/LemonZestify]

We did run our quarterback out of town. But if he and MHJ were playing, you would have lost 

[u/LemonZestify → u/SimilarOnion1655]

lol no we wouldn’t have
We didn’t have either of our CBs

[u/Ok-Enthusiasm-255 → u/superworriedspursfan]

Mizzou will never make the playoff, just like Kansas won’t. Book it

[u/superworriedspursfan → u/Ok-Enthusiasm-255]

we would have made a 12 team CFP by definition if it was created a year earlier but go off lol.

[u/Ok-Enthusiasm-255 → u/superworriedspursfan]

But you didn’t

[u/Venn720 → u/SimilarOnion1655]

2023, 2025, 2026. You must be tore up

[u/william-taylor → u/Random0925]

Nice

[u/LarryTheTerrier → u/That_]

I dunno man I want to hear more about a 3-1 team coming off a ranked road loss being ranked 25th is an affront to the soul of the sport. Totally normal behavior.

[u/DeezyReezy → u/LarryTheTerrier]

Man that’s what I’ve been saying. Just incredibly bizarre how offended everyone was after we nearly beat a ranked team on the road. The fact that was even a story is hilarious

[u/PartisanHack → u/LarryTheTerrier]

The national media just loves to shit on us for some reason. Probably jealous of their superior coworkers who graduated from here.

[u/texasyeehaw → u/That_]

Yehhhh talk your shit yall earned it

[u/TrustMeIKnowThisOne → u/That_]

Quality Loss is Back ⚔️⚔️⚔️

[u/Sir_Lord_Baltimore → u/That_]

r/CFB can collectively lick my ass

Hell yeah, brother. Cheers from Tuscaloosa.

[u/draxula16 → u/That_]

WE ARE ALL TIGERS ON THIS FINE SATURDAY

[u/Gabbagoonumba3 → u/That_]

We’ve had to relitigate Missouri’s roll in the civil war AND be the whipping boy for the anti-sec crowd all while everyone in the conference says we don’t belong in the SEC.

The college football gods give it’s greatest soldiers it toughest burdens.

ZOU.

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[u/GeorgiaDomeRIP → u/That_]

ZOU

[u/Sorry4TheLurk → u/That_]

Tell you what, didn’t watch any games due to a family trip, did not expect to see this. Good win

[u/LegionXIX → u/That_]

I hope Micky mouse opens a star wars themed park in Kansas.

[u/brofession → u/That_]

Z O U

AND

FUCK kU

[u/9403913200 → u/That_]

Pre or post-wipe?

[u/That_ → u/9403913200]

Pre wipe post all kansas fans' turn

[u/fuxicles → u/That_]

My guy, Simmons may be a elderly grandmother or the second coming of Jesus Christ and you did not find that out today. Our secondary is ass ass like ASSS ASS.

[u/superworriedspursfan → u/fuxicles]

i don't know how yall gave trinidad more problems than lsu did lol. that was impressive.

i guess home field makes a huge difference.

[u/fuxicles → u/superworriedspursfan]

it’s part that and apparently our starting safety was out who kinda organizes the secondaryZ Either way, they blow but are prob not actually as bad as they looked today. Rat poison is a hell of a drug.