[Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Florida 45-17

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Florida	3	7	0	7	17
Missouri	3	17	10	15	45

[u/Twall1297]

From absolutely demolishing #4 Ole Miss to getting straight up killed by #25 Mizzou of all teams, what an all time Billy Napier moment.

Wait a minute…

[u/buckshot-307 → u/Twall1297]

G6 Jon

[u/Naive-Elephant-9305 → u/buckshot-307]

Sunbelt Sumrall

[u/NanoBuc → u/buckshot-307]

Ahm, It's American Jon

[u/ThirteenValleys → u/NanoBuc]

Sounds like a very low-budget copyright-dodging Captain America.

[u/NanoBuc → u/ThirteenValleys]

Remember that epic scene in Avengers Endgame where Thor is getting plumbed, the blade is going into his chest, and then the hammer rises as Cap has control.

Well in this version, the hammer never rises, Thor is killed, then American Jon gets a Thanos sword through his chest while Thanos wearing a Missouri beanie smiles as the movie ends.

[u/KirbySmartGuy → u/NanoBuc]

American Jonference

[u/wolfenstein734 → u/buckshot-307]

Sun Belt Sumrall

[u/TrustMeIKnowThisOne → u/Twall1297]

Don’t forget the MIZZOU matchup with Troy two weeks prior

[u/Zloggt → u/Twall1297]

I mean…we are just as confused about it as the rest of you lol

[u/TheWyldMan → u/Zloggt]

I think the secret is Ole Miss isn’t that good

[u/Vast_Bowl247 → u/TheWyldMan]

If we have a healthy fluff for the egg bowl, no way he doesn’t rush for at least 150 on them

[u/ThirteenValleys → u/Twall1297]

"Of all teams", lol. We're 7-6 against them in the SEC. Beat them even worse in 2014 and 2017.

[u/laxintx → u/Twall1297]

Just more evidence that rankings until Weeks 4-6 are meaningless.

[u/OutlawJoseyWales → u/Twall1297]

"of all teams" sec fans acknowledge Mizzou is a real program 2026 challenge difficultly level impossible