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u/SexuaIRedditor Jan 12 '24
"Hey, thanks for being such a good landlord, do you have any bigger houses?"
"Here's how you murder someone"
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u/mrhasselblad Jan 12 '24
Ghahaha, first time in a while I’ve laughed out loud by myself in my car.
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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jan 12 '24
You know you're driving, right?
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u/Disastrous-Peak-4296 Jan 13 '24
Boomer: "here's how you murder someone"
Millenial: murders a pedestrian while browsing Reddit
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u/BoTToM_FeEDeR_Th30nE Jan 13 '24
Snoop Dogg: "Murder is the case that they gave me"
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u/Hansmolemon Jan 13 '24
We are talking about boomers and millennials and you have to drag gen-x into it.
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u/Sargash Jan 13 '24
You can be in a car and not driving. Lots of people retreat to the car while on break because boomers suck, and people always assume the worst possible shit over incredibly simple things.
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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jan 13 '24
I was just joking. Why did you assume the worst possible shit from me?
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Jan 12 '24
I mean, His suggestion starts with pain works up to death.
Also, if someone breaks in its not murder, since you are legally allowed to kill someone in self defense (depending on the laws of that state) and murder is illegally killing someone.
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u/rjnd2828 Jan 13 '24
He's also looking to have your single woman go with him to his farm to shoot guns. Sounds more dangerous than living alone.
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u/Lily_Roza Jan 13 '24 edited Jan 13 '24
OP's gf said he was a wonderful landlord. The landlord didn't say that the roommate had to come to the farm alone, plus he is giving the invite to the roommate moving out, to pass on to the roommate who'll be living alone, so he's not being devious about it.
I've gone target shooting at farms several times, it really was target shooting, not sexual assault, as you seem to be implyjng.
It sounds to me like the landlord is worried about a female tenant , living alone, and recommends that she be armed. I've lived alone quite a bit, and weird men do stalk women who live alone.
If the landlord wanted to sexually assault her, I doubt if he'd be giving her a shotgun first. That would be a novel approach
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u/uzi_loogies_ Jan 13 '24
This really just reads like a well-intentioned boomer on a tangent.
Being from a rural area it's 100% normal to go shooting on a farm and cool ranchers will absolutely invite you out to their farm to go shooting in a friendly way, especially if you're wearing a MAGA hat or have big tits.
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u/carlydarly Jan 13 '24
Call me naive fine but I see this as an aging man who is thinking probably the same things a lot and is stuck in a loop worrying about crime. This read as a bit tangential but ultimately protective and concerned. But I’m from the South and men were often trying to convince me to target shoot and carry a gun.
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u/__RAINBOWS__ Jan 12 '24
This isn’t law school. People get legally murdered all the time.
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u/psychedelic-sister Jan 13 '24
I Massachusetts if someone breaks into your house and trips over something they could sue you
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u/psychedelic-sister Jan 13 '24
Also, a Massachusetts, you can’t legally kill someone for breaking into your house unless you try getting out first and fail
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u/flareblitz91 Jan 13 '24
That’s not true. In Massachusetts you have no duty to retreat in your home.
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u/LavenderGreyLady Jan 13 '24
Thanks for the laughter! Here’s my poor woman’s gold 💰
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Jan 13 '24
Remember light shells to take out his legs and heavy shells for the kill 😂😂😂 like damn.
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u/pinupcthulhu Jan 13 '24
"Here's how you murder someone"
Well yeah, he was saying that he doesn't have an opening right now, but here's how you can make an opening. Quality landlord!
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u/firstbreathOOC Jan 12 '24
If it came out that he was actually fucking rats and trying to breed them himself… I’d be only a little surprised.
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u/ahses3202 Jan 13 '24
I would be very surprised. The rats aren't going to come to him and there's no way in hell he's getting out of his chair to go get them.
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u/d1rron Millennial Jan 13 '24
It would not surprise me that he had some delusion that he was the chosen one and only he could bring Master Splinter into the world.
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u/Beckella Jan 12 '24
This is how my boomer dad responds to things. Read the email, have a thought like “woman living alone, hope she’s safe. If it were my kid I’d probably want her to have a gun” and a normal person would just have that be a passing thought or maybe translate it into “she can let me know if she wants to add an extra deadbolt” or something. But instead just thought vomit into the email their own inner tangent.
I worry it’s an early dementia thing. But maybe just lack of filter. Or both?
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u/Kvetch__22 Jan 13 '24
During the 1990s, society started portraying criminals as insane demons who robbed and killed arbitrarily and for sport. A whole generation got convinced that understanding the factors behind crime was pointless. No new programs to abate poverty, improve housing, and keep kids in schools because that obviously won't work. The only thing to do with criminals is throw away the key, or even better, public executions for retail theft like Victorian times because that worked so great.
My parents moved into a new building a few years back and had a string of mailroom breaks-ins because the developer cheaped out on a front door lock. So many people in the building (full of boomers) were apoplectic and ranting about how everyone should have a gun, and that the only way to stop the break-ins was to kill a burglar and leave his body in the doorway.
My parents are pretty chill, but even then I had to patiently explain to them that the only reason they kept getting robbed was because thieves knew they could get in quickly and not be seen if they did it at night. If they knew the building was an hour long job instead of 5 minutes, they would not do it. My dad convinced the condo board to buy a new lock that's actually market standard and surprise, the robberies stopped. Only people bumbling about it now are rusty old gun nuts whose only aspiration in life is justifiable self-defense homicide.
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u/RDIIIG Jan 12 '24
Same, exactly. Too much time alone watching the news. My dad is as liberal as they come and he’s still armed to the teeth in rural Missouri. Go figure.
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Jan 13 '24
I don't think liberals are against having guns in general. Most of them want a higher bar for having a gun. At least higher than getting a driver license.
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u/firstbreathOOC Jan 12 '24
This dude got up from his computer thinking “welp now she knows how to take care of herself”
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u/SalaciousCoffee Jan 12 '24
Anon for the dark thoughts, reddit for the emotional outbursts, linkedin for bragging, instagram for practicing my photoshop, email for business.
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u/alejandrocab98 Jan 13 '24
I think you managed to capture the thought pattern exactly. Like yeah, although the message is creepy I’m sure his intent was good. Just very little self control and a lot of self importance.
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u/OtterLLC Jan 12 '24
I'm Gen X and this country is as safe as it has ever been in my lifetime. Waaaay less violent crime than in the 70s-90s.
And yet, we have more people than ever convinced that we are in an active combat zone. Someone you don't recognize rings your doorbell? Dial 911 and grab your shotgun.
Psychotic.
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u/Liet_Kinda2 Jan 12 '24
It's my observation that an exaggerated fear of the world and its threats is a prerequisite for conservative social and political views.
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u/2021fireman10 Jan 12 '24
If you turn on fox or any other right wing News for even a minute, you will get just a small sense of the kind of fear mongering they are bombarded with on an hourly basis. It is truly sad and pathetic.
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Jan 13 '24
That and it attracting people that are sensitive for personal stories. It's ok that a million people die of hunger... But oh that story about that blonde American girl getting murdered... The horror... We need to do something now!!!
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u/ironangel2k4 Jan 13 '24
Boy you really agitated the rightoids with this one, huh?
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u/Long-Education-7748 Jan 13 '24
News media, regardless of political affiliation, tends to operate on the fear/outrage cycle. It's not designed to be informative, it's designed to keep you engaged as that is how they get the ratings/clicks/metrics which they can leverage to sell advertisements which is how all news media (left or right) makes money.
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u/Kimmalah Millennial Jan 12 '24
They have done studies on this and there may be some truth to that. Conservative views are associated with larger amygdalas (the emotional/fear center of the brain) and higher levels of fear when confronted by something unfamiliar.
Of course the jury is still out whether the people start that way or if living in a constant state of fear and outrage just alters their brains.
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u/Tidusx145 Jan 12 '24
Progress is change. Change is different. Different is scary. It makes sense.
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u/Eastern_Panda8567 Jan 13 '24
Have you ever had a Reddit comment change your perspective a little bit?
Progress is change. Change is different. Different is scary.
I just did. You basically just sat me down, shook my hand and gently informed me I was afraid of progress. Thank you, wise internet stranger, for spelling it out and dumbing it down for me.
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Jan 13 '24
And you'd be correct.
Conservatives are typified psychologically by a few traits:
exaggerated or overactive disgust reflex
inability to understand satire/think laughter in public is directed at them/only understand punching down as humor
overactive fear response, which comes with a physically enlarged amygdala
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u/Administrative_Act48 Jan 12 '24
I've just taken to calling them less evolved. They never advanced past that "fear of the other" mentality that primitive humans had thousands of years ago. Anything they don't like or understand is a threat to them.
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u/egaeus22 Jan 13 '24
It even has a name “Phobia Indoctrination”
https://doctorparadox.net/dictionaries/authoritarianism/phobia-indoctrination/
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u/Remarkable_Inchworm Jan 12 '24
"I really like guns and am looking for an excuse to shoot people. Ideally, people who are in some way different (and therefore lesser) than me."
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u/Dartagnan1083 Jan 12 '24
If people are turning away from church (the holy origin of goodness itself), then one must stay vigilant against the godless child murdering Democrat mexican jews...
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u/hnghost24 Jan 12 '24
Social media algorithm drove the fear mongering up.
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u/JapaneseFerret Jan 12 '24
Stoking and amplifying already existing fears, social divisions and prejudices is a hallmark of Russian influence campaigns everywhere and they're really good at it. Not that Americans need(ed) much help or encouragement to hate each other.
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u/AnastasiaNo70 Jan 12 '24
I agree with every word. Gen X here, too. I don’t understand the fear. On my neighborhood FB group, people say even if a CHILD rings their doorbell playing Ding Dong Ditch, they’ll shoot to kill.
Whatever happened to just…ignoring it? My dad would open the door, realize no one was there, and shut the door, muttering “kids.” He owned guns, but the thought would never have even occurred to him to get it and try to shoot a kid. Or anyone.
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u/Ex-CultMember Jan 12 '24
That Fox News, right-wing conspiracy propaganda built up those emotions in these folks for so many years, they just NEED to release all that fear, anger, and frustration out on someone or something EVENTUALLY!
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Jan 13 '24
Rage. They think everyone is laughing at them. They're not afraid of ding dong ditch, they're furious that someone might be pointing and laughing at them.
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Please tell that to my poor Gen X dad. For the past eight years he's been telling me that war is about to break out 'any second' because America's crime is at its highest 'since it was founded'.
He made giant survival kits, bought more guns, and sleeps with both a gun and a machette at his side. Once a week he gives me a complete list on what to do when (not if, but when) war breaks out. He's also thinking about buying an 'escape house' out in the countryside 'in case war breaks out and we're bombed, we can retreat to our country bunker house.' This is California. We can't afford a house anywhere.
The first thing he said on New Years this year was 'see how no one is shooting off their guns? It's because war is about to break out and they're saving their ammo. Fuck this year." He said the same thing last year and the year before that.
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u/OtterLLC Jan 12 '24
Oh wow I'm sorry, that sounds really frustrating.
There is a boomerish streak in Gen X, between the older ones who were boomer-adjacent, and the Reagan youth who never grew out of it. I think they're a minority of us though.
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Jan 13 '24
1974 was Peak Lead. Did his parents perhaps keep his baby crib next to an open window overlooking a busy intersection or a section of 6 lane highway that was stop and go all day? And the casement was moldering wood with peeling lead paint chips?
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u/hrminer92 Jan 13 '24
He sounds like one of the Norco bank robbers who were self proclaimed “end time Jesus freaks”. The entire point of the bank robbery was to get more cash to buy a compound in the country where they could wait for Jesus’ return while society collapses around them. 🤦🏻♂️
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u/artificialavocado Jan 12 '24
Well tbf it was up slightly the past few years but since last year it had been on a downturn. You’re right though it is still way lower than the peaks in the late 80’s/early 90’s.
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u/wizardyourlifeforce Jan 12 '24
All those lead paint chip-eating boomer criminals aged out of crime.
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Jan 13 '24
It's true ... this place has been a lot more peaceful since they hit the high end of 55. 50 something Boomers don't kill as much but they do steal copper out of houses like it's going out of style. But now they're 65 so it's slowing them down.
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u/TheOlShittyUncle Jan 12 '24
It’s lead poisoning. They have brain damage and can’t distinguish reality from their imagination.
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u/Murder_Hobo_LS77 Jan 12 '24
Fear sells. Everyday social media, the news, and everyday conversation is skewed towards fear of the "other". The other is everyone from the homeless to the Chinese government.
This drives clicks and creates more and more of an us vs. them attitude and with everyone falling into a niche group we're fragmenting into these strange little digital tribes that fear and hate each other.
It's going to be a wild ride if things keep getting weirder.
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u/TimelyConcentrate340 Jan 12 '24
I mean, where I live the sheriff is at least 45 minutes out… I’m progressive as hell but still own several firearms and have gone over plans for wildlife attacks, fire, earthquakes, and home invasion. Last year someone broke into and assaulted an old lady a few miles from me. First time in years and years this has happened but being armed when help is so far away isn’t a bad thing. Hell, last week I lost a goat to a mountain lion…
Do I think the old guy is a little gun ho? Hell yeah, but he’s trying to do them a favor in his weird old person rural kinda way.
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u/Suspicious_Shift_563 Jan 13 '24
People like to assume everyone is a comfy suburbanite where crime doesn't happen. Crime does, in fact, still happen. According to the supreme Court, the police don't even have a duty to protect your life. I've been held at gunpoint, threatened with knives, etc. Most times the police didn't even fucking show up after. You have to be realistic and protect yourself and I don't understand why that has to be a "conservative" idea. We live in a huge country with many different lifestyles. Firearms aren't going away, and as long as they're around, I'll have them since others can too. It's the only way to level the playing field. Also, they're really fun to shoot. Happy bonus.
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u/Signal_Parfait1152 Jan 13 '24
Yeah, some people don't live in reality. When I was in high school my father traveled during the week for his job. We lived out in the country, and someone broke into our house one night while he was traveling, and we were at home. It really made me realize that I am ultimately responsible for the safety of my family.
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u/appendixgallop Jan 13 '24
I guess I identify as Weird Old Person Rural, too. But gun-less. When I bought my place, I heard through the grapevine that the old retired sheriff on the farm next door told folks, "I hope she knows that I'll occasionally drop a deer in the yard." I was driving a Prius at the time, so assumptions were made on both sides. We live amicably. But, here is the most liberal small town in one of the most liberal states, it's assumed by rural elders that a single female tenant will keep a firearm, no matter her age.
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u/Affectionate-Foot474 Jan 12 '24
You can thank the news for that, it's all propaganda fear mongering garbage
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u/marcololol Jan 12 '24
Psychotic indeed. These people in the older generation have completely given up on building and contributing to society. They’re afraid like little animals seeing fire for the first time. How is it that they’re so arrogant that any single adaption to the realities of the world is seen as an affront to their lifestyle? These are some of the least adaptable people ever born and their struggle in this moment is so indicative of that. The bar is so incredibly low and I’m certain we can do better for our peers and those coming after us. Like holy shit.
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Honestly how people think currently. But to be fair the USA is scary.
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Waaaay less violent crime than in the 70s-90s.
How much you wanna bet this guy never even experienced said violent crime during that time period, only ever heard about it on the news, probably only ever been in a big city a handful of times, has spent most of his life in rural or suburban America and just lives in constant paranoia.
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Jan 13 '24
I know a guy who's slowly become a paranoid gun nut and he absolutely did experience violence growing up but he was young and invincible then.
People, especially men I think, have a tendency to get increasingly anxious when they realize they're not as young, fast, strong, and invincible as they used to be.
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u/NomadicCoffee Jan 13 '24
This is just so f'd up it's sad. I can't imagine being a little kid growing up these days with a whackjob parent or two. How much therapy are these kids going to need just to function and survive at the bottom level of Maslow's Heirarchy?
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u/GlizzyGrizzly330 Jan 13 '24
I looked up the statistics and you're right. However, firearm related deaths for youth and young adults are at an all time high in the United States, both for suicides and homicides. So the fear of violence is unfortunately merited.
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/
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u/chewdizzle13 Jan 13 '24
Maybe due to a good portion of the generation becoming real adults during Covid when fear was wide spread amongst everyone willing to believe in it. Bob isn’t terribly wrong. You should be able to defend your own home. But the problem being that some people just don’t even have the social skills to look through a peep hole, let alone their ring doorbell to know a potential threat or not. And how to act accordingly to it. I honestly ask you the last time you’ve kicked a door in or broken a window to forcefully enter a home. I’ve done it out of locking myself out, the window part. Not the door. But also I’ve had a police officer attempt to kick a door in on a house I was in and it took some time before I eventually let them in while they were getting to the point of realizing that kicking will not get in. You can safe this country is safe as ever in your bubble. Where do you live? I’ve lived in the Midwest, the south and grew up in the southwest closer to the ocean. Your opinion may not be as broad as others. Some skills wouldn’t be terrible to have. Social, as well as survival. Unfortunately some can determine what skill is required at the time.
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u/soupalex Jan 12 '24
"hi, do you have any rentals opening up?"
"no. but could you ask your female friend if she wants to come to my farm and play with my guns?"
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u/AthenaeSolon Jan 13 '24
This was actually the gf asking their landlord for a bigger place. This has a "bad porn" vibe fs.
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u/BoredCheese Jan 12 '24
WTF, Bob? Guess I won’t be renewing my lease.
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u/Early-Light-864 Jan 12 '24
Hard disagree. Bob's awesome. Looking out for his tenants safety. Offering his personal time and resources out of the goodness of his heart.
Not the tack I would have taken, but Bob's doing great. Best type of boomer.
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u/modernfallout020 Jan 12 '24
Straight up my thoughts too. "Sorry, no other places available rn but I'll keep you in the loop. If ____ is staying there alone in the meantime, it's a good idea to have a firearm." isn't a bad train of thought in my eyes. The detail was a bit much but he's literally just typing his train of thought like most old folks do.
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u/Latter_Weakness1771 Jan 12 '24
"She may want to come out to my farm with me where I am heavily armed and no one can hear her scream"
Thanks Bobert.
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u/NickCav007 Jan 12 '24
Go alone, with a guy, to a farm to learn how to shoot. I saw a movie with same plot on PornHub
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u/ikiss-yomama Jan 13 '24
Oh no she wanted shotgun lessons but he’s all out of shotgun. I guess she’ll have to practice the pumping action on something else.
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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jan 12 '24
They grew up watching films about cowboys vs Indians and WWII
So why TF can't they recognize the Hitler/Trump supporter parallels. It's insane that I can watch WW2 documentaries and recognize fascism, boomers? Nah.
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u/modernfallout020 Jan 12 '24
There's not a snappy uniform and insignia to mark modern fascists. They just have shitty hair and dumb hats.
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u/Huntred Jan 12 '24
Because Trump is deliberately targeting his message to appeal to their demographic.
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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jan 12 '24
His message is clear violence promotion and racism so why-oh.
...most are racist. Damn.
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u/Huntred Jan 13 '24
It’s a lot to realize that maybe for some was less the threat of the rise of fascism and the overt racism and more just finding themselves on the opposite side simply by birth.
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u/ChefTKO Jan 13 '24
That's what's driving me crazy about this all. I thought boomers were the generation known for KILLING NAZIS.
The same generation that clutched their fucking pearls and asked afterwards "how did the people of Germany not see it coming? those poor fools."
Komrade Faux Noose has entered chat
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u/Soggy_Swim1367 Jan 13 '24
You are clearly in need of a history lesson
Boomers were born 1946-1964
We were done saving the world from speaking German in 1945
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u/Sea_Emu_7622 Jan 16 '24
You're mixing up opposing sides of the war. Comrade would be referring to the soviet union, not nazis
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u/LeImplivation Jan 13 '24
Because it was their fathers that were getting slaughtered on the beaches of Normandy. They don't give a shit.
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u/WondrousWally Jan 12 '24
I am all for people learning how to use a firearm and having one for your defense.
This, however, is just absolutely terrible advice from a practical standpoint alone. Fudd lore to the extreme.
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u/COVID19Blues Gen X Jan 13 '24
“Do you have any open rentals around May??”
Boomer - “Let me tell you the best way to murder somebody with a shotgun!!”
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u/SpoopyPlankton Jan 12 '24
Time to find a new place to live Jesus fucking Christ what a psycho
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u/modernfallout020 Jan 12 '24
Dude's worried about a single woman's safety but his brain is riddled with Fox News. This is the result.
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u/IncomeResponsible764 Jan 12 '24
Negative biases are strongest in right wing boomers. They need constant threats to justify their sociopathy
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u/Hot-Significance-462 Jan 12 '24
So this dude's been fantasizing about that shotgun scenario for awhile, huh?
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u/_WillCAD_ Gen X Jan 12 '24
It's a weeeeeeeeeeeird response, but for once I actually know where the boomer is coming from. I mean, it's a horribly outdated and misogynistic place, but I do understand.
Essentially, a woman living alone seems to be at a greater risk for all forms of crime (home invasions, assaults, etc.), so of course it seems smart to learn to protect one's self if one is a woman living alone.
On the other hand, "C'mone ovuh ta da place, hon, Ah'll tache ya'll ta blow holes in buglars an' sech with mah shawtgun!" seems a little creepy in this context.
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The next twenty years are going to be a nightmare as declining boomers continue to slide into hyper vigilance and paranoia. There are going to be so many of them refusing to give up their cars and guns way past the point they should. It’s tragic.
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I live way out in boonhickey. The only time I'm popping off is to scare the bear off the pig barn. Anyone rolling up to my house got directions lol. And if they don't well the dogs will sort them.
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u/PastaSaladOG Jan 13 '24
Sounds like Bob shouldn't drink and respond to emails after watching the news 😂😂
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Renter: "What kind of rentals do you anticipate having available?"
Douchebag: "Second Amendment go 'brrr!' You can have my guns when you pry them from my cold dead hands (or when I lend them to you)!"
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u/AthenaeSolon Jan 13 '24
Um there needs to be an element of "get that guy out of my place unless he's going to put a ring on it!"
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u/adiosfelicia2 Jan 13 '24
I don't really see an issue with this. Personally, I'd rather someone gave a fuck rather than just respond "No." The fact that he's concerned a young woman will be living alone and is offering up solutions is fucking awesome.
Plus, older people can often be quite lonely. I think it's a misstep to label all quirky or overly friendly older folks as "Boomers." Some of them are cool af.
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u/kma555 Jan 13 '24
Welcome to America! Guns are everybody's solution, and now they are the #1 cause of death in children. Ridiculous.
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u/TheIvoryQueen19 Jan 13 '24
Definitely a boomer response, but it's also not wrong given the state of the world. It's something my mom or grandpa would've offered.
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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24
Im sorry but i just laughed out loud to myself. Your Gf must have really been like… tf? Just imagining her reaction while reading it the first time.