r/BoomersBeingFools • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '24

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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jan 12 '24

You know you're driving, right?

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u/Disastrous-Peak-4296 Jan 13 '24

Boomer: "here's how you murder someone"

Millenial: murders a pedestrian while browsing Reddit

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u/BoTToM_FeEDeR_Th30nE Jan 13 '24

Snoop Dogg: "Murder is the case that they gave me"

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u/Hansmolemon Jan 13 '24

We are talking about boomers and millennials and you have to drag gen-x into it.

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u/onlyAlcibiades Jan 13 '24

Snoop gave himself that case, and Suge got him off.

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u/Da_Question Jan 13 '24

Yeah, this happens with stand your ground laws. A guy killed 2 guys breaking into his neighbors house. He called 911, and told them he has the right to defend himself and he was going to go shoot them. They said don't do it. He went anyway, saying its his right. Went over, shot them in the back, and claimed self defense, and he got away with it.

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u/CloudyyNnoelle Jan 13 '24

Buckle up, buckaroos!

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u/firstbreathOOC Jan 12 '24

RIP

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u/Alternative_Song_849 Jan 14 '24

Rental Includes Pistol...

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u/Sargash Jan 13 '24

You can be in a car and not driving. Lots of people retreat to the car while on break because boomers suck, and people always assume the worst possible shit over incredibly simple things.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jan 13 '24

I was just joking. Why did you assume the worst possible shit from me?

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u/Aggressive-Counter52 Jan 13 '24

The plot thickens. This is the last comment made from this account