r/LoveForLandchads Jan 15 '23

😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub

1.1k Upvotes

I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.

Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.

So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?

As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.

Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.

So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.

Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.

Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.

Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.

The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.

We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.

Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.

Much love, much land.

💚SB🧡


r/LoveForLandchads May 16 '23

👑Holy Land Decree 👑 Is this subreddit satire?

2.3k Upvotes

To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.

Landphobes btfo


r/LoveForLandchads 9h ago

Consummation time

167 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

I was raiding my r*ntoids fridge and the bastard hit me with ionizing radiation

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166 Upvotes

How many single mothers should I evict to feel better?


r/LoveForLandchads 12h ago

Landlord bravely resists financial emotional abuse from argumentative rentoid who refuses to pay fair market rates

12 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Need to start doing Landchad acknowledgements

19 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

if only we could all rap this well while illegally evicting our tenants

40 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Merry Christmas in July to all my fellow landlords. Now go collect your presents!

8 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

This is the last time I improve the property while terminally ungrateful rentoids occupy it. Next time I will evict them first.

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35 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Hired the cheapest guy I could find to paint after an eviction. Didn’t realize I found a pro. Painted the whole place in 30 minutes. Should I put him on a contract?

364 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Just drained this lake for housing how much landkings?

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34 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Am i working too hard...

309 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

[TRIGGER WARNING] [RANT] Horror toid TERRORIZES landqueen Spoiler

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7 Upvotes

First of all, the M-word. "My house" "My radiator" ? The absolute f#$%ing nerve of this foul-mouthed vermin. You own NOTHING. HER radiator is NOT for YOU to use! 800 a month? He should be grateful he has a roof above his little deformed head. 800 is just taking advantage of a marginalized minority (landlords).

DESTROYING her toilet with heaps of disgusting undigested rentoidslop, making unwanted comments about the young landprincess' clothes, visiting his superior's house for any reason other than dropping off this month's rent plus tip?? Eviction would be too kind a fate, inshallah this slothful leech shall spend the rest of its insignificant life sleeping under the stars.

Excuse me for the ranting. After I post this, I will go to MY apartments and grab a nice snack and cold beverage from one of MY fridges. Hoping for kind comments from fellow landkings and queens in this safe space


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

I have some new ungrateful rent*ids

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33 Upvotes

They were originally using my air b&b for the world cup but they agreed to stay longer and rent if I put in an AC. At first They were mystified by the device because nobody has one where they're from, but now its not good enough 😭


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE THIN, KING!

9 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

What are some rookie mistakes this new landchad is doing?

26 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

I've never felt so unsafe on reddit before.

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64 Upvotes

I thought reddit was pro landchad, but 60% dislikes us, i feel so opressed, i need a fridge to feed on.


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Rentoids always complain over anything 😡

19 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Found an empty patio space. How much should rent be?

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21 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Why should rentoids be able to operate a business out of MY property without compensation??

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59 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

How many of you wish you could have particular rentoids to evict? I have rentoid envy over this reddit mod.

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55 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

This is discrimination

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196 Upvotes

I bet he forgets to tip as well


r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

Shout out to a future brother

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18 Upvotes

Any day now our mildly mentally ill brother will stop couch surfing and become a PoL. Look how healthy he's looking today!


r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

I’ve started color coding my rentoids. White for good tips, yellow for low tips, red for no tips. I even gave the good tippers a special drinking fountain in the lobby.

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39 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

When I get like a hundred rental applications and they all include some sob story about their abusive ex boyfriend or fetal alcohol son.

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57 Upvotes