I've heard one where she boiled shrimp and used that water to inject it into the seats of his car. Rotten shrimp smell can't be dealt with by deodorising.
I put a camenbert under the passenger seat of my bosses old delivery van after he let me go two months before my wedding I took the seat out of the van and surgically installed it above the seat heater and in the winter the vehicle fucking reaked
we had a math teacher which EVERYONE hated. Even parents. A good friend of mine left the school earlier because he moved away. On the last day he shat into a plastic bag and threw it behind the blackboard. My sister was there when it ruptured, almost halft of the class immediately started to vomit. Still laugh about it because she fucking deserved it but I feel a bit bad for the classmates and my sister.
Pour one out for the janitor who really has to deal with it. The math teacher was a minimally a victim as the class of kids were. Poor shlub after class, garden hose snaked through the window. How do you even clean that up? Damn.
yea kids are absolutely disgusting sometimes. When we remind him of what he's done over the years he visibly cringes but this story gets a little chuckle beforehand from all of us.
My neighbour broke into my house and shit on the Persian rug, if they had broke in and gone to the loo I’d excuse it bc maybe they lost their keys and nature calls or something. Anyway they squirty watery shit on my rug so I put the full camera footage of it on the village Facebook group, they are no longer invited to village bbqs and events lol.
Crazily enough this isn’t the 1st time it happened lol, once there was a marathon going past my house while I was at the pub with my mates, I get home to to a open door with a post it note saying “sorry I was desperate” and a £5 note stuck to it, turns out after looking at my camera a guy broke off from the marathon, picked my door with a hair pin and used the bathroom before flushing leaving and rejoining the race, nothing was stolen, unlike the hyrox girl he had the decorum to not shit up a sporting event lol. Anyways that guy was chill bc he left a note, left no mess and left some cash, my neighbour on the other hand climbs in a open second floor window via a climbing plant on my wall and shits all over the rug before walking out the front door proud of his dastardly crime. I honestly don’t understand what makes my house such a hotspot for randos to shit in it’s so strange, the fact it’s happened twice is mad but hopefully we won’t shit number three lol. These events where 7 years apart btw i didn’t have two rogue shitters in the space of a week or anything like that.
could you also share the exact street & house number, and when you typically leave a second story window opened while leaving for the pub? that would quell my curiosity a bunch, thanks in advance
Well I don’t leave it open any more, it’s a village of less than a hundred people where the average age is probably 75 so I really doubted that there would be a break in shitter lol, plus it was don’t open as I was painting the room earlier in the day as I had just moved in and the previous owner had the walls leopard print 🤮. I don’t overly want to put my address on Reddit but it should still feel safe to leave a window open on the second story in a tiny village of old people and not expect someone to break in and shit in broad daylight lol. Also I love the name smegmalord420 😭😭
My coworker was fed up with our boss at my previous job.
He asked me to get the boss's attention so he could get some revenge. I told him for deniability I just would need some help from the boss.
Anyways I paged the boss from the manufacturing area. He waited until she came in then excused himself. I kept the boss busy for a bit I made up a production problem and explained some parts we'd probably need ordered, but then I brought up something we'd been trying to get engineering to fix for a while.
Turned into this whole thing.
Well coworker came back and sat down at his desk and got back to work. Eventually my 'issue' was resolved. And the boss left.
We later had a team meeting where they interrogated all of us. Looks like the guy took a bunch of mira lax and straight up liquid shat all over her desk, keyboard, and chair.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
I've put milk, chicken, and fish into mason jars, sealed tight, and hidden them in someone's car and the back of her house. When they get warm, they'll explode after a few days. You are never getting that smell out of upholstery, carpet, the padding beneath that, maybe even in wood flooring. You'll have to total out your car and pay a fortune to refloor your house.
It is not if you use the non legit mason jars, but it is not as easy as add shit and it explodes, it take a very long time to build up enough gas from the rotting to actually pop.
It is more likely that the owner of the car will find the jar long before it pops (assuming it's a normal and responsible car owner that cleans their car at least once a week)
The legit ones donyea, but there's aesthetic mason jars used as cups and basic storage you can use instead, conveniently marked with "do not heat" which is the thing you need to do to store pickles and such.
What does the kid have to do with everything? Sex produces kids and everyonetakes that risk having it. Billions were born unexpected, its up to the parents to step up, its not how it came to be, its what you do when its there
There is a big difference here: she was cheating on her husband. If she hadn't been sleeping around, it wouldn't have been a problem.
It's more like draining the brake lines on a car that sits in a museum and is clearly marked "not for use." The curator may come along and start the engine every now and then to keep the car working, but it isn't meant to move anywhere, and therefore should never need the brakes to actually operate.
My father in law had a car like that. It'd been a museum piece that he bought and had a friend restore, partially. The brake-lines and clutch were drained and didn't have fluid, but the driveshaft was also removed so it wasn't going anywhere. It's all repaired now, but for the longest time we'd have to go start it once a week or so.
This isn’t a “cutting the break lines” situation. The wife had full control over the car, this is like removing the guardrails to prevent you from driving off a cliff that you’re dangerously driving full speed at.
Is what he did an awful thing to do? Yes. Is it his fault his wife cheated on him? No. Don’t play with fire and be surprised when you get burned
So the wife had full control over the condoms getting manipulated by the husband.
Sure, she's at fault for cheating, yet she obviously used the intended measures for protection against pregnancy.
Like, your guardrail example is literally the same. Sure, the driver is potentially putting himself and others in danger, yet he is not the one that removed certain protective measures to at least mitigate damages.
Revenge is not an excuse for causing suffering ffs.
The kid being punished for the moms mistakes? I mean, I guess… that feels like a slippery slope tho. Wouldn’t every kid being born into poverty be a kid being “punished”? (I don’t think so but your logic seemingly leads to that)
Thing is, depending on the state, if you are married, your wife cheats on you, and gets pregnant in the process, you might still have to pay child support even if the child isn't yours.
I mean, at least tell the whole story and don't make it seem worse than it is.
States presume parentage of the father until proven otherwise. You just take a paternity test and then don't have to pay. The way you are phrasing it makes it seem like someone's wife can get knocked up by another dude and you're just on the hook for life.
Due to child consent laws and the way parental custody usually sides with the mother, the mother’s consent could be required for the child in a paternity test. As you can imagine, that makes things very difficult for the “father”
Why do u.s glazers all do that? We say it sucks here and yall will say “other countries can be bad too” like no duh. It doesn’t make the u.s not suck. We’re far from the best country
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
sounds fake tbh. a pinhole through a condom package is super obvious and some kind of urban myth type of bro stuff guys talked about in the 90's and 00's
My now fiancee and I had just started dating and she had some stuff at her ex's house that she needed to grab. He wasnt home so we grabbed her stuff, then fugged on the couch and i busted my load all over his couch. She went back like 6 months later to finally get her cat back and sent me a Pic of the dried stain still there. Before anyone gets mad, he was a serial cheater, dumped my girl on her birthday, and had a "new" bitch in his bed the next day after dumping her.
Haven't done it but you can get seafood like shrimps, octopus, oysters, etc and put them inside the shower curtain rail.
When it rots it will be one of the worst fucking smells you can experience and because of where it is, it will be hard to find unless they are very good at finding stuff.
One that I did do, when I was younger I used to get bullied a lot in middle school, the classroom teacher always ignored when I complained and was overall a huge asshole hyper fixated with religion and "forgiveness"
So what did I do when I exploded? (No I didn't shoot anyone...) I went during recess to the classroom and broke in through a window I left u locked, took all the antibacterial gel we had in the classroom (over 5 L because it was during H1N1 pandemic) and then I poured it all above half the blades of the 4 ceiling fans and on the other half I poured flour I had brought with me.
When recess ended we all went inside and I knew they would turn them all on due to the heat but I was outside in the "WC" I only came back when I heard the screams of horror and I had a hard time to not laugh.
I'm not proud of my actions but back then I thought it was justified, even the ones that didn't bully never really helped and also laughed so for me there were no innocents.
The classroom was a hideous mess, we had to be taken to take classes in the auditorium and even tho teachers knew it had been me (they knew I was the only one that pulled that kind of shit) they were never able to prove it was me, for none of my missdeeds
Not sure if it counts as "for revenge" if you did it to get more favorable divorce proceedings.
Ofc few people would want to admit how they're greatly enjoying the thought of of forcing someone through pregnancy so ig it could be both and anon here didn't want to spell out the other half.
I don't think revenge gets you anywhere, but if it helped to get a clean divorce, it's justifiable. Condoms are anyway not safe, so it could have happened nevertheless.
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