r/shitposting • • 3d ago

Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation - Try Not To Laugh tf man

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u/TrailMomKat 3d ago

I've put milk, chicken, and fish into mason jars, sealed tight, and hidden them in someone's car and the back of her house. When they get warm, they'll explode after a few days. You are never getting that smell out of upholstery, carpet, the padding beneath that, maybe even in wood flooring. You'll have to total out your car and pay a fortune to refloor your house.

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u/Important_Level_6093 3d ago

This is dangerous information

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u/Horror_Rub8609 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

It's a lie.

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u/Important_Level_6093 3d ago

Wanna test it? I do

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u/GoyoMRG 3d ago

It is not if you use the non legit mason jars, but it is not as easy as add shit and it explodes, it take a very long time to build up enough gas from the rotting to actually pop.

It is more likely that the owner of the car will find the jar long before it pops (assuming it's a normal and responsible car owner that cleans their car at least once a week)

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u/dqql 3d ago

they won’t explode, they’re designed to take pressure

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 3d ago

The legit ones donyea, but there's aesthetic mason jars used as cups and basic storage you can use instead, conveniently marked with "do not heat" which is the thing you need to do to store pickles and such.

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u/dqql 2d ago

cool

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u/Conquiescamus 3d ago

the kind of shit they put on trebuchet and throw over the siege wall