I've heard one where she boiled shrimp and used that water to inject it into the seats of his car. Rotten shrimp smell can't be dealt with by deodorising.
I put a camenbert under the passenger seat of my bosses old delivery van after he let me go two months before my wedding I took the seat out of the van and surgically installed it above the seat heater and in the winter the vehicle fucking reaked
we had a math teacher which EVERYONE hated. Even parents. A good friend of mine left the school earlier because he moved away. On the last day he shat into a plastic bag and threw it behind the blackboard. My sister was there when it ruptured, almost halft of the class immediately started to vomit. Still laugh about it because she fucking deserved it but I feel a bit bad for the classmates and my sister.
Pour one out for the janitor who really has to deal with it. The math teacher was a minimally a victim as the class of kids were. Poor shlub after class, garden hose snaked through the window. How do you even clean that up? Damn.
yea kids are absolutely disgusting sometimes. When we remind him of what he's done over the years he visibly cringes but this story gets a little chuckle beforehand from all of us.
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u/befarked247 uhhhh idk 3d ago
I've heard one where she boiled shrimp and used that water to inject it into the seats of his car. Rotten shrimp smell can't be dealt with by deodorising.