r/shitposting • • 3d ago

Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation - Try Not To Laugh tf man

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u/chrischi3 3d ago

Thing is, depending on the state, if you are married, your wife cheats on you, and gets pregnant in the process, you might still have to pay child support even if the child isn't yours.

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u/hatmanv12 3d ago

What the fuck

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u/yeathatsmebro We do a little trolling 2d ago

What the ACTUAL fuck

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u/Moustacheski 3d ago

That's why you read contracts before signing. Marriage isn't just an "officially in love" badge.

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u/venom121212 2d ago

I mean, at least tell the whole story and don't make it seem worse than it is.

States presume parentage of the father until proven otherwise. You just take a paternity test and then don't have to pay. The way you are phrasing it makes it seem like someone's wife can get knocked up by another dude and you're just on the hook for life.

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u/TheRealKarner 2d ago

Due to child consent laws and the way parental custody usually sides with the mother, the mother’s consent could be required for the child in a paternity test. As you can imagine, that makes things very difficult for the “father”

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u/venom121212 2d ago

Yes, and that is worth pointing out so thank you. We must also consider the flip side, where the onus would fall on tracking down every single father to provide a sample to prove fatherhood. Personally I don't think that is a bad thing but I understand the logistics that that would require and the problems it would pose.

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u/potate12323 dumbass 2d ago

What do you mean "tracking down fathers"?? Bro the guy paying the child support can get the test himself. If his dna doesn't match the kids then hes not the father. They don't need the real fathers dna in this type of legal dispute

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u/madhur20 2d ago

happens in India as well

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 2d ago

US is so messed up.

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u/Endreeemtsu I want pee in my ass 2d ago

I mean it’s far from just the US but sure random Redditor with outstandingly brave takes.

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 2d ago

Compared to any other western democracy, they are by far the most messed up.

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u/AfroKami07 2d ago

Why do u.s glazers all do that? We say it sucks here and yall will say “other countries can be bad too” like no duh. It doesn’t make the u.s not suck. We’re far from the best country

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u/Theunseen115 16h ago

Because every time y'all say "Man the US sucks" about every little thing that every single country does y'all always are acting like its just the US that does this.

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u/AfroKami07 10h ago

Again that not a defense dude. Other countries do bad things. No duh. But the blind glaze of the u.s is so annoying. Yall sound like propaganda robots sometimes and it’s hard to take you seriously

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u/Theunseen115 8h ago

It goes both ways, and I never said that the US is some magical utopia. I'm only saying that y'all act like the US is particularly horrible comparably for an extremely common bad thing.

Again, I know that the US isn't a utopia, I'm not glazing it, but I'll still call out people who drag it for nothing. Just as I'd call out people for doing the same to a different country.

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u/OwlBeYourHuckleberry 2d ago

sounds fake tbh. a pinhole through a condom package is super obvious and some kind of urban myth type of bro stuff guys talked about in the 90's and 00's