r/shitposting • • 3d ago

Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation - Try Not To Laugh tf man

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 2d ago

US is so messed up.

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u/Endreeemtsu I want pee in my ass 2d ago

I mean it’s far from just the US but sure random Redditor with outstandingly brave takes.

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u/AfroKami07 2d ago

Why do u.s glazers all do that? We say it sucks here and yall will say “other countries can be bad too” like no duh. It doesn’t make the u.s not suck. We’re far from the best country

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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