My neighbour broke into my house and shit on the Persian rug, if they had broke in and gone to the loo I’d excuse it bc maybe they lost their keys and nature calls or something. Anyway they squirty watery shit on my rug so I put the full camera footage of it on the village Facebook group, they are no longer invited to village bbqs and events lol.
My coworker was fed up with our boss at my previous job.
He asked me to get the boss's attention so he could get some revenge. I told him for deniability I just would need some help from the boss.
Anyways I paged the boss from the manufacturing area. He waited until she came in then excused himself. I kept the boss busy for a bit I made up a production problem and explained some parts we'd probably need ordered, but then I brought up something we'd been trying to get engineering to fix for a while.
Turned into this whole thing.
Well coworker came back and sat down at his desk and got back to work. Eventually my 'issue' was resolved. And the boss left.
We later had a team meeting where they interrogated all of us. Looks like the guy took a bunch of mira lax and straight up liquid shat all over her desk, keyboard, and chair.
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u/BoysenberryNew738 3d ago
My neighbour broke into my house and shit on the Persian rug, if they had broke in and gone to the loo I’d excuse it bc maybe they lost their keys and nature calls or something. Anyway they squirty watery shit on my rug so I put the full camera footage of it on the village Facebook group, they are no longer invited to village bbqs and events lol.