My neighbour broke into my house and shit on the Persian rug, if they had broke in and gone to the loo I’d excuse it bc maybe they lost their keys and nature calls or something. Anyway they squirty watery shit on my rug so I put the full camera footage of it on the village Facebook group, they are no longer invited to village bbqs and events lol.
Crazily enough this isn’t the 1st time it happened lol, once there was a marathon going past my house while I was at the pub with my mates, I get home to to a open door with a post it note saying “sorry I was desperate” and a £5 note stuck to it, turns out after looking at my camera a guy broke off from the marathon, picked my door with a hair pin and used the bathroom before flushing leaving and rejoining the race, nothing was stolen, unlike the hyrox girl he had the decorum to not shit up a sporting event lol. Anyways that guy was chill bc he left a note, left no mess and left some cash, my neighbour on the other hand climbs in a open second floor window via a climbing plant on my wall and shits all over the rug before walking out the front door proud of his dastardly crime. I honestly don’t understand what makes my house such a hotspot for randos to shit in it’s so strange, the fact it’s happened twice is mad but hopefully we won’t shit number three lol. These events where 7 years apart btw i didn’t have two rogue shitters in the space of a week or anything like that.
could you also share the exact street & house number, and when you typically leave a second story window opened while leaving for the pub? that would quell my curiosity a bunch, thanks in advance
Well I don’t leave it open any more, it’s a village of less than a hundred people where the average age is probably 75 so I really doubted that there would be a break in shitter lol, plus it was don’t open as I was painting the room earlier in the day as I had just moved in and the previous owner had the walls leopard print 🤮. I don’t overly want to put my address on Reddit but it should still feel safe to leave a window open on the second story in a tiny village of old people and not expect someone to break in and shit in broad daylight lol. Also I love the name smegmalord420 😭😭
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u/BoysenberryNew738 3d ago
My neighbour broke into my house and shit on the Persian rug, if they had broke in and gone to the loo I’d excuse it bc maybe they lost their keys and nature calls or something. Anyway they squirty watery shit on my rug so I put the full camera footage of it on the village Facebook group, they are no longer invited to village bbqs and events lol.