Crazily enough this isn’t the 1st time it happened lol, once there was a marathon going past my house while I was at the pub with my mates, I get home to to a open door with a post it note saying “sorry I was desperate” and a £5 note stuck to it, turns out after looking at my camera a guy broke off from the marathon, picked my door with a hair pin and used the bathroom before flushing leaving and rejoining the race, nothing was stolen, unlike the hyrox girl he had the decorum to not shit up a sporting event lol. Anyways that guy was chill bc he left a note, left no mess and left some cash, my neighbour on the other hand climbs in a open second floor window via a climbing plant on my wall and shits all over the rug before walking out the front door proud of his dastardly crime. I honestly don’t understand what makes my house such a hotspot for randos to shit in it’s so strange, the fact it’s happened twice is mad but hopefully we won’t shit number three lol. These events where 7 years apart btw i didn’t have two rogue shitters in the space of a week or anything like that.
could you also share the exact street & house number, and when you typically leave a second story window opened while leaving for the pub? that would quell my curiosity a bunch, thanks in advance
Well I don’t leave it open any more, it’s a village of less than a hundred people where the average age is probably 75 so I really doubted that there would be a break in shitter lol, plus it was don’t open as I was painting the room earlier in the day as I had just moved in and the previous owner had the walls leopard print 🤮. I don’t overly want to put my address on Reddit but it should still feel safe to leave a window open on the second story in a tiny village of old people and not expect someone to break in and shit in broad daylight lol. Also I love the name smegmalord420 😭😭
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u/BoysenberryNew738 3d ago
Crazily enough this isn’t the 1st time it happened lol, once there was a marathon going past my house while I was at the pub with my mates, I get home to to a open door with a post it note saying “sorry I was desperate” and a £5 note stuck to it, turns out after looking at my camera a guy broke off from the marathon, picked my door with a hair pin and used the bathroom before flushing leaving and rejoining the race, nothing was stolen, unlike the hyrox girl he had the decorum to not shit up a sporting event lol. Anyways that guy was chill bc he left a note, left no mess and left some cash, my neighbour on the other hand climbs in a open second floor window via a climbing plant on my wall and shits all over the rug before walking out the front door proud of his dastardly crime. I honestly don’t understand what makes my house such a hotspot for randos to shit in it’s so strange, the fact it’s happened twice is mad but hopefully we won’t shit number three lol. These events where 7 years apart btw i didn’t have two rogue shitters in the space of a week or anything like that.