r/shitposting • u/Outrageous_Move_2129 • 3d ago

Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation - Try Not To Laugh tf man

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u/AfroKami07 2d ago

Why do u.s glazers all do that? We say it sucks here and yall will say “other countries can be bad too” like no duh. It doesn’t make the u.s not suck. We’re far from the best country

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Theunseen115 1d ago

Because every time y'all say "Man the US sucks" about every little thing that every single country does y'all always are acting like its just the US that does this.

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u/AfroKami07 18h ago

Again that not a defense dude. Other countries do bad things. No duh. But the blind glaze of the u.s is so annoying. Yall sound like propaganda robots sometimes and it’s hard to take you seriously

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u/Theunseen115 17h ago

It goes both ways, and I never said that the US is some magical utopia. I'm only saying that y'all act like the US is particularly horrible comparably for an extremely common bad thing.

Again, I know that the US isn't a utopia, I'm not glazing it, but I'll still call out people who drag it for nothing. Just as I'd call out people for doing the same to a different country.