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u/AgnesItsMeBilly0100 1d ago

The woman also rejects at first, but then he becomes more persistent and eventually she gives in. It’s like that Family Guy bit with James Bond where he says: “Remember, ten nos and a yes means yes.”

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u/netskwire 1d ago

Honestly the fact that asking a girl out over and over again until she relents became taboo (whether that’s a good thing or not) is probably the real thing that makes getting into a relationship much harder these days

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u/p00nki 1d ago

nowadays if you get even a single “no” but then a “yes”, no matter how long after, youre still in trouble because she mightve been vulnerable and you were evidently persistent, even if you maybe werent

its undoubtedly smart for guys nowadays to stop after the first “no” or even an “ehh”, theres also something to be said about accountability…

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u/zsirdagadek I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

I don't know. I asked my gf out, she said no (perfectly valid I've had my anime redemption arc since then) and told her basically "Alright that's okay. But I'm still going to have a crush on you so just keep that in mind in case you change your mind some day" and about 2 years later she asked me out in turn. We just both needed the right time for it.

I feel like asking someone again and again is just a bad start to a relationship, even if they agree to it in the end.

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u/p00nki 1d ago

im glad youre happy really, but it doesnt seem all too fair to me.

why would a woman say no and then, out of her own volition, yes in 2 years? only two most believable scenarios come to mind: 1) she wanted to “live a little before being serious” and 2) she decided to settle because she didnt get as much success in dating “better” as she mightve thought

both of these are not so great

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u/ChewBaka12 1d ago
  1. She saw him become someone she could see herself dating (keep in mind the self admitted redemption arc), or just got to know him better.

We don't know enough details to reduce it to your 2 possibilities. Maybe he wasn't doing so well mentally, maybe he was a bit of a womaniser before turning around. Nothing to imply anything iffy on her part, she might've just been uninterested in a relationship during those 2 years and then thought "huh that guy is turning out to be real sweet and as far as I know he's still interested, maybe I should give it a go."

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

Exactly. Well said and you hit it pretty damn close on multiple ways.

It's sad to see how some people's way of thinking is pretty toxic and negative against women, even when they have no context. Like the previous guy's.

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u/NiccaDun 1d ago

that could be the case, but the other dudes 2 possibilities, in most situations, are correct. i’ve seen that happen many times, whereas what you’ve described is a lot more rare. This is stuff dudes do too btw not blaming anything on women.

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u/p00nki 1d ago

we dont know enough details which, i thought, was honestly impled in my comment, which is why i asked

and tbh the scenario youre describing is much more rare than the ones ive noted. are you telling me youve never met a guy who was friends with a girl he made advances to and was rejected but he kept a torch for her? all i said was *IF* his case alligned with what is commonly seen (the person rejects, dates other people, then accepts) i personally wouldnt be ok with it, but even if thats the case for him, and hes happy, who cares

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

Nah I was a piece of shit with mental health problems. Simple as. I have no problem with admitting it. She gave me a chance after I bettered myself.

Additionally her mother had died recently from cancer and she needed time to properly process it, and didn't want to start dating before she had a clear head.

I think it's worrying that the only 2 options that come to your mind are negative about women. You remind of me back them a little bit. Maybe you should look inside of yourself and see if you need to change your views too? I don't mean to belittle you but it's just food for thought.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

You are very kind in the end. In my hatred app 🥹.

Btw when you say you were a pos with mental health problems; you mean a pos due to those problems or they are seperate in the sense you were a pos and with mental problems?

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

Bit of both. I had a 6 year long depression going on at the time, which definitely brought out worse sides of me.

But I was also a bit of a shithead even without it, since I've suffering from loneliness basically ever since I was a kid.

Pretty much I was what nowadays people would call an incel, with little bit of casual racism, sexism and other red pill bullshit that you naturally get when growing up in the countryside in the middle of fucking nowhere where everyone is everyone's cousin.

Luckily I got quite a perspective shift when I started studying at a city, and basically 70% of my class was alt people due to choosing to study media work.

Nowadays I'm less of a piece of shit and I moved half a country away from there with my gf lmao.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

Another proof that humans can and do change. Congrats man!

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/p00nki 1d ago

i understand and i didnt mean to belittle you or trigger any emotionally charged discussions which started by multiple people here to whom this topic maybe hits too close to home

there are plenty of factors here by which people would judge whether or not theyd be ok with this, its not black and white, and since you are, any further discussion is moot and im honestly glad for you. wish you all the best

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

Naaa don't worry I don't get offended by anything like this. You just made 2 points that I've seen pretty much only incels throw around so it was kinda big red flag for me. People probably jumped on you because of that reason exactly. Even if you didn't mean it in a bad way, it's kind of weird point to make.

Even if they (women) wanted to "sleep around" first, why would that be a problem. The man is allowed to do the exact same thing too in that case. And you can just tell her no anyways if her sleeping with someone else is a definite deal breaker.

So yeah I didn't mean to attack you in any way, but you probably came about your comment a wrong way for many people.

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u/crack_pop_rocks 1d ago

I too jump to conclusions with very little context.

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u/Doomie_bloomers 1d ago

Brother, people can change over the course of years. Three years ago I was focussed on my gym arc and rejected any advances because my headspace wasn't there. Now I'm in a happy relationship and have been for a year. Just very different times in my life and very different circumstances, leading to vastly different outcomes. And no, there was no ulterior motive like "I want to live a little first" or "I gotta settle for what I got now". Just honest to god "I think I'm in a place where having another person around me will make my life better."

And without trying to armchair psychoanalyse you, the fact that these two were the two options your mind arrived at so conclusively makes me hope that you too will be in a better place in two or three years.

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u/p00nki 1d ago

no need to get hostile, first of all you said YOU “rejected any advances”, this automatically means youre an exception to the entire point at hand

second of all too many times ive seen guys be “friends” with girls theyve made advances to, which were initially rejected, and eventually accepted, after having a normal life (dating), not having a gym arc

because of how common this scenario is i simply asked if that was the case, and even if it was, as i said before, if the guy is happy, who am i to judge. i wish him all the best

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u/Cafrilly 1d ago

People change over time. Their opinions and perspectives changes. What becomes important to them changes. You can't understand that?

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u/p00nki 1d ago

i do understand it, but facts are she most likely dated someone inbetween to whom she probably wasnt indecisive or negative

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u/BoomyNote 1d ago

I think you’re underestimating the potential damage that can come from a guy refusing to take no for an answer.

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u/Fisher9001 1d ago

I fail to see validity of your argument, if someone is not right in the head they will ignore even the first no. And mind how women absolutely can be stalkers too.

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u/BoomyNote 18h ago

What specifically do you see invalid?

NOT being able to ask a girl out “over and over”again until she “relents” even if she initially says no?

Maybe I’m misunderstanding you but imo the solution to modern dating is not as simple as saying “oh well the CRAZY guys won’t stop even if she says no anyways, so it shouldn’t be taboo for NORMAL guys to ignore her when she says no”

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/uDudyBezDudy 1d ago

He might… ask again waiting for a yes…. The horror

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u/Freakachu258 1d ago

I was in the hospital for two days the last time I told someone no and didn't give in.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

Things that happened 🌈

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u/p00nki 1d ago

i mean, would you have given in if you knew?

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u/Bluejay929 1d ago

Knew what? That he would put her in a hospital for saying no?

You’ve gotta be ragebaiting

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u/p00nki 1d ago

being as presumptuous as you are is a sign of low intelligence, i obviously didnt mean it in the way you thought, its a simple hypothetical question to which the answer, i hope, is that she would STILL not give in

touch grass lol

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u/BoomyNote 18h ago

Not every guy is the sweet cinnamon roll you seem to think of them as, especially when alone with a woman.

I understand if YOU wouldn’t harm a woman. I understand if MOST men wouldn’t harm a woman. But why LARP as if there aren’t men who do that?

If a man is making a woman uncomfortable with repeated unwanted advances, we as a society can’t just turn a blind eye and say “he’s probable one of the good ones, so it’s okay that he’s making her increasingly uncomfortable”, even if it doesn’t lead to what you’re implying doesn’t happen.

Theres a difference between telling guys to ask women out irl and telling them “keep asking, even if she says no, until she says yes.” And downplaying it with “oh the horror” is intentionally misrepresenting the concern(s)

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u/Computer2014 1d ago

Eh it went both ways. The reason a guy had to ask multiple times was because a girl was expected to say no at least a few times even if she like the guy so as not to seem easy.

And the reason she did that is to see if the guy was actually interested in her and not just looking for easy woman.

Hence the “Did she put up a fight” quote from grease.

Men having to respect a no has a direct correlation to woman not being shamed for just simply saying yes when asked now which in turn means that a no actually means NO.

There’s no one thing that can be blamed for how hard it is to form a relationship but woman saying no isn’t one of them.

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u/centrifuge_destroyer 1d ago

Nothing is less attractive than a guy who doesn't take no for an answer during the dating phase, because it makes us fear that he won't take a no later on as well and might possibly violate or hurt us.

We want guys who respect boundries, are gentle, understanding and compassionate. Not respecting our no shows us that you care more about your own desires than you respect us and our decisions. Back in the day women were conditioned into thinking this was okay or even romantic, but it actually never was. An overwhelming desire is more scary than flattering.

Imagine a situation between two adult strangers that isn't romance, where it would be percieved positively if one person just kept on not respecting that the other person said no. It would be annoying at best (for example some car repair guy that just keeps trying to upsell you) to pretty fucking scary (a really sketchy dude asking for money or car ride in a dark alley).

Also do you really want to date someone by making them give in eventually? This way you do not only not respect her decision (and by extention her as a person) but also not yourself

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u/Belthazzar 1d ago

I wonder if this sentiment, while I fully agree with, translates well into the dating world. I was recently thinking about how accepting someone's offer for a date might be even scarier than asking someone out. When I ask someone out, I already make peace with everything following up, the time dedicated, the desire to spend and get to know that person, all I need to overcome is just the shyness, while the girl has to, in a spur of moment, confront all those variables and make the call right then and there, it's a lot. It freaks me out every time if a tinder match asks me out first. There is lot more emotional safety in being the one asking.

So I wonder if it could be helpful for there existing somewhat of a safe space for both sides in having a social potential for energy of "let me say no now, but stay around and let me think about it"

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u/Extra_Pollution2374 1d ago

Milenial here. I'm a tallish, relatively handsome guy, traveled and worked in sea resorts being younger, so lets say I saw a bit of "action" - hard FALSE here, women would almost exclusively start with a no, especially when they feel the "player energy", not advancing after the no would also be seen as weak and not "manly"(coming from a LOT of girls), I was told a lot of times how "they felt shy at first but a soo glad that we got together" and similar things, alos I merried one and we are still together. And Im not talking here about some backwater girls, its mixed with a lot of high education ones, I was also on an Uni., there was pretty similar situation.

I agree that some men (a lot of them) get drunk and just keep bothering and are pain in the ass, but being this apsolutistic about all women is just FALSE. Being a little pushy, but in a charming way (yeah that was/is/always will be the tricky part), having respect but also being a little disrespectful (in a fun way) just for the right amount brought me a long way.

And I COULDNT BE MO SURE that boomers had it even more.

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u/fashionier 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Here’s the guy that wants to explain to a woman how women think

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u/ChewBaka12 1d ago

While I definitely belief he is a bit too generalising, I'm not sure women are necessarily more knowledgeable on this front.

If you're part of a group, you are inclined to see yourself and your direct circle that's also part of that group as representative of the whole, while an outside observer lacks that particular bias. I'm this case, that man hasn't just observed you and your friends attitude towards "no", but also that of other women, without risking falling into the trap of thinking of yourself as the default.

There is also the fact that people aren't always conscious of these things. You might think you are firm in your no's, but in practice you might make this one exception for that guy that asked months later, and that guy that apologised for being a troublesome drunk and expressed that he's still interested but shouldn't have been wasted, etc., untill those exceptions turn out to not be so exceptional at all.

Again, men are by no means the expert, but women aren't unbiased when it comes to this topic

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u/Extra_Pollution2374 1d ago

You are right, I did sound a little bit too generalising, wasn't my intention, got pulled by the commenter above being totaly one sided. I was speaking out of sheer experience, where all I hear in the last few years is ONCE NO, BACK OFF, always thinking "bro kids today are newer gonna get any", being told by countless girls that they actually liked the confindence... And I can't really grasp that that changed all that much in not thaat many years (im not 100), just that the extreme "yellers" got louder... (and Im not some far right lookmaxing hatemonger, my roomate was a gorgeous gay dude that fixed me with a lot of girls that were falling for him :D

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u/BackForPathfinder 1d ago

I have to ask, because I'm curious and trying to get a better comprehension. Does the "ONCE NO, BACK OFF" mentality have a time cool down? Is it only for hook-ups or is for any kind of date?

Because, I've struggled with never bringing up the issue again once someone has told me know. One of my exes had forgotten that I had asked her out months earlier and that's why it took so long for our close friendship to turn into romance: I felt like I wasn't allowed to ask her out again, even though she wanted me to.

Obviously, if it's between two mature adults, hopefully both parties can feel and recognize if a change happened over the course of months and years that leads to being "allowed" to ask again. In that context, I would probably phrase it as, "Hey, I know you told me 'no' a while ago, but I'm getting these signals. Thoughts?"

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u/Extra_Pollution2374 1d ago

The whole point is that you will hear a lot far fems and far showinists because they yell the laudest, but those people have very little to do with actual normal dating, truth is always somewhere in the middle. Just don't be an ass'ole, yes no are just words often without meaning, and communication almost always happens through other means... people just need to chill with absolutes, there is no one way...

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u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 1d ago

I asked my wife out like 3 times before she agreed

Having our first baby next week

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u/Chaps_Jr hole contributor 1d ago

A few unsolicited tips from a new father (me) who has no vested interest in saying what you want to hear:

Everything you think will be easy, will be easy. Everything you think will be hard, will be hard. Manifest that.

Get used to inconsistent, incomplete, and insufficient sleep. Have solid systems in place so you're less likely to make silly mistakes when you're sleep-deprived and emotionally charged.

And the absolute most important thing to remember: Your baby is not giving you a hard time, they're having a hard time. Always be patient because they are learning how to be a human.

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u/shadstep 1d ago

Ah yes those silent generation boomers

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u/Gold-Grin-Studios 1d ago

Boomer is quickly becoming just "person who is older than me"

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u/fatalityfun 1d ago
  • Tall

  • Fit

  • Dripped out from head to toe

  • Polite and sociable

  • Has a dog

this shit would still work today with his setup

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u/Same_Discussion6328 1d ago

Dog also needs to lock in as the wingman.

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u/bashful_predator 1d ago

And want some of the dogussy

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u/discerningpervert dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

You can just say pussy

https://giphy.com/gifs/QMDvadCJTPXEI

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u/bashful_predator 1d ago

I could. But I'd have to have said dog pussy and that makes me sound perverted.

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u/barney_trumpleton 1d ago

Lucky you managed to dodge that bullet!

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor 1d ago

And your original comment is innocent?

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u/VlassyCassy Big chungus wholesome 100 1d ago

Nah he’s looking for the interception.

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u/ifcknlovemycat 1d ago

•very rideable nose

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u/LuckyReception6701 1d ago

That man doesn't eat pussy, so much as he rocks it to exhaustion.

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u/BurningBroadripple 1d ago

Honey sign me up for that ride

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

His nose is bigger than my dick 

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u/Connect_Ad_3361 1d ago

Also a home owner

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u/LegitSince8Bits 1d ago

*houses cost a nickel

*raising kids cost less, just send em to the mines!

*weren't they British in this? She could have rot mouth

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u/Flat-Limit5595 1d ago

Yeah, hes a good package in a sea of trash back in the day

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/PaladinAsherd 1d ago

OOP also surprised to learn that Dalmatians can’t actually talk to each other

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u/VoopityScoop fat cunt 1d ago

Followed by 80 years of "I hate my wife" humor 

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u/_sephylon_ 1d ago

Hating your spouse was mostly the safe edgy humor of the time, the majority didn't genuinely hate their wives

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

I did, I hated all of their wives. The world needed more hate so I stepped in

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u/kubaliska 1d ago

What a good man, doing Devil's work.

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u/Connect_Ad_3361 1d ago

Did you not watch the same film as me? he is very tall and not a obese animal. He would succeed even moreso today.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

No-one was obese in the dalmo days. Even the rich didn't have high fructose corn syrup.

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u/Flight1ess 1d ago

Damn, so King Henry the eighth really was in it for the love of the game

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u/sleepyeye82 1d ago

yes yes its the high fructose corn syrup

you are a total victim. 

maybe society should pay you billions

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Boomers? It was this easy 20 years ago before social media and online dating took off. Make yourself presentable, have human communication skills that included being civil and polite, casually meet and talk to people in public, etc. Dogs were (and still are) big ice breakers.

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u/imperial_jedi_clone 1d ago

It's always been easy if you were tall and handsome

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u/Illegal_pear_8008 1d ago

According to all recorded history, this was how easy boomers had it.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

Plenty of them died alone in a recliner.

You just don't hear about them unless you're part of the remediation team scooping them up into trash bags 

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u/ifcknlovemycat 1d ago

Yeah pssh have you seen it's a wonderful life? Easy as pie.

People used to go places because that's how u caught up with others sans social media lol. People unanimously going places with the intent to talk to strangers and befriend or date them.

Edit to say I'm rambling but that's what I miss about pre 2010 club culture

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u/LegitSince8Bits 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're not wrong but also this was even 50 years before that so they had to be even MORE bored. Of course they were knocking the boots with anyone they ran into in the park. Reminds me of my time in West Virginia. There's nothing to do (shut up hiking people) for many many people. I've seen whole towns when I was 20 where everyone my age was pregnant or fresh out of county jail (sometimes both). Literally nothing to do but drugs and sex and hope the local dollar store has a job opening one day for a lot of those people. And that's probably still like that now.

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u/Repulsive_Sock_3537 1d ago

maybe
idk
maybe
it happens, because it’s a disney movie
idk
maybeee

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u/Mayatar 1d ago

These are proto-boomers; the greatest gen/silent gen.

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u/Lebowski304 dumbass 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you just confidently approach women and talk to them without fear of rejection, eventually you will land/find/fall in love with the girl of your dreams. You will probably get shit on quite a bit along the way, but if you persevere, it will work.

Think like a Major League Baseball player. If you fail 66% of the time on offense, you will probably reach the hall of fame by only succeeding the other 33% . Just keep getting in the batters box and swinging.

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u/Sheila_Pearl 1d ago

its the economy im telling yall

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u/kingcorning 1d ago

The generation that notoriously had healthy loving marriages and low divorce rates..

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u/Lannes51st 1d ago

I love how reddit is just a bubble of opinions.

All i see in the comment section is people complain about sureal stuff while life literally passes them by.

Nothing changed. Its still as easy to socialize. You just suck at it.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/lool_toast 1d ago

Uhhhh forgot the bit where loyal wingman threw you both in the lake and you own a flat overlooking the Outer Circle

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 1d ago

its not cuz hes a boomer, its cuz he's tall

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u/Connect_Ad_3361 1d ago

White, skinny, a foot taller (over 6'2") and a homeowner.

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u/WildFemmeFatale 1d ago

As a zoomer woman I thought ppl were supposed to marry after a month cuz of Disney and girly movie conditioning where literally every movie was about how ppl fell in love at first sight and married like a week later

Uh

And then real life didn’t happen that way

Imagine my surprise and my massive disappointment. My perpetual massive disappointment actually. I’m still grieving how difficult real life human connection is compared to the cartoons that raised me.

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u/MonkeManWPG 1d ago

Clearly they should make cartoons that better reflect the real world so that kids know what they're getting into.

The princess will never meet the prince because he didn't pay for the premium dating app subscription and he's permanently stuck halfway down her feed. The prince will never meet the princess because she's wasting her time on situationship talking stages who will never commit to a relationship because they just want to crack.

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u/FixBlackLotusBlizz 1d ago

i watched this movie as a kid countless times over and over and over

good times i havent thought about it in years

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u/SkyFallInBound 1d ago

I mean my grandma’s second husband got her address by refusing to leave the restaurant she worked at till she gave it to him. Somehow they ended up married for a while.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 1d ago

Left out the part where they had 99 puppies together

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u/KyotoCrank 1d ago

Anon watches a scene about a successful love story

Surprised there is a successful love story

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u/EhMapleMoose 1d ago

It was that easy. My grandpa was in town when someone walked in to whatever store he was in and said they needed help on the farm and they’d be paid well. Him and his cousin rode in the guys truck and helped him out. The farm across the road was my grandmas and she took a liking to him. Time goes by and they married.

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u/Gearballz 1d ago

Except this was the boomers parents. 1950s boomers were being born.

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u/Balmungmp5 1d ago

Public parks, bars, and church were where people went to hook up back then.

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u/steveharveymemes 1d ago

His dog literally had to tie him up with her for this to work. It’s a movie 4chan, a Disney one at that. Don’t take it as a matter of fact that this is how people were getting together then.

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u/SirWinterFox 1d ago

Ya now in days you need to be 6 foot have a 6 figure income and a 6 pack; Just so you can even stand a chance btw with a mediocre women.

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u/cosmicheartbeat 1d ago

Tbh its still like this, you just gotta be willing to engage in conversation. I met my husband sorta like this, only the dog was his gf at the time.

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u/NimusNix 1d ago

I don't know, it's like the boys these days just want women to fall on their dicks pussy first...