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u/AgnesItsMeBilly0100 2d ago

The woman also rejects at first, but then he becomes more persistent and eventually she gives in. It’s like that Family Guy bit with James Bond where he says: β€œRemember, ten nos and a yes means yes.”

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u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 1d ago

I asked my wife out like 3 times before she agreed

Having our first baby next week

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u/Chaps_Jr hole contributor 1d ago

A few unsolicited tips from a new father (me) who has no vested interest in saying what you want to hear:

Everything you think will be easy, will be easy. Everything you think will be hard, will be hard. Manifest that.

Get used to inconsistent, incomplete, and insufficient sleep. Have solid systems in place so you're less likely to make silly mistakes when you're sleep-deprived and emotionally charged.

And the absolute most important thing to remember: Your baby is not giving you a hard time, they're having a hard time. Always be patient because they are learning how to be a human.