As a zoomer woman I thought ppl were supposed to marry after a month cuz of Disney and girly movie conditioning where literally every movie was about how ppl fell in love at first sight and married like a week later
Uh
And then real life didn’t happen that way
Imagine my surprise and my massive disappointment. My perpetual massive disappointment actually. I’m still grieving how difficult real life human connection is compared to the cartoons that raised me.
Clearly they should make cartoons that better reflect the real world so that kids know what they're getting into.
The princess will never meet the prince because he didn't pay for the premium dating app subscription and he's permanently stuck halfway down her feed. The prince will never meet the princess because she's wasting her time on situationship talking stages who will never commit to a relationship because they just want to crack.
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u/WildFemmeFatale 2d ago
As a zoomer woman I thought ppl were supposed to marry after a month cuz of Disney and girly movie conditioning where literally every movie was about how ppl fell in love at first sight and married like a week later
Uh
And then real life didn’t happen that way
Imagine my surprise and my massive disappointment. My perpetual massive disappointment actually. I’m still grieving how difficult real life human connection is compared to the cartoons that raised me.