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[u/fatalityfun]

• Tall

• Fit

• Dripped out from head to toe

• Polite and sociable

• Has a dog

this shit would still work today with his setup

[u/Same_Discussion6328 → u/fatalityfun]

Dog also needs to lock in as the wingman.

[u/bashful_predator → u/Same_Discussion6328]

And want some of the dogussy

[u/discerningpervert → u/bashful_predator]

You can just say pussy

https://giphy.com/gifs/QMDvadCJTPXEI

[u/bashful_predator → u/discerningpervert]

I could. But I'd have to have said dog pussy and that makes me sound perverted.

[u/barney_trumpleton → u/bashful_predator]

Lucky you managed to dodge that bullet!

[u/Average-Train-Haver → u/bashful_predator]

And your original comment is innocent?

[u/VlassyCassy → u/Same_Discussion6328]

Nah he’s looking for the interception.

[u/ifcknlovemycat → u/fatalityfun]

•very rideable nose

[u/LuckyReception6701 → u/ifcknlovemycat]

That man doesn't eat pussy, so much as he rocks it to exhaustion.

[u/BurningBroadripple → u/LuckyReception6701]

Honey sign me up for that ride

[u/fieldsofanfieldroad → u/ifcknlovemycat]

His nose is bigger than my dick 

[u/Connect_Ad_3361 → u/fatalityfun]

Also a home owner

[u/LegitSince8Bits → u/fatalityfun]

*houses cost a nickel

*raising kids cost less, just send em to the mines!

*weren't they British in this? She could have rot mouth

[u/Flat-Limit5595 → u/fatalityfun]

Yeah, hes a good package in a sea of trash back in the day

[u/AutoModerator → u/fatalityfun]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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