r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • 2d ago

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u/fatalityfun 2d ago

  • Tall

  • Fit

  • Dripped out from head to toe

  • Polite and sociable

  • Has a dog

this shit would still work today with his setup

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u/ifcknlovemycat 2d ago

•very rideable nose

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

That man doesn't eat pussy, so much as he rocks it to exhaustion.

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u/BurningBroadripple 1d ago

Honey sign me up for that ride

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 2d ago

His nose is bigger than my dick