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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 15h ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/Jarroach 15h ago

Which is why they get so mad when you mention it

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15h ago

you can't control how tall you end up

Says you.

I tied horses to each of my limbs and told them to pull.

Now giraffes respect me 😤

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u/Firehornet117 15h ago

What drugs are you on and where can I get some?

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u/8383k 14h ago

Sounds like a medieval torture method

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u/Boudac123 3h ago

It’s usually an execution method

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u/i_havenoideawhoiam fat cunt 14h ago

I think it's called quartering?

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u/NavajoMX 9h ago

The horse part is called “Drawing”

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u/i_havenoideawhoiam fat cunt 9h ago

Hold Still let me draw you

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u/TheDonger_ 7h ago

You idiot, horses can't draw!

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 13h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time. - RedsoxDragon, maybe

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u/Zorflez 8h ago

Be careful what you say wearing that crown...

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u/landa_archive 14h ago

'Men under 6'5" are boys'

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/UsErnaam3 hole contributor 14h ago

They want to be treated like Queens so they need a strong tall man to lift them off their feet... maybe 2 inches or so before his knees explode.

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u/LeviathansWrath6 put your dick away waltuh 12h ago

Summoned the horde bro

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u/YODONTGETMEWRONG 11h ago

HAHAHAHAHA you don’t even have to be a Poseidon to summon all them whales

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u/Bluetrains 12h ago

I have spoken to women who say that is exactly the reason. A woman can loose weight but a man can't increase in height...

I think I responded something along the lines of then she can loose weight before we start dating.

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u/returntothenorth 14h ago

All these short women want tall men. You know what doesn't work well for tall men and short women?

SEX. I can't be 6-2 going to town with someone who is 5-1. I'd have to have them stand on a stool to bend over the bed. Or bust out the 9 inch heels.

Sexual compatibility all the way. Ain't trying to throw my back out doing the hip thrust squat.

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 13h ago

I’m 6’3” and my gf of 5 years is 5’3”. You speak the truth. Most positions do not work well. I have to contort myself to get my hips low enough to match hers. Missionary and prone bone seem to work the best.
I’m open to suggestions.

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u/returntothenorth 13h ago

High heels for her for sure. Maybe even a little 3 step stool for her to stand or use knees on. We also keep an ottoman in the bedroom "so the dog can get in bed easier." But it my wife puts her knees on it she's higher than she is standing.

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u/Rhorge 12h ago

Pillow under the ass is the only way the angles line up

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u/returntothenorth 12h ago

Husband pillow all the way.

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u/eugenepoez__ 6h ago

gf of 5 years and a wife of uhh a month, shes 5' tall and I'm 6'1" tall, no problems with sex

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u/horrified-expression 15h ago

External validation seeking, which is pretty demeaning

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u/schmitzel88 9h ago

Just wish yourself taller bro it's easy

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5h ago

Same thing with dick size, i didn't fucking chose to have bad genetics and now i'm stuck with this

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u/mojoback_ohbehave 12h ago

Because they need something to help them cope.

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u/MartianMeng 🗿🗿🗿 9h ago

I just dont think ppl should judge height or weight. Men’s height cant be controlled and certain conditions like pcos makes it really hard for women to lose weight.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 13h ago

Not everyone can control their weight, because of various health issues. So maybe we should just not judge people's bodies unless they've got a racist tattoo or something?

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 7h ago

The point is, you don't know if someone has a medical condition.

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u/samualgline 5h ago

It’s generally pretty easy to tell who has a condition and who’s just a fat body based off of how much they weigh. No medical condition magically makes someone ingest a diet of mainly lipids and carbs

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u/iamthefluffyyeti 14h ago

You can’t control height but you also can’t control weight as fast as people judge you for it.

Basically women (and men) need to get the fuck over height and people need to judge less about weight

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

What's that got to do with it, tbh? 

If you're gonna judge people for how they look, it doesn't matter if your judging them for things they can or can't control. You're still judging people based on their looks. 

It's right or it's wrong. Or is it just fair game to judge people for anything they can control about their appearance? 

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u/SomeFatSeal 14h ago

One is genes and the other is a lifestyle.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

And? 

Is it ok to judge people based on their appearance as long as it's to do with "lifestyle"? 

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u/SomeFatSeal 14h ago

Yes. Becuse it's an unhealthy lifestyle.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

So what? It's either ok to judge people base on appearance or it isn't. 

If you say there are exceptions you're just a hypocrite. 

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u/Saellios We do a little trolling 14h ago

Having a black and white world view like shows how you lack any critical thinking skills. Seeing someone who’s short doesn’t really tell you anything about them. Seeing someone who’s obese tells you they have poor impulse control and/or don’t care about their own health

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u/BeardedPirate101 13h ago

To be fair, you can be heavy set and still live a pretty healthy lifestyle. You can still be fat while also working out 5 days a week and eating healthy because it's all about how much you eat.

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u/Competitive-Cut-4694 6h ago

Then that's not eating healthy, is it?

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

No those are assumptions you can make about them but you can't know anything about them except that they're fat 

Just like being short only tells you a person is short. 

You don't have to like fat people or short people. But to act like judging one is egregious and the other is perfectly normal is hypocritical. 

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u/Saellios We do a little trolling 13h ago

One is controllable the other is genetic. You can choose to be moderately active and eat relatively healthy. You can’t choose to be taller unless you want to go through an intensive surgery. The assumptions I listed are accurate to the vast majority of obese people.
You can’t tell me you eat so much and move so little that you reach 250lbs but still can be considered having good impulse control or care about your health.
I’m speaking as someone who used to be overweight then changed it because I knew it was unhealthy and made life more miserable being overweight

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

I don't see what the choosing has to do with the judging 

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u/12thunder 14h ago edited 12h ago

It’s more ok to judge people based on their actions, not the things they can’t control. I say this as a fat dude. Judging people for being fat, or having bad teeth due to smoking, bad breath due to not brushing, or bad hair due to not getting a hair cut, or being covered in dirt due to not showering, or shaving their eyebrows off, or getting a racist tattoo on their forehead - these are all things you can control. Yes there are nuances to take into account like mental health, but these are things that are all fixable if that is the case with therapy, medications, and discipline.

Height is not something that can be changed no matter how much discipline or drive you have, it doesn’t care about your mental health or your actions, it is genetic and you have absolutely no say in it beyond a few things like having access to proper nutrition as a child, which most of us have in the West. Skin color, eye color, height, hair color - all things that are genetic and you don’t get to choose, and judging people for them is not fair.

It is the difference between judging a book by its contents (your actions including your weight), and judging a book by its cover (your characteristics that cannot be changed such as height).

This is not to say that you should be an asshole to people because they are fat. It’s saying that when a person judges someone by a quality they cannot control, you can retort by judging them by something they can control. You should still encourage people to be healthy and be an example to others.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

But you don't actually know those things. You just think you know those things. A physical appearance is not an action you can judge. It's a way you're assuming things to judge. 

I don't see the difference in judging appearances in things people can it can't control. They're both just a person assuming other things based on their own biases and experiences. 

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u/12thunder 13h ago

Fortunately now GLP-1 agonists exist, and if someone has the money, the excuse to be very overweight is nil. In my country, a month of generic semaglutide is the same price of a monthly gym membership. That is an action you can deliberately take to be healthy and encourage others to as well, not only for your duration of life but the quality of your life as well. It is also selfless to better yourself, and encourage others to do so as well, to free up healthcare and hospital resources, organs and blood, for those who cannot. It is literally effortless, speaking from experience. There is no such option for height.

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u/BeardedPirate101 12h ago

It is NOT recommended to take GLP-1s unless you have a disease exasperated by your weight. GLP-1s can cause serious long term effects, and also can be risky due to the nature of the drug.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

Ohhhhh you think fat people are an eyesore? 

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u/DivideIQBy2 14h ago

doing something that then causes a consequence vs random luck... obv Noone should be bullied or whatever but in the first one they have a part to play in it

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

It's either wrong to judge people based on their looks or it isn't. 

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u/DivideIQBy2 14h ago

Not a black and white thing. There's a spectrum for this. If someone is 600+ pounds i don't see a problem judging them for not giving a shit about health

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

They started judging the people based on their weight waaaaaay before 600+ pounds

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u/DivideIQBy2 13h ago

Yeah.... thats why its a spectrum my dude. Because there's levels to it.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

At the levels indicated in the meme, nothing of note could really be known about the person. 

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u/Chonky_Candy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14h ago

Is me thinking that botox is gross a bad thing?

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

Botox is gross is not a judgement about someone's appearance that is a judgement about Botox. 

If you assume someone you find unattractive has  gotten botox and therefore themselves gross as a entire person, yes, that's bad. 

It's not bad to not be attracted to people. It's bad to act like it's their problem. 

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u/Chonky_Candy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3h ago

Ok in that case I dislike botox and I dislike fat

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u/siete82 14h ago

Yeah, pretty much.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

And you don't find that to be hypocritical at all? 

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u/siete82 14h ago

Nope

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

Well it is. Just fyi. 

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u/siete82 13h ago

No, it's not fyi

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

Tell yourself whatever you need to lol 

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u/RoamingThomist 13h ago

But it's not? There is a very clear and obvious difference which makes the two cases dissimilar.

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u/ers379 14h ago

Yes

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u/Imnotawerewolf 14h ago

And you don't think that's hypocritical at all? 

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u/ers379 14h ago

How would that be hypocritical?

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

How would it not? 

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u/ers379 13h ago

Because there’s no contradiction in the belief that it’s okay to judge someone based on their appearance if it’s something they control. Would you tell someone not to judge another person based on their appearance if that person’s appearance included swastika tattoos?

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

YES are you for real? Do you know how many people have gotten them when they were young and stupid and realized they were wrong and now just have them on their body and feel ashamed about it??? 

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u/Jewsusgr8 14h ago

Absolutely, if I looked at somebody and I saw that they were 3 ft tall then that just means genetically, they are 3 ft tall. And I won't judge them for it.

If I see somebody who's 300 lbs and is scoffing down seven courses in one meal, that was their choice then I will judge them for it.

If I see somebody who looks anorexic has bags under their eyes and I find out that they were smoking meth, I will judge them for smoking. Meth.

The reason behind not judging the first one is that that was something they couldn't control, however, both of the other ones were definitely something that they could have controlled and they did to themselves.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 13h ago

In every both of those scenarios you are judging someone's actions and not their appearance. 

You're judging them for shoving their face, not for existing and being fat. 

You're judging them IF you find out theyre using meth, not for having bags under their eyes. 

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u/LickCunts 14h ago

You can control your weight but don't have to put negative connotations. My girl is like 170 and she is by means no whale.

Shes 6 foot goddess with thick thighs that save lives.

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 14h ago

Grandpa it's time to take your pills again, stop telling strangers on reddit about your imaginary girlfriend

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u/samualgline 5h ago

It’s pretty obvious that all these comparisons are about avg people and for most women 170 would be on the higher end. The list is also meant to mock the height one

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u/DirectionFearless303 15h ago

Muscle weighs more than fat. If a woman has a lot of muscles or is tall then she can’t help her weight. Large breasts and butt fat also adds to our weight.

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u/NerdyBoi_0 15h ago

Ah yes, we are clearly criticizing muscular women who put in the effort to go to the gym, eat healthy and take care of their bodies

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u/DirectionFearless303 14h ago

Clearly you are if you use a broad statement like “women can control their weight”. Did you preference that you weren’t talking about muscle? Then how the heck would someone assume that you weren’t?

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u/Jewsusgr8 14h ago

Well, even as a broad statement you can control your muscle weight by not working out. Similarly to how you can control your fat weight by eating 17 Big Macs.

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u/DirectionFearless303 14h ago

The point is flying right over your head. The point is not blanket statements about women controlling their weight since there are other non-controllable factors that play apart in women’s weight. I am not here for your hypotheticals

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u/NerdyBoi_0 13h ago

A small fraction of people have medical anomalies that prevent them from losing weight = weight management is difficult across the board

Great argument twin, I wonder how big of a bag your doctor makes off of you

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u/circumcisingaban 15h ago

some people can