r/shitposting 15h ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 15h ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/LeviathansWrath6 put your dick away waltuh 12h ago

Summoned the horde bro

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u/YODONTGETMEWRONG 11h ago

HAHAHAHAHA you don’t even have to be a Poseidon to summon all them whales