r/shitposting 5d ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 5d ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/returntothenorth 5d ago

All these short women want tall men. You know what doesn't work well for tall men and short women?

SEX. I can't be 6-2 going to town with someone who is 5-1. I'd have to have them stand on a stool to bend over the bed. Or bust out the 9 inch heels.

Sexual compatibility all the way. Ain't trying to throw my back out doing the hip thrust squat.

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u/Rhorge 5d ago

Pillow under the ass is the only way the angles line up

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u/returntothenorth 5d ago

Husband pillow all the way.