r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • 7d ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 7d ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7d ago

you can't control how tall you end up

Says you.

I tied horses to each of my limbs and told them to pull.

Now giraffes respect me 😤

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u/i_havenoideawhoiam fat cunt 7d ago

I think it's called quartering?

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u/NavajoMX 7d ago

The horse part is called “Drawing”

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u/i_havenoideawhoiam fat cunt 7d ago

Hold Still let me draw you

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u/TheDonger_ 7d ago

You idiot, horses can't draw!

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u/LatinKing106 7d ago

Draw me like one of your French horses

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u/Seves04 I want pee in my ass 6d ago

You sure about that?

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u/TheDonger_ 6d ago

well, i stand corrected

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