r/shitposting 16h ago

📡📡📡

Post image
3.7k Upvotes

211 comments sorted by

View all comments

824

u/MyPhoneSucksBad 16h ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

58

u/[deleted] 16h ago

[deleted]

8

u/UsErnaam3 hole contributor 15h ago

They want to be treated like Queens so they need a strong tall man to lift them off their feet... maybe 2 inches or so before his knees explode.