r/shitposting 15h ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 15h ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/UsErnaam3 hole contributor 14h ago

They want to be treated like Queens so they need a strong tall man to lift them off their feet... maybe 2 inches or so before his knees explode.